It was a good ol' February 12th and the sun was out and shining. On Mount Paouzu (is that how you spell it?), the Son family had just finished breakfast and are attending to their chores. As Chi-Chi swept, Goten and Gohan polished the dining room table and Goku went and made the beds...reluctantly. After chores, they all relaxed while Chi-Chi tended to lunch preparations.
"Uh...hey, Chi-Chi..." Goku said, trying to pose irresistibly.
"You okay there honey?" Chi-Chi asked, gesturing toward his pose.
"Oh, this? Yeah, I am just chilling- I mean chillin! Um, are you an angel...um...what was the line in movies?! Oh yeah!Are you an angel, cuz you just fell from the sky and hit your face and now it looks better!"
What?"
"That's what all the cool guys say!"
"No it isn't Goku. But I appreciate you trying,"Chi-Chi said, smiling. She kissed him on the cheek. 'Is he trying to seduce me or something?' Chi-Chi thought. Goku appeared to look defeated in a way, but nonetheless he pushed onward.
He tried to do some attempt at a purr and said, "I free at nine," He did a tiger claw while Chi-Chi inwardly rolled her eyes.
"You will be eating dinner at nine."
"Yeah! I'll uh... Be eating your lusciousness...?"
"Love you Goku." Chi-Chi said with a small, affectionate laugh and kiss as she left to continue doing some leisurely thing until it was time to make lunch.
'I must ignore my kids and find some way to be irresistible as well...' Goku thought, rubbing his jaw in search of a conclusion.

Goku looked across the room in search for some type of supplies. He scanned the living room until he found something: a magazine. 'Perfect!' The Saiyan thought. He picked it up and immediately started flipping through it until he came to the main article: 100 great sex tips for women. 'So it's about tips about genders for guys who need help? Perfect! I must follow in this intelligent authors footsteps! And now to read! Oh great... Now to read...' Goku started looking at all of the tips that would help him seduce Chi-Chi...or so he thought. After about two hours of reading, Goku finally finished! 'Okay, now I need to go buy laundry from a woman store called Vicki's stuff! Oh wait, Victoria's Secret! This will do the trick! I am so gonna win this!'
so, Goku proceeded out the door where he flew off in search of his "laundry" that he so desperately needed to win his little challenge. When he landed in front of a huge mall plastered with sale posters and the parking lot overstuffed with cars, he smiled. "Now to go find laundry!" Goku said aloud, which be received a couple of concerned stares for his troubles. As he walked through the hustle and bustle of the mall shoppers, he wondered what kind of laundry it was. Clean laundry? Or could it possibly be dirty laundry? These thoughts circled his mind as he searched for the store. He had finally located it on the left side of the second floor mall area. In front of the store, a stand-up sign read, " 50% off all lingerie! Buy now!" Goku looked at the word "lingerie" quizzically, not knowing what it meant. "Oh! That's the laundry word I saw in the magazine! Okay, I found it!" Goku exclaimed, causing a portly woman standing from the counter inside to turn her head. 'Another pervert...' Goku walked inside looking at all the designs and colors that bewitched him off the racks. "Wow! There's a lot of undies here!" Goku scanned the store until he saw the woman at the counter. "Excuse me ma'am, where can I get 'laundry'?" The woman just blinked at the strange man, wondering if he was supposed to be at a laundromat.
"Sir, I believe your looking for something else," She said slowly, "Um, a laundromat is not in a mall. If it's lingerie or other women's article of clothing, then your in the right place. But I'm afraid we don't sell laundry here..."
"Yeah, um I'm looking for laundry from Victoria's... Um...Secret! That was it, secret! Isn't this Victoria's Secret?"
"Yes, but I believe instead of the word 'laundry' I believe you mean your looking for 'lingerie'."
"Yeah, but the word sounds too darn fancy! Heh, heh!" Goku put both hands behind his head and smiled. So, where can I find the thingamajig?"
"Over...there?" the woman pointed a slightly chubby finger over to a rack of lingerie which Goku quickly thanked the woman and went over to inspect them. 'Chi-Chi will be so freaked out!'

"WHAT THE HECK?! GOKU WHY IN THE WORLD DID YOU BRING THAT HOME?! OR WHY DID YOU EVEN BUY IT FOR THAT MATTER?!" Chi-Chi screamed at Goku when he had returned home.
"Sorry, Chi, I thought this would look good. I guess I don't look good in fluffy red stuff..." Goku said, looking down at himself. He had decided to change into it while he was at the store so he could surprise Chi-Chi. Obviously he did.
"Goku, who in their right mind, a man mind you, would wear women's clothing!?"
"I dunno...i was just tryin' to win the bet..." Goku hung his head in shame. But instantly his head shot back up with a smile on his face. "But I'll do better next time! I promise I will seduce you," Goku said, setting off to find out his next goal.