You wouldn't believe how fast a week goes by, it's Friday already. Man I have shit loads of homework to do, Craig's having a 'study' night tonight so I'll have to do it some other time.

"mom, I'm off to Craig's now, if it gets too late I'll stay over." I call as I reach the front door.

"ok, hun call me if plans change."

"will do."

When I get to Craig's his mom lets me in, I hear a yell of "damn it Tweek how did you get so good at this game?"

"hi, guys." Craig's house is bigger than mine, it has two living rooms, one of for his parents and the other for him and his sister.

"hey dude." Craig replies turning off the video game. "mom 'n' dad are going out and Kenny should get here soon."

"cool." I sat down on the chair, and just like Craig said I heard a call of

"we're going now, don't wreck the house."

"hey where's your sister?"

"at her friends, thank god."

"oh cool." I don't know why but lately I've been feeling a little uncomfortable when Kenny's not around, it's like I'm more comfortable with him than Craig and Tweek, odd right, I just don't feel like I fit in. but as if on queue the door bell rings, I know that it's Kenny.

He comes into the room with a crate of beer in his arms announcing "I have the coolest brother in the world."

"huh?" is pretty much the reaction all round, I'm guessing it has something to do with the large amount of alcohol he's just put down on the table.

"he just stole a whole truck of beer, I mean a truck, we're well gunna have money for food now the house is stocked." Kenny beamed handing out cans.

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"DUDE! No way, I'm not doing that." Craig slurred, over half the crate is empty, and we're all pretty pissed. Dares is so much more fun when your drunk.

"your dare dude. Or are you a pussy?"

"I'm no pussy."

"then do it."

"ok, I will." And with that he grabbed the ice pack Tweek had taken from the freezer and shoved it down his pants. "aw, man that's cold."

"ok you can take it out now."

"dude. Never ever freeze your balls." Craig cried taking the ice from his pants and chucking it into the bin. "ok, ok this ones for Kenny. I dare you too… umm… I dare you too… I know I dare you to make out with Clyde." Wait what?.

"no, dude that's not funny." I protest.

"yeah man it's just sick." Kenny says downing another beer.

"no it's not, it's payback."

"hey, the ice was Tweek's idea." I say grabbing a drink from the diminishing pile.

"yeah but the hot sauce and the soap were you two."

"whatever dude we're not doing it."

"oh, why not."

"'cos one, I'm not gay, and two nether Clyde."

"yeah."

"you guys are just to pussy. Backing out of a dares what girls do, are you pussy girls? are you to afraid to be man about it? Are you weak?"

"no but we're not gay."

"your weak, dudes, that's what it is." I'm not having that, and I can tell Kenny isn't ether, because as soon as the words have left Craig's mouth, Kenny straddles me, his lips pressing against mine and I kiss back, it turns into a full blown make out session, and I like it, it's a guy, not just a guy but my best friend, it's Kenny for gods sake, but I like it. Maybe it's because I'm drunk., yeah that's probably right, I like making out with Kenny because I'm pissed off my face. After what feels like forever we break apart, I really don't want to but we do. It's then that I notice we've gone from sitting on the sofa to laying on the floor.

"dude, that was like soft porn." Tweek stated.

"can't call that weak Craig." Kenny said smiling sitting up. All Craig can do is stare.

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Ow, my head. It first it takes awhile for me to remember where I am, and the night before. Oh shit, Craig's gunna rip on us for weeks.

"morning." I hear from next to me, It Kenny.i think we drew the short straws in the sleeping arangments because Tweek's splayed across the lazy boy arm chair and Craigs snoring on the sofa.

"dude, you know last night?"

"err, yeah."

"sorry." Huh? Whats he sorry for?

"why?"
"because Craig's gunna have a field day with this, so it's my apology in advance." Oh.

"well then dude, I'm sorry too."

"cool."

"morning fags."

"what are you on Craig?"

"what am I on? You guys make out with each other, and then hug in your sleep. And I'm on something."

"yeah."

"well at least I'm not on the gay pills you two have been taking."

Man I knew this would happen.