Check187: I'm glad to see people like this story. Hmmm... I can't really think of anything else to say so...
Anyways... on with the fic
Laundry: Friend or Foe?
"What are you blabbing about? Buffoon," Hanabi said irritated.
"Umm... what?" Naruto asked confused by the sudden statement. Besides who was she calling a buffoon?
"So you're going to be the new servant," Hanabi said.
"Yeah I am nice to meet you, Hanabi right? I'm Naruto Uzumaki," Naruto greeted letting his slight annoyance wash away.
"I know who you are. My sister-...um never mind," Hanabi said. It was no secret that her sister had a crush on him, but she wasn't going to expose her own sister's dirty laundry to this buffoon.
'Why would she like this guy? What's so special about him,' Hanabi thought as she looked him over.
"Um ok then, well I'm gonna go ahead and get settled could you go away?" Naruto asked.
"Excuse me?" Hanabi said rhetorically. She couldn't believe the blatant disrespect from such a commoner.
"Yeah no. You're excused, but that's a little confusing since you're the one who's supposed to be giving me orders and stuff heheh," Naruto said obliviously.
"I can't believe-. OK Listen here. You are going to address me properly with respect. Do I make myself clear," Hanabi said haughtily.
"Hai Ojou-sama," Naruto said sarcastically.
"Uggh!" She grunted as she left his room.
Naruto began taking off his clothes until Hanabi had walked back in.
"You can't disre- Eeep!" She exclaimed as she saw the blond's half naked form.
"KYyaaa I-I mean HEY! I'm changing!" Naruto said trying his best to cover himself. She quickly left with a blush adorning her face.
Naruto looked at his yukata and sighed. He had to put it on. It was his punishment so he put it on. He looked at himself in the mirror and noticed his ninja headband. Was he gonna be needing that? Not really. He wasn't going to do any missions for a while and he was suspended. Feeling slightly ashamed, he took off his ninja headband. With nothing holding his hair up in spikes, his hair flopped down. He didn't really like it, but he didn't really hate it either.
"Are you done changing?" Hanabi asked.
"Yeah," Naruto responded. Hearing his response, Hanabi barged into the room.
"Good. I need you to do my laundry, clean my room, and make me tea," Hanabi listed as she left back into her room.
"Yeah, Sure thing. Of course. Anything you say Ojou-sama," he said sarcastically after she left.
"What was that?" Hanabi asked from her room.
"Nothing!" Naruto yelled back.
Being the smart, cunning, awesome-est, awesome ninja...ex-ninja, bad ass that he was, he decided to make two shadow clones. All three had entered Hanabi's room expecting it to be as messy as his own house, but to his great surprise it was just mildly messy. He noticed Hanabi was reading a book.
"So where are you're clothes," one of the clones asked.
"They're in the hamper," Hanabi said snobbishly.
"Aaaalrighty then," the clone said rolling his eyes as he made his way towards the hamper. He grabbed the clothes and left.
"Hey go make the tea," Naruto instructed the clone.
"But I don't know how," the clone whispered.
"Oh that's right...crap, just figure something out," Naruto said making his clone leave. Being the number one unpredictable ninja...ex-ninja that he was he knew he wasn't going to let his clones stay in the same room with Hanabi. Who knows what kind of trouble they could cause with him not there to supervise them.
"What are you doing?" Hanabi asked looking over her book. She hadn't noticed until now, but Naruto looked very different. She had the decency to blush behind her book so that he wouldn't notice. She was starting to understand why her sister like him.
"Oh um... just cleaning your room," Naruto said picking up some stuff with a nervous smile.
"Hmph," She responded returning to her book. She wasn't really paying attention to what she was reading. The book was the furthest thing from her mind at the moment. She was trying to shake off the stupid image of the stupid baboon who had the nerve to give her attitude. That stupid dummy.
"Umm could you get off the bed?" Naruto asked. He was leaning over when he asked. Hanabi looked over to where she had heard his voice and was slightly startled when she noticed how close he was. Naruto was a little confused at the expression she made. She was very much like her sister. Were all Hyuugas this weird. Well at least she didn't faint.
Hanabi's only response was a nod as she got off the bed. Then a sudden realization reached her brain and she ran out of her room with her face red as a cherry.
"So weird," Naruto said as he did her bed.
With Naruto's clone...
The first thing Naruto's clone did was ask where he could do the laundry. Luckily he ran into Shiko. Shiko was kind enough to give him the tools and instruments to wash and clean clothes.
"You can clean clothes anywhere, but most people do their laundry in a secluded area," Shiko explained.
"Well yeah I get that, that's why I was asking," the clone stated.
"I do it in my backyard," Shiko said.
"Uhh ok then. Can I use your backyard?" the clone asked.
"No," Shiko said.
"What? Why not?" the clone asked.
"Because my family wouldn't like to see Hanabi-sama's laundry," Shiko said.
"And why's that?" the cloneasked.
"They were Hanabi-sama's servants before. Fortunately you were chosen before I could go next," Shiko said making the clone sweatdrop.
"Gee Your welcome," the clone said sarcastically.
"I have duties I must attend to. Farewell Naruto-san," Shiko said as he left.
Naruto had to find a good hiding spot so that no one would notice Hanabi's unmentionables. If people had seen them and then made fun of her, then he would feel guilty. She'd probably murder him, so there was that too. As he searched for a nice spot away from the eyes of a Hyuuga, he realized this was the Hyuuga compound. What was going to stop them from looking if they wanted? They could see through stuff so he decided any where would be fine, because it didn't really matter in the end.
"This looks like a good spot. As good a spot as any," he said as he set the tub on the floor and took some clothes out of the hamper. He grabbed the scrub and the cleaning products and tossed them into the tub. He filled the tub with water and began doing the laundry. As he finally reached the unmentionables, he felt something.
"There's a disturbance," the clone said feeling something evil behind him. Turning around he noticed Hanabi standing there panting with a furious glare directed towards him.
"You don't have to do those," She said as she snatched the underwear he had been holding.
"But you said to do the laun-"
"I know what I said. Now I'm saying that you don't have to do my u-u-underwear baka!" Hanabi exclaimed.
"But the laund-"
"I said no,"
"... Laund-"
"NO!"
"I-"
"Ah"
"But-"
"Shh!"
"uh-"
"Sit!" Hanabi commanded as she pointed at Naruto's clone with intensity. Strangely enough, he sat down like a dog. An action that Hanabi noticed and decided to switch her animal insult. After all, what else was Naruto other than another wild animal? This animal needed to be tamed and she wasn't going to let him do what he wanted. He was her servant and she would make sure that he would do well to remember that.
'I feel so sorry for Shiko's family now. She is just a dic-...tator,' the clone thought.
"Good. Now take the clean clothes back to my room after they're done drying," Hanabi said as she made her way to look for a female servant to wash her unmentionables. When she did find someone, she returned to her room. It was clean, neat, and ...sparkly? To the side was the original Naruto sitting on the floor pouring tea into a cup. His clone did the best he could to make tea before he was dispelled and his other clone had dispelled after folding Hanabi's clothes with the original Naruto.
"What's up," Naruto greeted.
"Uggh. that's not how you're supposed to greet me. Be more respectful," Hanabi complained while face-palming .
"Um... Welcome back Ojou-sama?" Naruto asked.
"Better," Hanabi said as she plopped on her bed. She was already tired. She wasn't supposed to feel tired. That's why she had a servant, but Naruto was making it so difficult for her. Is this what servants' felt all the time? On the bright side she was finally getting some peace on her bed.
"Hanabi!" Haishi shouted.
"Hai father," Hanabi said sitting up from her place on the bed while her father stepped into her room.
"It's time for your training. Get ready and don't be late," Haishi instructed stepping out of the room much to Hanabi's relief.
"SOoooo~ you gonna drink this tea?" Naruto asked from where he was sitting.
"Huh? Oh...No. Didn't you here my father? I have to get ready to train make sure the tea is still warm when I come back," Hanabi said as she waited for Naruto to get out of her room.
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"What are you waiting for? Change me," Hanabi said. She had been used to servants changing her. So she took off everything but her underwear and her bra naturally. A blush had appeared on Naruto and this was one line he was not going to cross. Unfortunately, Hanabi had placed her fists on her hips while tapping her foot suggesting that she wasn't the patient type. Normally she would have been calm and collected but she had never met anyone like Naruto and he was getting on her nerves in more than one way.
"Wh-wh-what are you talking about? I'm not gonna change you. Why can't you dress yourself?" Naruto sputtered. Why was she asking such an absurd request? He wasn't about to change a grown girl. That was just too embarrassing
"When there's a servant, a Hyuuga like me doesn't need to put her own clothes on," Hanabi said.
"You spoiled little bra-"
"I see, then no food for you," Hanabi said nonchalantly.
"Wh-what?" Naruto asked.
"If you don't change me, then you won't get any food," Hanabi stated.
"I could just hunt down my own food," Naruto said.
"No you can't. You can't leave the Hyuuga compound unless I say it's ok," Hanabi said with a hint of pride in her voice. She knew she had won the pointless argument, and as pointless as the argument was, it was still a win. Naruto had remembered when Tsunade said until the Hyuugas were satisfied he wasn't going to be a proper ninja.
"E-eto... Fine," Naruto had been defeated. So he nervously went and grabbed her clothes. Fortunately for him, she had the important essentials on, but that didn't stop the situation from being any less embarrassing. He blushed as he held out one of the pant legs. He didn't want to accidentally see her ... lady parts because if he did, experience told him he would end up in the hospital. Hanabi regretted her decision when Naruto had suddenly touched her rear end. She held in her surprised after noticing he didn't have his eyes open.
Once she had her pants on, he opened his eyes to grab her shirt. Hanabi extended her arms up and he did his best to slide the shirt on her. That is until her head was covered by the shirt and her chest was slightly exposed. He quickly shut his eyes and kept tugging on the shirt to go down.
"Puah," Hanabi let out a relieved sigh. She had finally gotten her head through the neck hole of her shirt.
"There. Happy?" Naruto asked rhetorically. He was annoyed.
"Hmph, I'll be back after my training," Hanabi said as she left the room.
"*Sigh* What am I gonna do now," He said to no one in particular.
"Ah, N-n-naruto-kun. Wh-what are you doing here?" Hinata asked.
"Eh?"
End.
Check187: Sooo I know a few people who are gonna hate me for stopping at that particular spot. Meh Idc (^3^)
If you have any suggestions you know how to let me know.
Until next time I guess...
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This is so weird usually I think of something and begin rambling...huh not this time I guess. Peace V(T-T)