A/N: eh… sorry this took so long. I've been busy with farm work.
6. Shakespeare?
Morvis: *sound asleep*
Frodo: *sneaking towards Morvis with a Morgul blade*
Everyone else: *asleep*
Frodo: *stabs Morvis through the heart and killing him*
?: *behind Frodo* You think I'm stupid enough to sleep?
Decoy Morvis: *disintegrates*
Frodo: *turns around and comes face to face with Morvis* Ah...hi?
Morvis: *transforms Frodo into a Big Mac and eats him*
Everyone else: *gets up from the commotion*
Elboron: I SMELL BEEF! *conjures a cheeseburger out of thin air and eats it*
Morvis: Rise and shine everybody! The dares are in!
From: Twilight HP and LotR fan
Lol i love this story! Here are my dares:
1. Dare galadriel to smoke some mushrooms and get high (see what happens)
2. Dare frodo to sing "lovegame" by lady gaga
3. Ask gandalf if he finds frodo attractive.
4. Dare merry and pippin to try out for american idol!
Well thats all! :) bye
Galadriel: *starts smoking*
Celeborn: *rolls eyes* She's an elf, she won't be affected.
Galadriel: WHEREZ WE GOIN' ON, BITCHES? *grows demon wings and starts flying around cutting apart the clouds with laser eyes*
Everyone: 0_0
Morvis: ...You were saying?
Celeborn: Shut up. GAH! *gets incinerated by Galadriel's hair spray she's now spreading everywhere*
Elboron: Cool.
Morvis: Umm... Big Macs can't sing, so I have to skip that one (A/N: thank God)
Gandalf: Uh, Ew, no.
Merry and Pippin: *show up for American Idol but are thrown out immediately because everyone thinks they're just kids* And even if they believed us, we're too old.
Morvis: Though it is a shame.
From: H.M. Lee
As usual, that made my day!
Legolas: Turn back into a man, this is getting creepy...
Gandalf and Sauruman: Face off in an epic wizard duel while skydiving from
outer space.
Merry and Pippin: What exactly did you yell in the Easterling camp?
Frodo: By the power of the reviewer, I command that thou shalt speak naught
but the tongue of Shakespearean English for one installment long.
Legolas: *turns into a man* NOOOO! MY ELFNESS IS GONE! MY BEAUTIFUL POINTED EARS! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? YOU BASTARD! YOU LOWLIFE SON OF A-
Elboron: *kicks him in the balls* Dude... shut up.
Morvis: *shows Gandalf and Saruman their dare*
Both: Psh, easy. *fly to the moon*
Morvis: GO!
Both wizards: *jump off the moon and have a very epic battle (A/N: Me lazy. Sorry.) until they both hit the ground at the same time and die*
Morvis: It's a tie!
Pippin: Something about their mothers doing the guy on their left. And we made sure it was racially slurred.
Frodo: Me doest thinketh that ye is the utmost example of a cruel buffoon. *TRANSLATION: Fuck you!*
From: SarahJaneFan
Hehe thanks for doing my dares! Did them very well! Possibly do some more? :D
1. Dare Treebeard to go on a dating show.
2. Dare Morvis to send the Fellowship to fat camp (not that there fat, just to
see how they would all cope :L)
3. Ask Aragorn if he would ever sleep with a hobbit.
Morvis: Of course I'll do some more. Let's get something straight. The only two reasons I would refuse a dare are
(a) if it would require the fic to be rated M
or (b) if it would be funnier to refuse it than to do it. Just making that clear.
Treebeard: *goes on a dating show*
Random announcer guy: Hello everyone and welcome to Bachelor Botany!
-30 minutes later-
Treebeard: *comes back*
Elboron: So... how was it?
Treebeard: *asleep*
Elboron: *revs a chainsaw* I SAID HOW WAS IT? *cuts off Treebeard's toe*
Treebeard: Now don't... be hasty, Barrum *steps on Elboron* There... were no... Entwives...
Morvis: Aww, too bad. Next!
Fellowship: *goes to fat camp*
Instructor: YOU'LLNEVERGTINSHAPEIFYOUDONTPUSH! PUSH! PUSH!
Everyone: *faints*
Morvis: *warps them back* Aragorn?
Aragorn: No. I think it's safe to say that no man or elf would EVER want to sleep with a hobbit. Right, dear? *looks at Arwen for support*
Arwen: *red with embarrassment* Well... uh... haha... there might be the odd one...
Aragorn: *suspicious* Oh, yes, like who?
Arwen: *cough*-me-*cough*
Aragorn: Speak up a bit?
Arwen *cough-cough* Me
Aragorn: Still can't hear you?
Arwen: I SLEPT WITH PIPPIN, OKAY! I WAS DRUNK, HE WAS DRUNK, AND THOSE FURRY FEET HAVE ALWAYS TURNED ME ON!
Aragorn: *files for divorce then kills himself*
Merry: *staring at Pippin*
Pippin: *sheepish grin*
Morvis: That was... more than I expected to hear. Wow. Let's move on, I guess.
From: to lazy to log in ()
i have an account but i don't feel like logging in.
i dare frodo to lock himself in a small room filled with zombie chickens.
also i want legolas to fight dracula. why dracula? because both of them are
awesome?
also everyone gets free pizza
*pulls pizzas out of i don't know where*
Elboron: *throws Frodo in the room and locks the door*
Frodo: *kills one with Sting*
Chickens: *swarm Frodo and shred him with their pecking*
Legolas: *has gone into a depression since becoming a man* I'm not that awesome. Let him kill me.
Dracula: Is he even worth it?
Elboron: Nah, but do it anyway.
Dracula: Okey-dokey *eats Legolas*
Elboron: Good! *stabs a beef steak through Dracula's heart then eats him*
Morvis: What's with the bloodlust, kid?
Elboron: What's the point of being epic if you can't terrorize people?
Morvis: The whole point is to aim for humor. Terrorizing is an added bonus.
Everyone: YAY! *eats pizza*
From: yo mama ()
I dare Aragorn to sneak into the easterling camp and steal the magical unicorn
there.
I dare the hobbits to steal Aragorn's magical unicorn, use it to time-travel
to installment 9 of this fanfic, slap everybody else who happens to be alive
at the time (including themselves) and then time travel back to installment 7.
Morvis: *revives Aragorn and shows him his dare*
Aragorn: The Easterlings have a magical unicorn?
Merry: Actually it's not theirs. When we ran in there we saw them about to burn Neil Patrick Harris at the stake.
Aragorn: Okay... *steals the unicorn*
Frodo: Cast down thine enemy! (Translation: ATTACK!) *four hobbits jump out of a bush and beat the shit out of Aragorn before jumping on the unicorn and time travelling away*
Morvis: Something tells me I'm gonna regret that. So long!