Authors Note: Sorry, bout not updating sooner. I hoped to have this finished sooner, but got sick for like, a week. Feeling pretty miserable and not really feeling like writing, I finally felt I needed to do something. So, I made this! Anyone want to do the dis?

"Not I," said the cat.

"Not I," said the rat.

"Me not," said GLaDOS

Me: HEY WE HAD SOMETHING GOING! PLUS THAT ISN'T RIGHT- PROPER GRAMMAR!

GLaDOS: Says the person who says "right grammer."

Me: HAH! YOU DIDN'T SPELL GRAMMAR RIGHT!

Elenast: Lets start before anyone has a heart attack. RainbowPika does NOT OWN ANYTHING. Go away, or suffer the Pika's Wrath! Also there WILL be spoilers in this chapter! And for this whole fanfiction…

Elenast woke up, as promised in a wheat field. Excited about her newfound place in society, she ran straight to the promised tube… and promptly tripped over a bag. Getting up, she grabbed her necklace and yelled, "Should I take this bag?" She held up a mostly gray bag, with a small black triangle sweeping across a corner, and white decorating the bottom half. Yes. It will serve you well. Larissa said. "Okay!" She grabbed the bag, then raced in the tube, and had great fun riding it… until she flew into a cube. Not even a companion cube, just a normal, plain, Aperture Science Testing Cube. So far this was not as much fun as she had hoped. As she flew through, she was thrown onto the floor, where GLaDOS, Chell and Wheatley all looked at her like she was a penguin wearing a sombrero.

Sort of Chell POV

Chell felt fear rush through her. GLaDOS was saying she was going to die. Great. Just perfect. Why don't you add a heat seeking missile? Oh, and real turrets? How about a side of neurotoxin? Maybe some lasers? Knowing GLaDOS they would be there.

"Goodbye." Chell was jerked back to the present as GLaDOS had claws dropping defective and boxed turrets. She almost sighed in relief. Almost. That would give away her mental vow to neverspeak to, in front of, or near any robots. Suddenly she imagined herself free, and chatting with other humans.

As the turrets yelled, "This is my big chance!" and "Augh! I'm on fire!" the glass shattered.

"Oh. You were busy back there." GLaDOS turned around slowly. "Well, I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at eachother until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea." She stopped, and her tone went deeper. "It's your old friend. Deadly neurotoxin." She paused. "If I were you, I'd take a deep breath. And hold it."

A tube broke into the room, followed by "Augh!" "Ough!" and a fainter, "What the heck?! You sent me through the neurotoxin tube!" and a calm, "It was the best way." And then a blue-eyed british-voiced core plopped onto the floor with a bright, cheery, "Hello!" followed by a young girl, about 12 it looked, wearing navy shorts, and a white t-shirt, with a grey and white bag looped around her shoulder. The bag had a flap that ran over the main part, seeming to make up half of the bag. The girl flipped her dark brown hair back, and then stated the obvious. "Well, this is awkward. Oh, and I'm Elenast."

Chell, being Chell didn't respond, until Elenast reached into her bag, and pulled out a portal gun that had two switches. Indigo and white. At first her only thought was How did she get a portal gun!? Until she realized something. How the heck can it fit in her bag?!

GLaDOS looked like GLaDOS. Indifferent, although she really was shocked. So she decided to say something. "I hate you so much."

Yup GLaDOS! Best conversation ever! I hate you so much! I'll remember that tip next awkward situation I'm in! Elenast thought sarcastically.

Her thoughts were rudely interrupted by the announcer stating that the central core was 80% corrupt. "That's funny, I don't feel corrupt. In fact, I feel pretty good."

Announcer: Alternate core detected.

"Oh! That's me they're talking about!" Wheatley yelped excitedly. Elenast rolled her eyes, at Wheatley who Chell was holding.

Announcer: To initiate a core transfer, please deposit substitute core in receptacle.

A space opened from the core, revealing a slot to put Wheatley in. "A core transfer?" GLaDOS inquired. "Oh." As Chell put Wheatley in, Elenast thought of something. Opening her necklace to speak to Larissa, she asked, "Am I supposed to change how the game runs or something? Like make Wheatley not become in charge and take over?

No, just play it.

"Okay!" Elenast cheerfully smiled.

Announcer: Alternate core accepted.

"That's great my friend. Really, great. Congrats." Elenast sarcastically replied.

Announcer: Substitute core, are you ready to start the procedure?

"Yes!" Wheatley said firmly.

Announcer: Corrupted core, are you ready to start the procedure?

"No!" GLaDOS yelled, slight panic in her voice.

"Oh yes she is." Wheatley said mischief all the way.

"Nononononononononononononononononononono." GLaDOS said bluntly.

"Wow, this is actually pretty funny!" Elenast smirked, shoving popcorn into her face.

Where did she get that? Chell wondered.

The announcer cut into both of their thoughts, saying, "Stalemate detected. Transfer procedure cannot continue."

"Yes!" GLaDOS cheered, with as much cheerfulness that a ai can express.

"Pullmeoutpullmeoutpullmeout!" Wheatley wailed.

Announcer: ...unless a stalemate associate is present to press the stalemate resolution button.

Elenast sighed as Wheatley then began yelling, "Leavemeinleavemeinleavemein Go press it! Yes, do do it!"

"Don't. Do. It. Don't press that button." GLaDOS was as cheerful as ever. (Sarcasm self-sphere test complete)

"Not so fast. Think about this. You need to be a trained stalemate associate to press that button. Your unqualified." GLaDOS tried to convey seriousness.

"Don't listen to her. Alright-" Wheatley was brutally interrupted when Elenast screamed, "SHUT UP AND LET ME PRESS THE STUPID BUTTON!"

"Sheesh." Wheatley muttered.

Elenast thought about it, then shot a portal next to her, and another one on the wall next to the button. She allowed the panels to push her back, while Chell shot one onto the opposite side and smashed her entire hand onto the button before being flung backwards.

And, that seems like a good spot to stop!

GLaDOS: Come on!

Chell: ….

Elenast: When do we get to meet the other you?

Me: Oh, just in the Authors notes. Also, next chapter.

Elenast: Come on…

Me: THAT IS OFFENSIVE!

GLaDOS: Losers. Bye every reader.

Me and Elenast: Shut up, like your so much better.

Me: OMG WERE SO IN SYNC! BYE!