If this is Reality, Reality is weird

by RainbowPika

This is a story of when 2 girls are sucked into the gaming universe. They fight against the odds, and beat back the Darkness with all they can. But will it be enough? Note: This is a Portal, Plants vs Zombies, Kirby, Legend of Zelda, Mario crossover, but I couldn't fit all those so... ya.

3. Chapter 3

Authors note: Its been a while hasn't it?

GLaDOS: YES!

Chell: ...

Me: hehheh whoops!

I've been playing animal crossing new leaf a lot... Btw if you want to add me pm me! Or review!

GLaDOS: *cough cough* review seeker *cough cough*

Me: You'll pay for that.. ANYWAY ON WITH DA STORRY!

"I'm falling! It's my song! Wait. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Elenast was screaming, realizing her legs were probably going to die soon, along with the rest of her.

"AAAAAHHHH!"

"Will you shut up!? You got us into this situation in the first place!" GLaDOS was equally annoyed... because she was a potato.

"Warning. This is your neighborhood friendly sarcasm alert. Explosions due to excess sarcasm are possible. Thank you for listening." The speakers blared.

"Ok! Thanks!" Elenast waved, before resuming screaming. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IM GOING TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!"

"LOOK IN YOUR BAG! AND. SHUT. UP!"

"Hey, want to tell everyone what happened earlier?"

GLaDOS replied, "No! And who is everyone!"

Me: *spontaneously appears: "SHUT UP ELENAST!" *spontaneously disappears*

"..." Elenast was struck. "Well anyway, after we hit the button, Wheatley took over, betrayed us, turned Glady over here into a potato, and then punched us down a hole."

"..." GLaDOS's reply was silence. "Glady?"

" Yeah, its your new nick name. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Elenast yelled, looking in her bag. "Hey, shoes!"
"Put them on!" GLaDOS yelped.

"But I like my converse..."
Were she human GLaDOS would have facepalmed. "Look, do you want to live or not?"

"Yes."

"What?"

"I'll live." Elenast shoved her feet into the shoes, right as they crashed into the floor.

"Owwww." Elenast winced as she got up. "Chell, Glady, you okay?"

"Yes." "..." Chell nodded.

Just then, a bird spontaneously picked GLaDOS up, and flew off with her. "HELP!" Her panicked cries faded into the darkness.

"NOOOOOOOO! GLADY! I NEVER WANTED IT TO END THIS WAAY!" Elenast ran after her, sobbing.

Chell stared after her, and used her portal gun to catch up, wondering what she was in for.

Me: I DONTS OWN NOTHING! Also, I wanna be in this story!

Elenast: Why?

Me: So I can slap you in the face sometimes. ALRIGHT IM GONNA BE IN IT.

GLaDOS: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEE!