BUT…
Pikachu doesn't end up sleeping and shocks everyone to bizaro world.
May: Where are we?
Charlie the unicorn comes out and says
Charlie: candy land girl. What do you want.
Ash: Hey, puss, get off my girl.
Charlie comes out and gets a doughnut gun and starts shooting doughnuts at them
Cydiquil: GET DOWN!
(Hey returns fire by throwing Frisbees at him. Pikachu grabs dwarfs and throws them at him.)
Charlie looks at them and gives a maniacal laugh.
WAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA.
Charlie jumps and dows a somersault and runs around in circles walooing.
Melody: Give me the candy or I'll eat yoa!
Lucario: GIMME GIMME IMME! THE CANDY SHALL BE MINE AND MINE TO KEEP!!!!
Then Tetris blocks start falling out of the sky.
Tetris song starts.
Ash: Holy crap, we've got to dodge those tetris blocks!
May: Oh's Noes!
Cliffhanger!!!!