Ask Cole and Leo

Chapter 3- I want my money

Duo: Finally!! We are updating

Cole: Yeah you lazy bums, we've been starving here, why can't you two be some retarded geeks and update every minute!

Duo: I'm sure there was a compliment in that sentence somewhere…And yeah, yeah. The only people we're sorry to is our beautiful readers out there (Points to screen)

Leo: How about your beautiful hostages?

Duo: Beautiful ones? Where? Oh look, look! There's one…

Leo: (Flicks hair) Well you know I do try

Cole: (Brushes himself down) Not you moron, it's obviously me!

Suddenly, a flash of light appears blinding the poor hostages, Duo grins madly wearing sunglasses, they wave walking up to the person who had just made a grand entrance.

Chris: No you wannabes, can you not tell it's me?

Cole: What the hell are you doing here?!

Chris: -shrugs- collecting my money.

Leo: Excuse me?

Duo: Really Chris! Do we have to go into details, I'm busy.

Chris: I demand my money!

Cole and Leo: -Looks sceptically-

Duo: Oh! I paid him to hand you guys over, -checks through pockets- sorry Chris, I have no money

Chris: I'm not leaving without my money!

Duo: Fine, fine, you can stay and answer questions then!

Chris: Wait a second… You better not be doing what I think you're doing…

Duo: -Grins- Yes my dumb friend

Cole and Leo: -Chants- One of us, one of us!

Duo: -Grins more- You my sexy babe, are now our newest hostage!

Cole: Please! Let's answer the god-damn questions!

Leo: -puts thermometer in Cole's mouth- You're ill! ILL!!

Everyone: -sweat drops-

Duo: Yeah… let's get on with it…

HalliwellStabler2004: Leo: Who's your favorite kid?

Cole: Do you think Phoebe was that stupid to not realize that you were a demon again, like I think she was? The signs were so obvious, and Paige could see it.

Leo: I think you know who I hate most! –Glares at so called son- Traitor!

Chris: Hey! I need money to live in this cruel world!

Cole: I guess I'm a great undercover agent! –Hums James bond tune-

Duo: -whispers to Leo- I think he is delirious from the lack of food

Chris: Paige knew about you being a demon…

Cole: -eye twitches- Paaaaaige, GINGE, GINGE, GIIIINGE! Must be something in the ginger water, on the ginger planet, in the ginger universe in the ginger –Gets interrupted-

Chris: Is it me or does he have something against gingers…

Cole: -crawls into ball- ginger, ginger, ginger, ginger, ginger…

Leo: Okay… at least he isn't hurting anyone

Cole: -Throws fireballs everywhere- GINGE!!!!

Duo: Right… -clicks fingers-

A tiny cage comes smashing down over Coles head, so the poor demon couldn't even move because he was so squashed.

Cole: NOOOO! I must complete my mission to kill all gingers!

Leo: Please! Next question!

Bella V: OMG! I'm laughing out loud! That was so hilarious. I have one question to both Leo&Cole If they were going to "do" one of the sister's who would it be and why

Leo and Cole: -Slaps forehead-

Leo: Is it just me or have we had this question already?

Everybody but Leo: -Slaps forehead-

Leo: What? It's not my fault gingers turn me on

Cole: -Chanting in background- Gingers, gingers, GINGERS!

Duo: -Wipes tear- They like us! They really, really like us!

Cole: For god's sake everybody knows we'll all do Phoebe!

Chris: Excuse me? She's my aunt! Eww pictures! Those horrid images!

MidnightLightning36: To Leo:What were you watching on Tv in Sin Francisco before Piper made you change it to QVC? I bet it was Power Rangers, wasn't it?

Chris: Come on Leo own up…

Leo: Well not exactly Power Rangers… Something more…

Cole: -Still chanting in background- GINGE, GINGE!

Chris: Gay?

Duo: Camp?

Cole: Faggish?

Leo: I'm not gay!

Duo: That's what you want us to think –Winks-

Leo: -shudders-

Duo: -sighs- there's no hope now, if he doesn't love us he's defiantly gay

-All the guys shudder-

Chris: -Shakes head- And to think you're my father!

Leo: For god's sake I watched Pokemon! P-O-K-E-M-O-N!

-Silence-

CJxBBshipper: a Question for Leo: If you had to go out with either Prue or the Seer who would you go out with?

Leo: Can either of them be Ginger?

Duo: -blocks Cole's ears-

Chris: Dad! Please! You're a disgrace to the family! What would mum think?

Duo: That her sisters both turn him on?

Chris: -Sighs- Did you have to say that out loud?

Leo: Let me just say this to answer your question… the Seer is a guy magnet, Prue is a dog magnet, she is gross, can't you understand that?!

Rooneyrooney: LOL! That was piss funny! Cole: BUT SHE WAS GINGE! I think he has some issues...

Anyway on with my questions...

To Cole: If you turned gay would you go for Leo? Or is he not your type?

To Leo: Did you actually want Wyatt to be good or was it all an act? We can see that bit of evil in your eyes (wink)

Cole: I DO NOT HAVE ISSUES! –Eye starts to twitch- ginge, ginge!

Duo: You have issues! Please answer the question before I get the doctors out.

Cole: -Eye twitches once more- Gay!?!??! Gay!!!! Hmm… Na, Leo isn't the one I would go for, he's an Erm... He's a…?

Duo: Push over?

Leo: Nooooo!

Cole: -winks at Chris- Hey baby…

Chris: -backs off slowly- help me…

Cole: -tries to chase Chris but bangs head in cage- Nooooo! Come back sugar-pie!

Leo: Wow, he seriously needs food

Duo: -Shrugs- We're not feeding him

Leo: Hmm… Wyatt being bad… I like that… -grins-

Chris: Wow the lack of food really gets to you in here

Duo: -Grins evilly- You'll be joining them soon my sexy friend

Cole: Wait! He's MY sexy friend –hand reaches out of the Cage trying to grab Chris-

Chris: -Whimpers- Please, next question!

Piperloveleoalways: I got a question for Leo: Did you ever sleep with another woman other than Piper since you slept with you after your first date, maybe around the time when she was dating Dan?

Leo: Who the fuck is Dan?

Cole: C'mon Leo, as if you didn't know…

Leo: That is coming from the guy who is trapped in a cage…

Cole: touché

Chris: Does this mean this disgrace isn't my father? I sure hope so

Leo: -Looks sternly- Do you want to go to your room?

Chris: No daddy

Duo: His room? He's trapped! You fool!

Leo: Who the fuck is Dan? Really!

Duo: Well… next question!

XxCharmedxX: Leo: When Prue said to you 'nice orbs,' when you were in the shower, did you get turned on?
Cole: Why don't you like Gingers? Bad experience? Or did SOMETHING happen between you and Paige to make you like that?

Leo: I wish… It made me feel really self-conscious… I thought about suicide

Cole: I feel sympathy for you… After all it's Prue!

Chris: Wasn't she a dog?

Cole: She is a bitch so yeah

Chris: No really, wasn't she a dog?

Duo: Oh yeah

Cole:… … … … Gingers…

Duo: Yes Cole, she was ginger…

Cole: -eye twitches- Ginger…

Duo: I highly doubt that we're going to get anywhere with this, let's speak to Paige

Soon a large TV screen appears and Paige is live

Paige: Erm hi?

Cole: Nooo!! She lives!

Paige: What the hell?

Leo: Hi Paige! Can you do me the pleasure and… free me!!!!

Chris: Please, help me Aunt Paige

Duo: Ignore them, anyway… Paige. Do you have any ideas why Cole hates gingers?

Paige: -slaps forehead- not this again…

Duo, Leo and Chris: -intrigued- Well?

Paige: It was…

Cole: -winces-

Paige: A penny

Leo: A penny?

Chris: A penny?

Duo: A penny?

In the underworld presently:

Zankou: A penny?

Back with Duo:

Paige: A penny!

Cole: My penny!!

Paige: -sighs- he dropped a penny and I happened to mistake it for mine, the end.

Screen disappears

Leo: NOOOO! Take me with you!

Duo: -Looks confused- So you're telling me… All that hatred over Gingers… IS OVER A FUCKING PENNY?!

Chris: Language, but still A PENNY?!

Cole: I'll miss thee

'loha: To Cole and Leo, who were your first crushes and what were they like?

Cole: I never found love until I had that vanilla flavored ice-cream…

Duo: Again with sarcasm

Cole Humph! Fine, I never truly found love until I found Phoebe

Chris: HAHAHAHAHA!

Cole: Excuse me, what's funny?

Chris: Coop stole her from you

Cole: -mutters- That bastard

Leo: Well there was this little ginger girl that I liked when I was younger…

Cole: -Shudders- Gingers get you no-where in life.

Leo: I noticed… I told her how I felt about her and she hurt me

Duo: -Enhanced- How?

Leo: She kicked me in the nuts

Cole and Chris: -Winces-

Duo: Next question!

Bibz: My Question is-
Cole: What was the first thing you wanted to do when you found out Phoebe was pregnant?
Leo: What was the first thing you wanted to do when you found out Phoebe was pregnant (because you are obviously turned on by her...wink wink)

Cole: I wanted to breathe

Duo: Yeah…

Leo: I wanted to know if I was the dad

Chris: No, you prayed to be the dad

Leo: Hush child!

charmedgrl4ever: And just 'cuz I feel bad for Cole: "Here's a box of cookies just for you, Cole!" Right. And "Leo, if you're good, you can have one, too, next chappie."

I know - I'm evil. ;P And Leo will hate me :)

Questions ...

Leo: Why did you hate Chris when he first saved the girls' lives?

Cole: Why didn't you listen to Alpha when he told you NOT to mess with time. You could still be alive today if you had just GONE with the stupid Avatar when he freakin' TOLD you to!

Chris (if he joins next chappie): Was Bianca your first girlfriend? And why didn't you tell your family who you were when you originally came from the past? It would have made life a hell of a lot easier; don't you think?

Duo: Why aren't you updating as we speak? What's taking you so long?! ;P

Cole: YES!!!!! WOOOOOO COOKIES! –stuffs face-

Duo: God he's desperate

Leo: That's unfair! –Folds arms- Humph! I wanted cookies!

Cole: -Chokes-

Everyone: -cheers-

Cole: -swallows- where's the chocolate chips? I demand chocolate chips

Duo: shut up!

Cole: Well my newest best friend, I'll answer your question, it's something called male pride. Something Leo will understand when he grows a pair of testicles

Leo: Hey mines bigger than yours! Want to compare them?

Chris: -eye twitches- I had to born…

Leo: hey look son, there's a question for you!

Chris: Oh joy… Bianca was my first and only girlfriend… up to now

Duo: Aww, he's going to grow up big and gay like his daddy

Chris: -growls- anyway… telling them I was from the future could complicate things; I didn't want to risk anything going wrong

Leo: didn't you already explain this in the series?

Chris: -shrugs- People just love to hear my voice, -starts to sing-

Leo: -starts to dance-

Duo: -Pokes Cole with stick in cage-

Cole: LET ME OUT OF HERE NOW!!

Duo: Hey… we have a great idea…. Readers, shall we dye Cole's hair ginger? Muahaha

Cole: -screams like a sissy-

Chris: Hey he reached the high note before me –pouts-

Cole: HELP ME!