CONCLUSION (TECHNICALLY BONUS CHAPTER: 5
"Hello?" Bulma asked as she opened the door to Goku's gleaming face. "Oh hey, Son! Come in!" She opened the door wider to let Goku come into her large home. He strode over to her large plush couch where Vegeta was quietly reading a book. 'Wait...reading?!' Goku thought when he saw his bud reading a novel. 'He usually trains all day...maybe he's so cocky and arrogant about his win and all that he believes he doesn't need strength to train.' Goku thought sarcastically. "Hey Vedge!" Goku said, waving. Vegeta said nothing. "Um...Vedge! Earth to Veggie? Heeelllllllooooo!" Goku waved a hand in front of the prince's face, receiving a slap for his actions. "Ow..." Goku complained, rubbing his cheek. Vegeta took a pair of earphones out and laid them next to his book. "What do you want?" Vegeta said, standing. "Um...i wanted to let you know that I lost..." "You ended up not mating? Ha! Just as I expected." Vegeta smirked, crossing his arms. "Well, yeah, but I also told Chi-Chi about the bet...no doubt she told Bulma..." "What?! How could you? Fantastic, now she's going to be a bitch all day..." "Congrats, though!" "For what?" "Winning the bet, silly!" Goku said pleasantly. "I did not win the bet." Vegeta said after a moment of thought. 'Why don't I just take the victory? But Bulma would tell him...oh dash it all...' "Oh. Bulma's just to much for you, huh Vedge?" "Shut up, Kakarot. I started it." "Oh, you did? Did bulma look too irresistible?" "Will you just be quiet?"Vegeta countered. He scowled as he turned away from him. "So how are we supposed to settle this?" He asked. "Well, I dunno..." "No wonder you failed... Fine. We can settle this by who failed first." "Like, times?" Goku asked, sitting himself on the couch nearby, knowing this would take a while. "Yes. Approximately, what time did you tell her about our agreement?" "Um...9:39 or something?" "What?! Seriously?! Oh shit..." "What? Somethin' wrong, Vegeta?" Goku asked, unknown to why Vegeta was acting like he was. "Dammit...I did it at 9:39 as well...if you count when I had landed on the front lawn..." Vegeta replied, recalling when he had checked the watch he had purchased when he landed on the lawn (as I recall earlier in the story). "Seconds...?" "Who the fuck checks seconds?" "Gohan...also, so far you owe six Zeni," Goku said, holding out his hand. Vegeta just scoffed and ignored it. "Fine. Bulma can pay for it." "Wait! I have found out a way to figure out who won. We just ask our tashis' opinions." "wWat's a tashi? Ooh! Is that like tempura? I love that stuff! But I also like sushi..." "Stop talking nonsense! A tashi is your wife. I forgot you don't follow Saiyan heritage..." "Um, does that mean to be a jerk and a loner?" "What are you playing at?" Vegeta growled, thinking that Goku was referring to Vegeta's nature. "Nothing, I just thought that a lot of Saiyans were like you and stuff, seeing as I bumped my head and blah blah blah." "It doesn't matter. Anyways, we can just ask our mates' opinions on how good we did on our hoax." "Oh okay! Then lets go over to Bulma and get Chi-Chi!"Goku said excitedly as he grabbed the back of Vegeta's shirt, dragging the small Saiyan behind him kicking and cursing. "Uh, hello you two...?" Chi-Chi said unsurely. Bulma just looked at the two Saiyans before her. The two were both drinking tea in the living room, gossiping about the crisp, new news about their families and the like. Goku waved while Vegeta gave him a death glare. "Hey guys!" Goku said. Bulma and Chi-Chi gave small waves. "What do you need, Goku-kun?" Chi-Chi asked. "Well, me and Vedge here wanted you guys to rate our actions! You know, me being seductive and Vegeta being romantic! Can you rate it one to ten, please?" the two women looked at each other. Soon they started whispering in hushed voices. For about five minutes this went on, when they had finally parted, the two both sat up. Chi-Chi was the first to speak. "Bulma and I are not sure what you're talking about. But we both guess that you're hiding something. Is that correct?" Goku just looked at his wife. "Um...not really hiding...since I kinda told you..." "I know, but Bulma doesn't. Would you like to tell her, Goku? Or how about you Vegeta?" "um, Chi, I think this isn't the time really-" "Well then how are we supposed to rate your stupid performances?" "but Chi! Bulma will probably get mad and you know how that goes!" "I know! But she's just going to get even madder if you don't tell her!" "Quiet!" Barked a voice. Everyone turned to Vegeta. He wore a scowl on his face, arms crossed over his chest. "Just spit it out Kakarot! It isn't a big deal!" Goku didn't look none too keen on telling his best friend this news, but he didn't want to start a verbal spar between everyone. He nodded and turned to Bulma. He swallowed hard. "Er, Bulma, we've kinda been having a bet...ya know, behind your back. We didn't mean for it to turn into a tie..." "Oh, I know already Goku," Bulma said, a small smile placing itself on her lips. The two Saiyans were both taken aback. "I knew it!" Vegeta declared. "That psychotic woman told you!" He pointed an accusing finger in Chi-Chi's direction. Bulma shook her head, and smiled a knowing smile. She shook her head. "You told me, Vegeta." "What? I did no such thing, you insane woman!" "Hey, I thought we were past the whole 'woman' thing!" "Well, we're back to it! Anyways, I never told you any information even concerning the bet!" "Oh Vegeta, sometimes you let important things slip without your knowing..." Bulma said, winking. Vegeta felt a slight heat on his cheeks, a blush creeping up his cheeks as his Saiyan blood rose in temperature. He turned quickly, letting under no circumstances others see him blushing. Bulma smiled mischievously at her embarrassed husband. She turned to the rest of them. "So, while the blushing bride is busy, why don't we talk about the whole 'rating' thing?" Goku nodded and sat down on the chair across from them. Vegeta stayed away from the group, leaning against the wall, arms folded across his chest. "So, Goku-kun, what ever do you mean by rating?" Chi-Chi asked her husband. "Well, your supposed to rate our performances from 1-10. You know, my grade on seduction and Vegeta's on being romantic, who Bulma will be in charge of grading." "I will?" Bulma asked. "Yeah. Anyways, Chi-Chi, how did I do on my seduction?" "Um...I'd give you a, um, five? Ya know, for trying...?" Chi-Chi responded unsurely. "Aw, thanks, Chi!" Goku said, giving her a light hug. Chi-Chi just nodded. "Anyways, Bulma, Vegeta being a Romeo?" "Um...probably a five." "You sure it can't be a 4.9?" "No, about a five." Bulma concealed a smile. "Okay...er, Vegeta, they both say a five. What do I do?" Goku asked. Vegeta just glared at him. "I know they both declared a five, I'm not deaf Kakarot. Then we just leave it as a tie. We both get our prizes." "Shouldn't we both just get one of our prizes?" "We both won, so does it not make sense that we both get all of our prizes?" "Well, I guess so." Goku rubbed the back of his neck nervously. Goku looked at the two women sitting silently on the couch across from him, sipping their drinks as if they were spectating a play. Chi-Chi gestured for the two to continue, taking another long drink from her tea. "Okay, we both get our prizes, I guess." "That's what I thought I would hear. Anyways, I am going to return home. Woman, I expect dinner ready soon." Vegeta said, turning towards the door. It took Bulma a second to register that he referred to her as woman. "Hey! You do not call me woman! I could've sworn that you stopped calling me that a long time ago!" "That does not mean I can never call you that, Onna." Vegeta smirked. He opened the door and flew off toward Capsule Corporation. Bulma gritted her teeth, seething with anger. She realized that she had stood up in the midst of her fit of anger and immediately sat down, embarrassed. Chi-Chi patted her back, Bulma seething with unreleased anger. Goku looked at the two. "So who won?" Both mothers looked at the Saiyan and back to each other. Then they both nodded. Then they both said in unison, "Compared to Vegeta, you totally kicked ass."
THHHHEEEEEE EEEEEENNNNNNDDDDDD (So sorry :] )