Harley was sitting outside in nothing but a towel, her hair was soaking and she was freezing. She was praying Red would get there before Mistah J. Suddenly a pink blur tore up the street, it was Ivy! Harley jumped up almost dropping her towel and Ivy scowled at her "You could have at least gotten dressed! I know your stressed but try to look less conspicuoius, we are wanted criminals you know!" Harley whimpered and Ivy had the feeling she'd been too harsh too fast.
Ivy walked over to Harley taking off her coat and placing it around her shoulders then giving her a gentle squeeze. "*sniff* Thanks Red" Harley said slowly.
"Come on you clown, get in the car. I've got a new place too you know!" As they both sat in the car Ivy blasted the heating and turned sternly to Harley,
"You know you should have put some clothes on you might get sick...you don't want anything bad to happen this early on, everthing effects a baby Harls"
Harely began to cry and clung to Ivy, who momentarily took her eyes off the road to plant a reasuring kiss on Harley's head.

Harley awoke with a jump to Ivy rocking her awake, they were still in her car but now they were parked outside a drug store. "Look Harls I'll be right back,
I'll pick up the tests to make sure. You know the drill just warn me if anyone comes." Harley nodded her big blue eyes stared into Ivy's terrified. It was the third time this had happened, well at least Harley was pretty sure it was the third wondered if her puddin' was home yet, she wondered how he would feel with her gone. Relieved probably, relieved until he needed something then her would be furious. Her thoughts were cut short as the security alarm went off in the drugs store and Ivy came running back towards the car her arms full of different pregnancy tests in all different brands. It would be a fun night trying all of these out Harley sighed, "Red I don't even gotta pee!" Ivy slammed on the accelerator and shot Harley a stern look, she was mad. Harley shut up.

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"Good news Harley girl!" Joker yelled as he kicked through the door of their hideout. "HARELY!" he yelled, usually she was in his arms by now Joker sighed the kid was probably all tuckered out from last night poor thing. He knew just the thing to wake her up "Hey toots wake up or I'll carve you up!" he giggled stalking through the house. He whipped out the blade from his pocket and entered the bedroom. Where was she? "Harley girl are you hiding from me, was I a little too rough? Daddy's sorry!" Daddy was not sorry, he was furious. That girl doesn't know what's coming to her when she get's out of her hiding place.
Joker walked into the tiny bathroom, it stank of vomit and rusted pipes, well at least she's showered he though. Harley's probably went out to get dinner that was it!

Joker sat on the bed and thought of killing Batman, oh the joys! He began to laugh and thought of the other person who brought lotsa laughs into his life. His Harley. God how he love- he stopped the thought and began smashing the items in the room. Love that dumb blonde! He noticed her clothes from last night on the floor. Thats strange, her costume was still in the bathroom and these were her only other clothes. She wouldn't have walked to the shops naked again would she? The Joker felt a pang of worry in his mind- he crushed the thought down and laughed again "Dumb dumb little harlequin"

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The car stopped and Harleys eyes widened, Ivys house was massive! With an amused glance Ivy turned to Harley "Do you like it?" Harley looked to Ivy in disbelief! "Like isn't word Red, this a a palace! *sigh* But it ain't got nothin' on me and J's new love nest" Ivy should have expected this reply but she was still angered by it. Ivy took Harley's arm and led her to the door, "The key's in my coat pocket Harls, can you open it?" Harley did what she was told as always, as they entered Harley ran towards the bathroom taking a fistful of pregnancy tests with her. Harley KNEW she was pregnant but she had to make sure, make it official.