Ivy tried to plea with Harley through her bedroom door but it just wasn't working – although she really didn't expect it to. Every time Ivy tired to shout some sense into her a plantpot was hurled at her through the doorframe. Ivy had forced Two-Face to stay until the mess he had gotten them into had quietened down. Ivy was thankful Harley didn't have much of a head on those shoulders, she would have to come out sometime and then they could talk it all out. "You're more than an idiot, your a disgrace Harv! If I say don't come here you shouldn't!" Harvey was about to apologize to the scorned woman in-front of him but instead he flipped a coin. It seemed like he should set her straight.

"You've been keeping her hostage, your almost as bad as him-and you don't even have a good excuse!" Ivy's eyes flared with rage "HOSTAGE? Do you have ANY idea what he would do to her! What he has done to her! Like this! She just forgives him!" Harvey grabbed Ivy's shoulders and she tried to wriggle free from his grip, she quickly realised he was being very serious and she wasn't going to get free. "This is wrong. You know even someone as batshit crazy as him deserves to know. You know you don't own her, he owns her-" Ivy screamed in his face at this but he shrugged it off "She gave herself to him as a gift, he owns her." He threw Ivy down on the couch with unnecessary force and went to the kitchen he poured himself a drink and sat next to Ivy. Ivy slapped him so he smashed the glass of whiskey against her face knocking her out. He let himself out.

"Joker's been strangely passive hasn't he?" Six guards where looking in on Jokers cell just watching him sit there. He hadn't tried anything. He hadn't said a word since he was put in there, not even a joke. "It makes our job easier, just makes me think he's planning something big-bigger than usual." "Has Batman checked on him yet? He always checks on him." "Yeah he's checked a few times...nothing to report I guess" The guards stood and watched. That was their job.

I'm going to wring her neck. No I'm going to carve her into little bits and send them to Ivy, a different piece each day. No I'll take her head off and make it into a Jack in the Box! It'll be hilarious, I bet she'd love it! Joker's trail of thought stopped there. Why did he care that she'd like it? I need to get out of here, I'm not even sure how I got in here. Joker got up from his bed where he had been lying face down unmoving for the past two hours. He began pacing. He was going to fucking kill her, he felt something for her but he wanted to kill that too. It would be perfect, think of the faces the laughs! Then he could just go ahead and get rid of lesbo bitch too! He decided it would be the joke of the decade, the millennium.

Joker began to jump and squeal with laughter after all the solitary deliberation of what to do he decided that a simple death would be apt. Simply gruesome. He would use his faithful friend to get out of jail free. He could ask for his therapy early and with his recently relaxed behaviour he could just rush his way out, track Ivy down and kill 'em both! Superb he was proud. With Harley gone he could finally focus on Batsy and only Batsy!

Harley heard no more noise, she was packing her stuff to leave but she expected a fight and what she found was Ivy passed out. Lucky days. Harley had cooled off and was gonna go get her puddin' back from jail and then tell him the good news! If he didn't figure it out beforehand. Harley still had her phone but it was low on battery she looked through her list of one contact which Joker had put in for her. Roc. "Hey can you come pick me up! I wanna go to Arkham! What? No I'm not handin' myself in! Nup-I'm not quittin on Mistah J I'm bustin' him out! Whaddya mean it's too late it's important c'mon!" Ivy tossed and Harley discretely closed the door leaving behind a note crudely explaining that they were still best friends. Harley waved by to the plants hoping that they wouldn't somehow wake up Ivy and then left.

Harley waited at the bottom of the stairs for only a few minutes before a familiar car drove up. A car which didn't immediately stop. Harley frantically waved her arms around to get Roc's attention and through the dark she could see a horrified expression on his face as he got out of the car and opened the door for her. "You feeling very gentlemanly today Roc?" He kept glancing at her swollen belly until he stated driving and kept his eyes on the road. "So...that why you left?" He eventually asked using his thumb to signal to her stomach. "Well kinda Roc - see it's a long story because well you know what's happened the last few times so I wanted to leave for a day- but Ivy was so worried but then she said Mistah J was fine but I knew somethin' was fishy because he never tried to kidnap me at all-" Harley was crying but she wasn't sad, she was relieved. She was back with something she was 100% familiar with. Roco pulled over the car for a minute until Harley's sobbing had stopped. "I'm okay Roc just keep driving. I stole a buncha stuff from Ivy so I should be able to get J out real quick. I know this place like the backa my hand!"

Rocco didn't want he to go. She was better off without him but she didn't know that, she would never believe that. "You sure about this Harley Quinn?" "Sure as I ever was!" It was very dark outside but Harley had a bag of tricks and civilian clothes, that was new. Joker would be in his usual cell and then she could finally see her Puddin' again. "You don't havta wait Roc, we'll be fine!" Harley patted her stomach and Roc felt a deep revulsion. He couldn't wait. He didn't want to see her explain this to J, It couldn't really be his. "Good luck Harley" he said speeding off into the night. Time to get my puddin' back Harley smiled to herself she was right behind where the line of cameras started and began to stretch. "Your gonna make it difficult J.J ain't yah?"

(AUTHOR NOTES: Sorry it's taken so long I had all the next few chapters pree written but my laptop completely crashed out and I lost them all. I still get the gist of what I was going to write but it's taken a while :/ Thanks for being patient and I hope it's been pretty good haha!)