5. The Apprentice

Aragorn: How long do you think they'll stay in there?

Arwen: I've no idea. It's nearly been an hour already. *flinches as the bunker everyone is standing around rumbles* I wish I knew what he was doing to the poor boy.

Aragorn: Now, dear, I'm sure he'll be-*gets cut off as Morvis gets blown through the wall of the bunker*

Morvis: GAAH! *goes flying fifty feet and rolls over a cliff*

Everyone: *gasp*

Morvis: *levitates back up and fends off the fireballs that had chased him out of the bunker before striking the bunker with lightning, causing it to collapse*

?: *wreckage flys everywhere as he flys at the speed of sound into Morvis.*

Morvis: *locks opponent in place*

Well, done, Elboron! You make a fine apprentice! *releases Elboron*

Elboron: Thank you, sir. It's an awesome thing to learn.

Frodo: Now there's two of you? I may as well kill myself now.

Elboron: Here, I'll save you the trouble! *fires rocket at Frodo*

Morvis: For the curious among you, let's just say that I had some spare time while waiting for dares and didn't want another Watcher in the Water situation EVER. *glares at... splatter of blood where Frodo was standing* So he's going to be a permanent cohost and assistant.

Elboron: WOOT! *looks at computer* Oh, whaddya know, we DO have dares!

Morvis: Sweet! Let's get started!

From: FrenchRenegade

well first i would like to say that i love this! and i have some dares and

such...

1.) dare legolas to be in a room alone, unarmed with all of his disturbingly

obsessed fangirls.

2.) dare the hobbits to go 1 day without eating, smoking, or drinking.

3.) dare aragorn to take a bath or a shower or something.

yay! this is awesomefull!

Legolas: *reads dare* Ooh, sounds like fun! *runs into room*

Elboron: *locks door*

Morvis: How long do you think we should leave him?

Elboron: At least until the end of these dares.

Morvis: *reads next dare* Well that's a pretty long time. You four *points at the hobbits* can't eat, smoke, or drink for a whole day!

Hobbits: *fetal position*

Elboron: WOOT! *throws them into a room full of food that's just out of reach*

Morvis: Touché. All right, Aragorn, come here a minute * has Aragorn stand in a river* Stay. *goes to Arwen* There are Nazgul in that river. Drown them!

Arwen: *summons the flood like she does in the movie*

Aragorn: WHAT THE F- *drowns*

-the next day-

Elboron: *opens door* OK, hobbits, you can... DAMN! Morvis, check it out!

Morvis: What? *comes over* 0_0 Whoa. *Merry dead in one corner with three skeletons in the other*

Elboron: *revives Merry* Dude... what happened?

Merry: Pippin died of hunger... we all ate him, then Frodo and Sam killed each other fighting over who got to eat me... so I ate both of them, then died of hunger.

Morvis: I SAID NO EATING ANYTHING! *slaps Maerry with a sack of hammers* Elboron, discipline him as you see fit.

Elboron: *big smile and closes door behind him*

Gimli: What about Legolas?

Morvis: Oh, all right. *opens door and sends away fangirls*

Legolas: *Unharmed* Hi.

Morvis: You didn't get ripped to shreds?

Legolas: Nope. Most of 'em took one look at me, saw I was a girl, and took off. Then I had no problem fending off the four lesbians. Bitches.

Morvis: Well, that dare was less... satisfying than I hoped. Oh well. *gets more dares*

From: H.M. Lee

Dares:

Pippin and Merry: Run into the middle of a camp of Easterlings and shout a

racial slur. Then try to escape alive...

Sauron and Saruman: Face off in a poetry contest!

Morvis: Be the judge of the poetry contest and give the winner a box of jelly

doughnuts. Shoot the loser into the ocean with a giant cannon.

Keep up the fun! -H. M. Lee

Morvis: *warps Merry... or what's left of him out of the room and revives him*

Merry and Pippin: *reads dare* WOO! *run off to find a camp of Easterlings*

Morvis: Now, Saruman and Sauron must face off in a poetry contest.

Saruman: *facepalm*

Sauron: Why me?

Morvis: On your marks, get set... GO!

-twenty minutes later-

Morvis: Times up! What'd you come up with?

Saruman:

I have some water in a glass

I pour it on the grass

Then along comes an Orc

With a very large fork

And knocks me onto my ass

Everyone: *laughs and boos*

Sauron: Azg Nazg Gimbatul...Azg Nazg Gimbatul...Azg Nazg Gimbatul... Azg Nazg Gimbatul... Azg Nazg Gimbatul... Azg Nazg Gimbatul... Azg Nazg Gimbatul... Azg Nazg-

Everyone: -_- Make it stop, make it stop...

Morvis: And the winner is... SAURON! *gives Sauron doughnuts*

Sauron: *takes donuts into a chamber and locks the door*

Saruman: 0_0 ... I don't even wanna know what he's doing in there.

Morvis: Well you don't have to! *shoves Saruman into a cannon and blasts him into the ocean* Now- *gets cut off as Merry and Pippin run through the crowd laughing*

Gandalf: What the- GAAAHHH! *gets trampled by Easterlings*

Everyone else: *is trampled as well*

Morvis: *revives himself then the others* FROM NOW ON, WHAT HAPPENS AT CAMP STAYS AT CAMP! UNDERSTOOD?

Merry and Pippin: 0_0 *nods*

Morvis: Good.

From: pasquel-no-yer-panco ()

I dare Wormtongue to moon Sauraman.

I dare Gimli to attempt to make out with Legolas.

Wormtongue: *blasts himself out of a cannon into the ocean naked*

Everyone: GAH! *eyes shatter*

Morvis: *revives all the eyes and shows Legolas her dare*

Legolas: Hmmm... the beard's a turn-off, but I think I'll manage. *runs over to make out with Gimli*

Gimli: *chops off Legolas's head* THAT'S NOT HAPPENING! I lose a race to him, compliment him, then watch as he gets away scot-free on the fangirl dare, HE IS NOT MAKING OUT WITH ME!

Elboron: Dude... calm down...

Great fic! My dares/truths!

1) (When Legolas reverts back into a man) I dare him to make out with Arwen.

2) I dare Pippin to fight to the death with Merry.

3) I dare Gollum to make out with Frodo.

4) Ask Elrond where he got his headband from, it's cool XD

~SarahJaneFan

Morvis: Legolas won't revert back unless a dare requests it, but they can still make out! * pushes Arwen and Legolas together*

All guys: *get turned on watching the makeout session*

Morvis: *manages to look away* Now, Merry and Pippin must fight to the death!

Merry: *doesn't hear Morvis due to watching Arwen and Legolas*

Pippin: *beheads Merry* I win! What's the prize?

Elboron: This! *chucks Pippin in a lake of piranha.

Frodo and Gollum: *make out*

Frodo: First Sam, now Gollum, it's just like the games we played in the mountains where-

Sam: IF YOU TELL ABOUT THOSE I PROMISE I WILL CARVE OUT YOUR LIVER AND SHIT ON IT!

Frodo: 0_0 ...fine

Elrond: The Gap, of course.

Morvis: There's a Gap in Middle Earth?

Elrond: The Gap of Rohan, duh.

Elboron: IMMA GO TORCH IT!

Morvis: *holds back Elboron*Heel! You're allowed to be a badass, not a tyrant.

Elboron: Hmph, fine.

Morvis: Bye!

A/N: Well, those dares didn't come in as fast as usual. Oh well. And sorry this took so long. i've been busy.