First off:
So sorry for disappearing! I'm back though, and full of ideas :) This story and all the others should be updated soon, so I hope no one is too angry with me XD I'm just - as you might be able to tell - an EXTREMELY slow writer..
Without further ado, I present another, fresh addition of LeviHan (love?) :3
The thundering of hooves had long since become background noise as the group of both Survey Corps veterans and a frightening new batch of green-horns surged into yet another expedition. With his attention so focused on keeping up with the pants-wetting recruits, it was no small wonder that Hanji took Levi by surprise when she pulled up next to him.
As usual, she was straight to the point.
"So, I couldn't help but overhear some of the new recruits lately, and something that has been tossed around is the idea that Titans have one other weak spot."
Levi sighed heavily, but it was a gesture lost to the wind.
"Where might that be, you ask? Why, by shoving a sword up their rectum! Funny thing, but I think it might be worth a shot. Any discovery for man's benefit is something I want to find."
The Corporal, almost in awe at how profoundly stupid Hanji could be, looked over and said, "I'm not going to help you with any of your weird experiments, especially when it involves getting Titan shit all over my blades just to try and prove a theory that a bunch of teenagers came up with."
"Titans don't defa-"
"I could shove you up a Titan's ass, if that's what you want."