"Hey, Levi." Hanji casually picked at a couple of sad looking apples inside of the sparse wooden baskets with lack of enthusiasm.
"We're shopping for food. Do not make this about Titans."
Every once and a while, the three squads - Squad Levi, Squad Hanji, and Squad Mike - got together and went shopping for their own food. It was mostly just because they were the only three squads who kind of had to provide for themselves - especially Levi's Squad; however, it was also a chance for the three groups to intermix and be social. Everyone would spread through the markets in little groups and pairs.
Levi had just been unlucky enough to get stuck with the crazy scientist.
To his reply, Hanji laughed. "Okay, then..." The two halfheartedly grazed at a poor selection in a fruit stall before moving on to a fish stall in bantering silence. Although, Hanji couldn't ever keep quiet for long.
"So...what do you plan on doing when you reach the ripe old age of 45 and retire from the Corps because you can't afford broken bones?"
It was such a random question, but for some reason, it was one that Levi had an immediate answer to.
"I don't plan on living that long."
This, I guess, came from how my fellow LeviHan shippers reacted to the new OVA, screaming that it was JUST SO LEVIHAN OMGOMGOMGOMG
I thought it was really funny how the LeviHan ship was interpreted by Levi yelling at Hanji and pulling her up by her shirt all angry like, and so it made me think about how abnormal their relationship is.
And so, I figured that they have weird, abnormal conversations as well XD
Why not?