Ask Cole and Leo
Duo: So! We have our first batch of questions!
Cole: What?! There's going to more then 1 set of questions
Leo: At least we get food
Duo: OR do you...
Leo: -wipes tear- No food?
Duo: No food my friend…
Cole: I HAVE NO FRIEND!
Leo: Yeah we all know that
Duo: Settle, settle boys! There's plenty of me to go around!
Cole and Leo: -Looks at the strange ladies and backs away slowly-
Duo: What? Am I that bad?
-Silence-
Duo: -Frowns, then suddenly evilly grins- Anyway! On with the first question!
From -0-charmed-freak-0-: For Leo: How much do you love Piper?
Leo: I love her like I love a boil…
Duo: Wait, you love boils?
Cole: Can I detect sarcasm in your voice?
Leo: Noooooooooo…
Cole: So you're not being sarcastic?
Leo: -Slaps forehead-
Duo: -Starts to whimper- My head hurts
Leo: You can never be sarcastic these days can you? Anyway, now our 'smart' friend –points to Cole- understands sarcasm… I'll answer your question properly. I love her as much as she is good in bed.
Cole: So I'm guessing you don't love her that much? I mean c'mon! Phoebe is the sex god of the family!
Duo: Poor Paige… does she actually get any action?
Cole and Leo: -Shrugs-
Duo: On with the next question!
From rooneyrooney: To Cole: Did you ever think of going for one of the other sisters? And if you did why?
Duo: -Waves madly-
Cole: Right… To be honest, I wouldn't go for Paige because she had the ginge disease –Shudders- Prue was a paranoid bitch, and Piper was just a nag.
Leo: Hey!
Duo: There's truth in those words man –slaps hand on Cole's back and nods-
Leo: Well maybe a little…
Duo: plus you are a bit of a push over!
Leo: I'M NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN! –froths from mouth-
Duo: -(The Danni half): why does he always froth at the mouth?-(Vicky half): I don't know man, must be something we say?-
Cole: Are you talking to yourself?
Duo: No… -pokes froth dripping from Leo's mouth-
Cole: Does he do that much?
Duo: Mostly in rehab
Cole: huh?
Duo: You'll have to read our other fanfic
Cole: Fanfic?
Duo: Never mind my dumb friend...
Cole: I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND!
Leo: -wipes mouth- I'll be your friend
Cole: Really?
Leo: No
Cole: -folds arms- Humph.
Duo: Anyway...
dracos1485: To Cole: would you take in the hollow again knowing what the consequences would be?
(XxCharmedxX asked same question) And To Leo: Leo if you weren't with Piper which or the sisters would you rather be with, Paige, Phoebe or Prue?
Cole: I'm loved! Another question!
Leo: I thought you said you didn't want questions?! –smirks smugly-
Cole: Shut up rehab boy!
Leo: -covers mouth as it starts frothing-
Duo: Does it do that every time you say the word rehab?
Leo: -froths more-
Cole: -smirks- rehab, rehab, rehab! –watches frothing get worse- Anyway… Taking in the hollow wasn't the best of my ideas do you know how much I'll have to pay for contacts?! A fucking hell of a lot, I mean if I want to go into a normal bar on an average Friday night people will look at me if I've got some mad cow disease if I don't!
Duo: Cole can you watch you language!
Cole: At least I swear…
Leo: Huh?
Duo & Cole: cough, cough push over cough, cough…
Leo: Wait, what… no I'm not a-
Duo: -ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Leo: Oh erm… wait haven't you just been asked that question Cole?
Cole: I think so… WHEN DO I GET OUT OF HERE?!
Duo: ANSWER THE QUESTION!!
Leo: Ok okay! Prue isn't exactly my type-
Cole: cause she is a paranoid bitch
Leo: My answer in different words… Phoebe, every time I look at her in the wrong way she turns me on too much and I get problems…
Duo: That problem being?
Leo: -blushes-
Cole: I think we all know what he means by that –nudges Leo- huh?
Leo: -blushes harder-
Duo –rubs chin- I wonder what Piper will think if she knows that her younger sister makes you get a problem with your… well lets just call it "Your Banana"
Leo: Eek!
Cole: Wait are you saying Paige is your last choice?!
Leo: Well…
Cole: BUT SHE WAS GINGE!
Leo: -mutters- gingers turn me on
Duo: PLEASE! Next question…
Chrislives11: To Cole: That kiss you had with Paige's body when you knew they switched places, did you really want that to be Paige? Really, no one is that loyal.
And To Leo: If you ever cheated on Piper, would you tell her, or would you wait until she finds out so she can have the pleasure of blowing your ass up? Like I said, no one is that loyal.
Cole: Like I said… GINGE! GINGE! GIIIIIINGE!
Duo: Hey! Don't insult the gingers in the world… sorry my ginger friends!
Leo: So you don't like Gingers Cole?
Cole: That's a bit of an understatement…
Duo: Leo…
Leo: OH YEAH! Um…
Duo: Well?!
Leo: Ok… DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE? I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME?! I bet that if you had a physco partner that could kick your ass, would you tell her… Yeah I think not!
Cole: -mutters- again with the sarcasm… By the way I want you to die, -grins throwing a small fireball up and down in the air-
Leo: Aren't you already dead?!
Cole: That's what you would like to think… -winks-
Duo: -whispers to Leo- I think he likes you
Cole: Enough of the questions!
Duo: One more… hey look there's one!
PhoebeColefan: To Cole: What do you do everyday?
Cole: -Slaps forehead- I stalk little children everyday whilst licking vanilla flavored ice-cream.
Leo: -Mouth drops- Really?
Cole: No idiot! I'm using sarcasm so go on make-out with your ginger bitch!
Duo: I like Paige… she is my Danni half's joint favorite character with Piper and Cole.
Cole: No really I go to poker parties and have a good pint at the pub
Leo: Enough with the sarcasm…
Cole: Who's being sarcastic?
Duo: Ok until next time! Send in your questions! And sorry if your question(s) couldn't be put up, we will try and add them next time… anyway see you soon!
Cole: NEXT TIME?!?!
Duo: Yup…
Cole: I'M OFF! –Walks off and reappears-
Duo: -whispers to Leo- Hasn't he already done this?
Leo: -nods-
Cole: THERE IS NO EXIT!
Leo & Duo: We know…
The end of chapter…
Anyway please send in more questions and some reviews will be nice –grins- AND! In a near chapter there will be a character added –slaps jaw- send in your favorite character other than Leo and Cole to be added… goodbye… for now