Turbo Wants Vanellope Gone

by Melissa E.M

What would happen if Turbo came back, and instead of dying after his latest plot, he's locked up? And what if he and Vanellope sing about it? Sequel to "Turbo is Still Alive".

Turbo Wants Vanellope Gone

A Wreck-It Ralph Song Parody

By Melissa E.M.

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[to the tune of "Want You Gone" from Portal 2]

Vanellope: Well, here we are, again

It hasn't been a pleasure

Remember how you tried to usurp me twice?

Oh, how we laughed and laughed

Except I wasn't laughing

Under the circumstances, I've been shockingly nice

Turbo: You want your kingdom? Take it!

That's what I'm counting on

I used to want you dead, but

Now I only want you gone!

Vanellope: You know, I'm much like you

But nowhere near as ugly

Racing is in our code, you can depend

What I am saying is

As crazy as it might sound

If you were less selfish we might actually be friends

Turbo: Go suck an egg, you dumb glitch!

Here's what I'm counting on:

One day I'll be free of you

Get out, 'cause I want you gone!

Vanellope: Goodbye, you doodie-head.

Um, doy, of course I mean you!

Ha, that was funny! But it's kind of sad

You've been through all of this

You haven't learned your lesson

Maybe some quiet time will make you stop being bad

Turbo: Go and leave me here to rest

That's what I'm counting on

Be someone else's problem!

Now I only want you gone

Now I only want you gone

Now I only want you

Gone