Chapter 3: "I'm going to go take a sh*t…oh, and two scoops."
"Here we are ladies and gentlemen! The ice cream shop!" exclaimed Lucas as they all walked in. "Ooh! I gotta use it! Here, give the cashier the 20, I'll take chocolate." he added to Andy. "Nice, everyone wanted to know that Lucas. One or two scoops?"
"Listen, Andy. I'm an honest guy..most of the time, and if I gotta use the toilet I'm gonna say it. Now," Lucas headed for the bathroom, "I'm going to go take a sh*it..oh, and two scoops." he finished as he walked in. Andy shakes his head then turns to the three girls. "You three know what you want?" Meanwhile in the bathroom, Lucas walks into a stall. He pulls down his pants and boxers and sits down, "Oh, thank you god." a few minutes later he wipes, pulls his pants and boxers up, stands up and walks out of the bathroom. "Ooooh, lordy! Whatever I ate was REALLY backin' up the the poop deck!" he exclaims. "Gross. Here's your ice cream." Andy hands Lucas his Ice Cream. "Thank you my good man!"
"No problem. Anyways, go sit next to Cupa."
"Why?" Andy sighs and says, "I got the Valentine's Day two for one deal, and I convinced the cashier that you and Cupa are a couple." Lucas grabs the boy's wrist and says through his teeth, "Do you like this arm Andy?" Andy gulps then says, "Y-Yeah.." Lucas growls, "Well pull this sh*t again and I'll f*cking break it!" he let's go of the boy's wrist and sits down next to Cupa. "Are you alright Lucas?" she asks. "Abso-lutely sh*ts and giggles Cupa." he replies. After they all finish their ice creams they return to Lucas' house. "Wait, I just realized something." says Andy. Lucas turns to him with a curious bust confused expression on his face and asks, "And what would that be Andy?" Andy gestures to the three girls as he points out, "What are we gonna do with them when we go back to school on Tuesday?" he says Tuesday because they have a three weekend due to a school conference of some sort. But he was right, God knows what they might do while Lucas and Andy are gone. Lucas gave a slight shrug and said plainly, "Take 'em with us. Plain and simple. My dad can enroll them. Hell, he can put them in the same classes as us too." He was right. During the war in Afghanistan, Tony's job (beside fighting against terrorist troops) was to hack terrorist servers, and take intel. That or input false intel. Andy slapped his forehead and said, "Right. Why didn't I think of that?" he added, "But wait, won't it look suspicious if they're in ALL of our classes?"
"Not all the same classes. Just a few." Replied Lucas. Tony peeks his head out the door and says, "You guys talking about me?" Lucas says as he walks over to his father, "Yeah, actually. I kinda need to talk to you about something. Basically, I need your help with…" his voice trails off as he gets farther from the group. A minute or two later he jogs back over to them. "Alright. alright, al-right! My dad said he'll do it!" he exclaims. He adds, "Oh, he also won't be here tomorrow. He has a job interview." Andy raises an eyebrow and asks, "Oh? Well what are we gonna do then?" Lucas chuckles and replies sarcastically, "Oh you know, the usual. Start a riot, set our houses on fire." Andy chuckles and says jokingly, "Alright then, I'll meet you here with the rest of Alkaida tomorrow."
The next day, Andy knocks on Lucas' door. He answers and says, "Come on in and meet our new guest Andy." Andy raises an eyebrow and walks in. He sees a boy with a turquoise shirt/hoodie, green hair, white skin and blue pants. "Meet Yaebi." said Lucas. Andy face palms and asks, "Can I use the bathroom?" Lucas nods, Andy goes into the bathroom, drops his pants and boxers and sits down. A few minutes he comes out only to hear yelling coming from the backyard. "Well that's not my problem Yaebi! It's not my problem that your, may I point out, EX-girlfriend has feelings for me!" yells Lucas. "Oh it's a hundred percent your problem Lucas!" yells Yaebi. Lucas ignores him and starts walking away. "Lucas! Lucas! I'm still talking to you!" Lucas stops and turns. "Well what. What the hell do you want me to do?" Yaebi growls, "Stop seducing her." Lucas laughs and says, "I'm no-!" he then gets an idea. "Well Yaebi, I gotta seduce someone. You want me to seduce you instead? Is that what this is about?" Yaebi replies, "What the f*ck?" Lucas continues, "C'mon zombie-boy, lets hit the sheets." Yaebi takes a few steps back. "Um.." Lucas then releases a battle cry, grabs Yaebi by the neck, throws him onto the floor and starts stomping on his chest. When he stops he shouts, "Next time stay out of my f*cking face you sh*t smear! If I tell you it's not my problem, then it's not my problem! You f*ck!" A laugh is then heard from the balcony and a person falls over the railing and lands on Lucas. "Ow! Sh*t!" he exclaims. A girl's voice is then heard saying, "Whoops!" Cupa's as widen and she shouts in astonishment, "R-Rena?!" The girl growls at Cupa and snaps, "I've told you that's not my name! Not anymore! It's Desmond! DES-MOND, you f*ck-lamp!" she adds, "You are to call me Desmond or Danny! For the hundredth time!" Lucas then taps on the girl's, who's name we now know is Desmond, back and says with a slight attitude, "Yeah, Hi. Mind getting off of me?" Danny blushes in embarrassment. "O-Oh! S-Sorry!" she exclaims. She then gets up and takes a few steps back. "What was with all that yelling?!" asked Andy as he finally steps into the backyard. "Yaebi got in my face. And as you can CLEARLY see, he got to take a beating for it." explains Lucas. He then looks at Danny, who looks almost exactly like Cupa except she has sky blue hair, red eyes, and she looks more..let's say matured. "Hello." she says to him. "Who..?" He asks. "Desmond. Or Danny. Cupa's twin sister. Er..fraternal twin I should say, not identical. As you can see." Lucas relaxes his head on the ground and says, "Oi.." he adds, "I'm just gonna..yeah.." he then doses off on the floor.
Alright! That's it for Chapter 3! Kinda weird ending but hehe, what are you gonna do..sue me? Anyways, Chapter 4(AKA the Valentine's Day Special) is gonna be just a liiittle bit late. Special thanks to Kallistarockz, she's the co-author of this story and gave the idea for our new character Desmond(aka Danny). Leave a review, let me know what you thought! And if you're into either the Godfather or GTA, check out my GTA V and Godfather crossover! Thanks for reading and stay tuned for Chapter 4! -Ari3s