I just love Red vs. Blue. Yaoi or not. I love Red vs. Blue and I have watching it since…forever! That's not important though! What's important is that the long timeline of Red vs. Blue I have just gives me more and more inspiration to type! I mean I haven't typed on my other story in quite awhile but it's not because I don't have any inspiration. It's because I have so much inspiration, so much I want to type for that one story, I don't know how to continue to write on it.

On another note! I am just obsessed with Caboose/Wash right now. I really am. I will try to write other pairings but it seems for right now, I will be writing A LOT of Caboose/Wash!

Thanks for those have reviewed and read it! Glad you liked it. Enjoy!

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Prompt: Twisted

Pairing: Caboose/Wash

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It was just another ordinary day for the Red and Blue teams. Well at least, as normal it was going to get with their fucked up situation.

At Red Base everything was as it normally was. Grif and Simmons were spending their time arguing about the most littlest of things. Anything they could disagree on they did. What TV show they should watch even though the broken down TV that somehow still worked didn't get a single channel. What they should have for their next meal even though there was hardly even any food left. What food was left was what they had to survive on. If they ran out, Sarge figured they could go over and steal some of the Blues, or at least win it in a battle between the two teams.

Speaking of Sarge, the highest ranked solider of their team was sitting around and polishing his shotgun like he always did. Even though the entire time they spent with their 'Red vs. Blue' battles was just a simulation and they didn't really need to fight now, they must. They were still Red and Blue. That means they had someone to fight, which meant that's what they would do. Is fight.

Over at the Blue Base things were so abnormal is was normal for the Blue Team. Tucker was doing his normal routine. Absolutely nothing. That's they way he liked it. When Wash didn't have him running drills, he would like to sit around on the couch and maybe take a nap. Anything for the aching in his body to go away. So that's where he was, asleep on the couch.

Caboose was sprawled out of the floor not so far away from the couch. He had he stomach against the ground. The blonde haired regulation blue solider had a coloring book in front of him and was drawing and coloring happily. A large smile ran across his face as he drew pictures of him, him and Church, him and the Reds. Him and Wash. He even drew Tucker but much further off to the side. At least he was there however. After he was done drawing them all together, he drew a picture with a single person on it. He drew Wash. He wasn't quite sure what made him want to draw only Wash, but when he was done, he felt the love that he did for Wash, as well as the picture.

Where was Wash anyway? Caboose had just noticed that the former Freelancer was not anywhere nearby. Usually on day's off such like now, Wash would be there in the main living space with them, watching over them. Yet he wasn't. Caboose, now curious had to stand up and look around the base for the new leader of the Blue Team.

He walked around the base twice. Checking each room individually before coming back to check it again. He checked Wash's first. It would make since for the other to be in his own bedroom but surprising, he wasn't. Caboose even went as far to check under the bed since he couldn't be sure Wash wasn't under there. He checked his own room next and as well came up with nothing. He didn't even bother going to look in Tucker's room knowing that there was no way Wash would step one foot into the pigsty that Tucker's room had came to be.

Next Caboose looked outside and was relieved to see Wash out there sitting on the soft grass on the hill next to their base. He had one leg closer to him as he inspected it. Caboose, curious as ever walked over to where Wash was sitting and sat down himself.

"Whatcha doing out here Wash? Shouldn't you be in there telling Tucker to get ready for today?" Caboose asked sitting down on the shaded hill as well. Wash looked up with a confused glance. Caboose figured that Wash must have forgotten. "Today's Thursday isn't it? Don't we have a weekly fight with the Reds on Thursday?" Caboose asked the almost obvious. It was true, they did have a weekly fights with the Reds. For the most part they had won all of the fights, but the Reds keep coming back saying that they will defeat them someday.

"Oh right…I can't believe I forgot." Wash said sighing. He really couldn't believe he had forgotten. He and Sarge was the ones that set up the weekly battles. Every Thursday about midday. Still that didn't mean that Wash was bound to remembering said battles. Wash just sighed, not really feeling up to fighting the Reds today. Not to mention he had just injured himself not 5 minutes ago and knew he wouldn't be much use when it came down to it.

"That's fine Wash! Everyone can be a little forgetful every once and a awhile. I forget things all the time!" Caboose reassured him. It was the nice thing for Caboose to do and Wash appreciated it greatly. If he had been back at Project Freelancer everyone would just had laughed at him for being forgetful. Not to long after that Caboose stood up and offered his hand to Wash. The other took his hand and let himself be pulled into a standing position. Caboose began to tug Wash toward the base, completely unaware of the injured leg that Wash was supporting. Wash couldn't stop himself from letting a hiss in agony escape him.

"What's wrong Wash? Did I hurt you? Are you DIEING? Did Tucker hurt you? Was it one of the Reds? I'll kill them!" Caboose said with a serious face. It was odd to see Caboose actually angry. He even threatened to kill one of the Reds. Now that was rare. Caboose was always such a sweet heart so it was so weird to see him like this. Before the other solider could jump to any conclusions, Wash interrupted him.

"Caboose! No one hurt me! I just tripped and sprung my ankle is all! I'm fine really! No need to kill any of the Reds or Tucker. Well maybe Tucker… No actually lets not kill Tucker. I am fine." Wash repeated to Caboose until he was sure that the other had gotten it into his head. Wash was fine and he did not need Caboose going and killing Tucker.

"So you're okay. And not dieing?" Caboose asked, his normal happier tone coming back. Just the tone of his voice made Wash smile knowing that Caboose was only worried.

"Of course not Caboose. Just a sprained ankle is all." Wash continued to assure his teammate. After awhile Caboose was back to his normal self. Soon after their small conversation, Caboose began to pull Wash toward the base once again, this time more weary of the injury Wash had. However, with Wash limping it would take forever to get the former special Agent back to his room. So the only thing Caboose knew to do, was to carry Wash the rest of the way. So that's what he did. He locked one arm under Wash's legs and the other around his back.

"Caboose! What are you doing but me down!" Wash commanded as he felt his feet leaving the ground. He wasn't a child and defiantly didn't need to be treated like one. Especially by Caboose. However, Caboose did not put him down. Instead he carried the protesting former Freelancer to his own room and laid Wash down on the gray blankets on the bed.

"I'm sorry Washingtub, but it didn't want you to walk on your bad leg and injury yourself further! Besides you weren't that heavy. I had no problem at all carrying you. Tucker says my strength is Gods way of…con-conversationing? Completioning? Compensating! That's right!" Caboose ranted happily.

"I guess your right. Just don't ever do it again. Hey where are you going?" Wash asked as Caboose started to make his way out of the door. He said he would return shortly, before shutting the door lightly and leaving. He left a confused Wash behind as he made his way to exit the Blue base. He grabbed his gun on the way out in case and walked over to the Red base. Once there he invited himself in making his way around the base to get over to where the Reds were preparing for the battle.

"Hey what are you doing here you dirty Blue!? Came to surrender?" Sarge taunted the single Blue. He knew that Caboose was the brightest blue in the crayons box, but that didn't mean he would walk into their base with any armor on. Yet he did.

"Yes I did actually. Wash is hurt so I'm asking you not to attack our base." Caboose said with a warning tone. Almost daring them to disobey his request. Sarge grunted and Grif and Simmons stayed quiet in surprise. They both knew it was best for them to stay quiet.

"What makes you think just because you have an injured solider that I wouldn't attack you? Actually, this is the perfect opportunity. Strike when your enemy is down! That is the way of the Red Team." Sarge said with enthusiasm. Ready to march over to the Blue base and commence their attack. His enthusiasm was soon crushed when Caboose raised a pistol to him.

"I asked you nicely. I suggest you stay home today. I will kill you if you attack our base right now or anytime before Wash is fully recovered. Do not make me angry… I will kill you." Caboose promised before lowering his gun and leaving. He didn't stay to hear Grif rag on Sarge for being afraid of Caboose. All Caboose had on his mind was to return to Wash and help him recover from his light injury.

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I would again like to apologize if Caboose is OOC. I am trying my best to keep him in character but it really is hard. I just love Caboose in his angry/protective/different mode. It's just amazing! I love Caboose and Wash so much right now no one has any idea what this couple is doing to me.

Anyway I would like to dedicate this fic to SupeyNinjaZora19 for being my best friend on Fanfiction! I got her into Red vs. Blue and Red vs. Blue Yaoi so this is for you Z! I LOVE YOU LIKE A SISTER! THANKS SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING YOU HAVE DONE FOR ME!

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Next Prompt: Story Time
Next Pairing: Caboose/Wash

Again I will try to move on to other Pairings but I don't believe that will happen anytime soon. I'm not sure how frequent updates will be, we have to see on that as well. Don't worry though I will not give up on this story!