Ask Cole and Leo
Duo: Don't worry readers! We're alive! We almost chocked on a burger today but sure to hell we live!
Leo, Cole and Chris: -flatly- Yay…
Duo: Are you forgetting that we have the key to your freedom?
Leo, Cole and Chris: -Blinks-
Cole: Kill me… OR FEED ME!
Duo: Before we start more questions… For one chapter only, Duo is going to separate into their original forms…
Cole: Wait?! There are two of you?!
Leo: -Slaps forehead-
Chris: -Slaps forehead-
Duo: -Slaps Cole's forehead- This is fun!
Suddenly, Duo begins coughing madly. Soon enough, a foot appears from the mouth, followed by legs, then a chest. Unfortunately, there was no other movement.
Danni: -Head stuck in Vicky's mouth- Man, I thought this thing was bigger… please help!
Vicky: -Splutters- yoourth fuggcking upth muy mouuuuuwth
Leo, Cole and Chris: -Looks disturbed-
Danni: -Pops head out- Man, it smells in there, do you use a tooth brush?
Vicky: -Coughs wildly- Geeze! Would you try and use some deodorant… no wonder I have bad breath!
Cole: SHUT UP! Right! You –points to Vicky- have bad breath, and you –points to Danni- smell!
Vicky and Danni: -Glares evilly- We hope you die of starvation
Cole: -Begins to whimper-
Danni: No Cole, I'm sorry! I love you! –Then clings to his leg wailing-
Leo: Oh Christ! Life would have been so much easier with them in the same body!
Vicky: I know! That's what I said! But noooo, she never listens!
Danni: -Takes the time to stop wailing- Excuse me? You're not the one being digested in your fucking cousin's body!
Vicky: It smells better than you!
Wiccanforever
I feel bad for the sexy Chris, so I'm giving him four slices on pizza. He deserves it more than that gay Leo and ginger hating Cole.
Chris: When you first met Paige in the past, after she got freed from her statue state, why did you say, "Hi. Paige." with a little cute nod of your head. The way you said it makes it seem like you were so interested in her! You perv!
I'm taking the pizza back!
Chris: -Blinks with amazement- Food?! I'm getting Food? Halleluiah!
Leo and Cole: -Glares evilly-
Cole: One chapter! One! You get food?
Chris: Well, anyway… With the question… umm… People, I repeat, people do not love gingers!
Vicky: Are you sure your not Cole's son?
Cole and Chris: No, thank the lord!
Chris: I said it to be polite! Isn't anybody polite these days? humans from the past are such rude people. It was like the time I met this nice prostitute down in New York and-
Danni: -interrupts- Don't need to know!
Chris: Noooo! My food! –Extends arm-
Charmed4eva112
Oh,
I'll be nice and give Chris a box of pizza, and the Duo 2 baseball
bats to control Leo and Cole. Anyways,
Chris: Why do you say the
word Future Consequences all the time?
Chris: Yes!! Food!! –Dives into food- yum!!
Danni and Vicky: Are they baseball bats we spy?
Cole and Leo: -exchange nervous glances- Nooooo…
Danni: Ok, you get the Cole bat. I don't want to hurt him. Gimme the Leo bat!
Vicky: NOOOO! I want to hurt the push over!
Leo: -eye twitches as he froths at mouth-
Cole: how about we burn the bats?
Danni: Anything for you
Cole: My freedom?
Danni: Don't push it
Vicky: No Danni, we keep the bats. Thanks Charmer4eva112! We'll be needing these soon!
Chris: -Finish's food and licks fingers- Another question?! Whoa, I'm loved. Future Consequences? I like to say it because I have a dictionary implanted in my brain.
Leo: More sarcasm? No son, don't lie. It's because we all know you like big words!
Chris: Hush father! Only because my favorite word is; Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis
Everyone: -blinks- what the?
Piperlovesleoalways:
Yay nice chapter. Leo I feel sorry for you here is some cyber cookies, Chris you hmm here I baked you a cyber cake. Cole all I got to say is yes dye his hair ginger no cookies for you. hehe
Cole: If Phoebe not Piper was the one who got stuck in limbo with you what would yal have done? wink
Leo: Were you always like this or were you once I dont know not a pushover, maybe a rebel? lol
Chris: If you werent related to the sisters which one would have turned you on the most?
Update soon
Leo: Cookies? Hmmm cookies!
Cole: What?! Ginger?! Who's idea was this?
Vicky and Danni: It was her! –Pointing at each other-
Chris: Can we save this for later? Some people like answering questions!
Everyone: -Silence-
Cole: Humph… -Cole then goes quiet and gazes into space in thought of the question- What do you think I'd do? –Winks-
Vicky: I don't know…
Everybody but Vicky: -Slaps forehead-
Vicky: Ooooh, I get it! –Winks back-
Leo: A rebel? Me?
Danni: Seriously? Leo? A rebel?
Leo: Well there was this one time… I didn't wash my hands after going into the little guy's room.
Everyone: -sighs-
Chris: -Rolls eyes and turns to everybody- Wave your hand if you'd have chosen Phoebe?
Everybody raises their hand… Danni looks at Vicky's raised hand worriedly
Danni: You don't know what they're talking about do you?
Vicky: -Shakes head- No –Danni grabs hand and pulls it down-
XxCharmedxX
Awesome,
loved it.
Continue soonies, here are my questions:
Cole:
Before I say the question, I have one thing to say to you... GINGER!
Oh wait, I'M SORRY! Cole I love you!! Okay, here is my question: Will
you marry me?
Leo: We all know you're gay Leo, so why did you go
for Piper? And not Wyatt, Chris, Darryl, Cole or any of the other
boys?
Thanks..
Love Yah, Toodles x
Bethany.
Cole: -Eye twitches- Giiiinger
Danni: What do you mean you love him? He's mine! M-I-N-E!!!
Cole: -snaps back to reality, smirks- I get so much love. Leo has no lovers out there. Go fangirls!
Danni: -Gets baseball bat out- Who do you love?
Cole: -backs away- Okay, if you're a WOMAN, have big tits and go by the name of Phoebe Halliwell then you have my love!
Leo: I'm not gay! –Brings out tape- Here's the tape to prove it!
Everybody: -Reads label-
Chris: -Astonished- Wyatt and Chris in the making?! You said you'd burn that!
Cole: Leo, you tiger you! But… you wont be able beat my personal best of 46 videos and 52 kids
Chris: How the fuck does that work out?
Cole: Wouldn't you like to know
Everyone: No
Danni: …I do…
Charmedgrl4ever
konichiwa
Careful instructions for the ginger-hater: I am having fun listening to the question-answer that you, Leo, Chris, and Duo are providing. If you die of insanity or starvation, that would ruin part of the Q&A. Therefore, I am enclosing with this review a fruit-tree seed. IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE, YOU MUST PLANT IT IMMEDIATELY. Water it daily. Give it sunlight. Don't forget to pick the fruit and eat it.
Share with the hottie (yes that means Chris). If you want to, you may also share with Leo, although I'm having my doubts about you wanting to.
To Cole: Male pride? Does that have anything to do with the whole never asking for directions when you're lost thing? Oh, so THAT'S why girls are smarter than boys, huh?
To Leo: Has Piper ever purposely blown you up during sex just for the hell of it? If so, did you enjoy it? We know for a fact that she froze you many times; when you unfroze ... what exactly was she doing?
What? Don't give me that look? What would YOU ask him if you could ask him ANYTHING and he'd have to answer?! LoL!
Chris: Leo's not completely ugly, but he's definitely not as hot as you. Same goes for Piper. Where did you get your good looks?
Leo -- okay, I did promise you a box of cookies: Here you go. And they're chocolate chip. One rule -- don't share any with Cole. P I'm evil and proud of it, LoL.
Zaijen
-Shan-
Cole: Oh man, I forgot my gardening stuff
Everyone: -looks strangely-
Danni: Don't worry! You can lend one of my summer dresses!
Vicky: -Clicks fingers, a yellow and green dress appears on Cole-
Leo: -Sighs- that's so not your colour
Cole: -Looks disturbed- Right…
Chris: What has my world come to?
Danni: Living with a ginger hater and a really camp father
Chris: I guess that covers it
Cole: -WAIT! Why the hell am I wearing a summer dress?
Everyone: To plant a seed!
Cole: Oh… And why am I planting a seed?
Vicky: Because- Wait why are you planting a seed?
Chris: Just do it, Cole.
-Cole walks away and plants seed. The others are ignorant to the curses he is sending there way. Soon enough, Cole returns, lost of all his dignity.-
Cole: Can I have my pants back now?
Danni: heh, heh. No. Answer the question.
Cole: -grumbles- Male pride, eh? I guess… But, what? Woman are not stronger, smarter, faster or better then men!
Chris: We are superior!
Leo: Go guys!
Danni and Vicky: Ech hem?
Leo: Oh, heh. Need to answer my question now…
Cole: Heh, heh. Nice question you have there, Leo
Leo: blushes
Chris: I don't want to know, dad –blocks ears-
Leo: Well, heh. There was the other month or so when piper, um was in the mood. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I SWEAR!
Cole: Enjoy it?
Leo: YES! I mean NO! I suppose… NO! –looks are worriedly-
Vicky: A huh…
Chris: -unplugs ears- Are we safe? Can I answer my question… Good… My good looks are probably just good luck. Thank the lord I don't look like my father. Mother is rather pretty, but I see where you're coming from.
Leo: Gee thanks… OH! COOKIES!
Cole: -growls- NO FAIR!
Leo: -inhales food- don't w-ww-worry –munch- I won't share!
PrInCeSsFBi
I
love it
THREE amazing hot guys in a small room!!
Leo: how did
it feel to be a wuss in the beginning of the series then change to
mortal... husband...elder...crazy physco boy..mortal, again
Cole:I'd
first like to say you have a damn fine ass...second, what was it like
to see you love as fishgirl...then naked
CHRIS: YES MY LITTLE
WONDER BOY LIKE COULD YOU DIE AGAIN OR SUFFER YOU LOOK SO HOT WHEN
YOU DO THAT! WHAT WAS IT LIKE HAVING YOU AUNT THREATEN TO CUT OFF YOU
TESTICLES WHEN SHE BECAME GODDESS WARRIOR...AND DID YOU FEEL LEFT OUT
WHEN LEO DIDN'T MAKE YOU A GOD WITH THE REST OF THE BUNCH
Leo: How do you know that?! Are you stalking me?
Danni: -Slaps forehead- Leo, you're on a hit TV show!
Leo: Oooooh yeah!
Chris: The reality of my life just gets worse…
Vicky: Let's just drop this please?
Cole: Well you know I have been told that this butt of mine is rather fine!
Danni: -Stares at Cole's butt and drools-
Cole: Huh? I don't get it… Fishgirl?
Chris: They're on about Phoebe…
Cole: What was it like? It was fucking brilliant! One minute she's full of scales and then suddenly she's stood naked in front of me! I mean its Phoebe!!!
Leo: -Nods in agreement-
Chris: Die? Suffer?! Why would you want me to die?! Am I hated or something? –Continues to rant under breath-
Vicky: -Whispers to PrInCeSsFBi- Sorry… I think it's the lack of food…
Chris: -Eyes pop out- It was horrible! The two downstairs are my best friends! How would any guy feel if his best friends had been ripped out?!
Cole, Leo and Vicky: -Shudder-
Danni: -Looks concerned- You still don't know what they're talking about do you?
Vicky: -Mumbles- No…
Chris: -Begins to whimper- I can feel very emotional at times and it hurt my feelings he didn't include me!
Danni: Are you gay too?
Compleatly Random Dissorder
Wow!
The evilness I LOVE IT! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Okay I
have a q for Chris,Leo,and Cole
To all three: If You were Gay(The if only applies to Chris) Who would you date from Pirtaes of the Caribbean and why. AND DON'T SAY BECAUSE THEY ARE HOT! I WANT NO! DEMAND A THROUGH EXPLIANTION!
OH, AND Leo, Try Prozac
Chris and Cole: Uh,
Leo: I'd pick… uh… I don't know –looks around nervously-
Vicky: Will!
Danni: Not our question!
Vicky: For now…
Danni: Right… just answer the question boy. I'm hungry and I want my dinner!
Leo: Will…
Danni: And why's that?
Leo: He's the goodie, duh.
Vicky: -turns to Chris and Cole- and you two?
Cole: Capt. Jack. He is a complete bad ass!
Chris: -Groans- Same I guess… Because he doesn't have a dad… Until the second movie…
Danni: Father issues…
Leo: I don't need Prozac, -starts to weep- I'm not depressed.
DawnSummers-BellaCullen
Okay, as for food I give Leo a large buffet, Chris a slice of meatloaf, a spoonful of mashed potatoes, and some green beans, and to Cole...a small chunk of rotten cheese. And for my questions...hmm...do I have to have questions because I can't think of any?
Leo: I think I'm going to grow fat!!! WOOOO! –Dives into buffet-
Chris: Ummm… Meatloaf, -gorges-
Cole: -Pokes cheese- Uh, thanks? –grumbles- Bitch…
Danni: I want to use the baseball bats! –groans-
Vicky: -whacks Leo with bat- Muahaha!
Danni: -whacks Chris- Whoops my bad!
To Cole:
Moonkay
To Cole:
1)You were born in San Francisco, right? What was the city like back in the late 1800's? And dont give me any of that "Oh I was raised in Hell BS", You must remember something.
2)At this point at which I'm asking questions, you must be about 100 cough and seventeen cough years old. Are you telling me that after nearly 100 years of lustful behavior with no morals, you really dont have any love children out there? Perhaps Kerr Smith? Cupid? Leo? Victor Bennet? Denis Rodman?
3)How does your aging process work? We all know how old you are and you only look 35. Is there a huge secret society of humans that age very slowly but doesnt necessarily include magic?
Cole: I was raised in Hell… San Francisco was Hell! You try living there when they burn you at the stake! Many painful memories… -Shudders-
Leo: -Laughs inappropriately- Ech hum… Sorry
Cole: -Looks outraged- I am not 117! I'm younger than that! 116 –Grins-
Danni: Geeze man! You're getting on a bit aren't you?!
Cole: -Glares evilly at Danni- How did you know about my one love child?
Vicky: -Getting excited- Who who?! Who is it?!
Danni: -Looks at Leo- You do look kinda similar…
Cole: -Points to screen- I don't know how you know but I'm watching you… You can never take a shit in peace again…
Chris: Nice…
Cole: My aging process? I can't give away the secret behind the gorgeous face of mine!
Vicky: -Looks confused- Why?
Cole: Because… I'd… I'd… GET WRINKLES! There I said it!
Everybody: -Gasps-
Danni: Vicky… you don't know what you're gasping at do you?
Vicky: No…
PhoebeColefan
Hey I
wanna ask Cole.
How much you love Phoebe and what do you do
together? (seriously!) What do you say if I tell you that I love u?
Cole: Argggh! More questions?! What happened to people giving food? I liked that!
Vicky: -Shows Cole the bat- Stop complaining… or I will get joy out of hitting you with this.
Chris: Hahahahaha
Danni: -Shows Chris the bat-
Chris and Cole: -Begin to whimper-
Cole: -Faints-
Chris: I think that's how much he loves Phoebe…
Vicky: No it isn't… that's how much I enjoy hitting Cole!
Danni: -Watches over his body- How dare you Bitch!
Vicky: I'm sorry… I couldn't control myself!
Cole: -Slowly comes round- Me and Phoebe make videos together
Chris: -Looks disturbed- What sort of videos?
Cole: Oh you know what sort… I can't really say because this Fanfic is a K+
Chris: Ewwwwwwwwww! First it's my own mother and father! Then it's my Aunt! When does the horror stop?!
Danni: Erm… never?
Cole: I'd say... Get to the back of the line
Danni: -Jumps for joy- Yay! I'm not at the back anymore!
Bibz
DYE COLES HAIR!
Cole: Why was the penny so special? I mean you can
get pennies quiet easily.
Leo: What are you parents like? I mean
to name your son after your father you must've liked them.
Chris:
When the blonde chicks took over your Aunts and Mother body and you
had to kiss 'Phoebe' didn't you feel weird cuz...well you thought she
was your Aunt...I mean ew...Also you are my favourite witch ever...
Cole: Excuse me?! What right do you have to have a say in this? AND WHY IS EVERYONE TELLING THEM TO DYE MY HAIR?!
Vicky and Danni: Uh, we don't know…
Cole: And what If I told you that that was a chocolate penny? Would that change things, eh? EH?!
Everyone: No…
Leo: My parents… Um, I liked my Dad for sure. But my mum wasn't exactly mother material, her hobbies involved getting stoned.
Danni: Nice…
Chris: Did she knock you around too? Maybe that's the fault of your brain damage!
Vicky: That'll explain a lot
Chris: Anyway, how would you feel if you kissed your aunt?
Cole: Even if she was hot?
Chris: Even if she was hot!
MidnightLightning36
Finally, an update, but that was back in May, so update again! Anywho: LOL, Pokemon, that was funny.
For Cole: Have you seen the movie Clue, by any chance? Because after your "If you were gay would Leo be your type" question you reminded me of Mr. Green when he smiles Professor Plum. Also, go ahead and have a personal pizza on me. And, stop hating on gingers, I wish I was a ginger.
For ChrismumblesI wanted Evil Wyatt:Pssh, Language my ass, that from the man who called his own brother a son of a bitch. Oxymoron, anyone? As for my question, who's better in bed, Bianca or Natalie, the blonde charge you were assigned?
Cole: A movie called Clue? Nope never heard of it… and I hope you are giving me a compliment with all this smiles at Prof Plum! Wait… is it a compliment?
Everybody –Shrugs-
Cole: -Faints again but quickly climbs to feet- Is that what I think it is? Food?! FOOD! –Gulps down in one-
Chris and Leo: -Stare with envy in eyes-
Cole: -Burp- You want to be ginger?! Oh my Lord! –Twitches-
Danni and Vicky: -Points to screen- You've done it now
Cole: -Twitches more- GINGER!!!!!! GIIIIIINNNNNGGGGEEEE!
Chris: What's an oxymoron?
Leo: Dunno…
Chris: And you're the white lighter with all the answers…
Cole: GINNNNGGGGEEEE!
Danni and Vicky: -Both hit Cole with bat- Now that feels better!
Danni: Anyway people, say adios to Chris! He's on his way out!
Chris: I am?!
Vicky: You are!
A white light surrounds Chris as he disappears. The last that was heard from the young man was, "FREEDOM"
Cole: You know what, I'm going miss him
Danni: I'm not, he bugs me
Vicky: I guess… but for now… Cole, guess what…
Danni: -takes L'Oreal hair dye from behind back- Muahaha!
Cole: -Faints-
Vicky: Uh, Danni. It's time for you to get back in my body now
Danni: Can we not do it later when none of the viewers are watching…
Leo: I guess that's it… until next time!