Authoresses note: Hiiiya!!! lol. Urm...yeah..um...bright red Oh well...This is my first technical story of this kind so whatcha expect!!! lol XDDDDD um...just read it!!!

Chapter Six

Snow Joke

Eike lay still on the floor until Homunculos sauntered out of the room. The moment the door closed he knew he had to get out of there. He scrambled to his feet and looked around. There wasn't much to look at, an oversized desktop that belonged to someone who needed to re-organise things.

He looked at the window, it was too far away to reach. Maybe he could climb down the leg of the metaphorical table?

He walked over the side and wrapped his arms and legs around it, beggining to slide slowly down, it was then he remembered his wet trousers. They stuck irratatingly to his crotch and hindered his descend. It was impossible to adjust them whilst hugging the table leg, which was about the thickness of a large tree trunk. Eike shimmied further down, and they bunched up further. He un-hitched his legs from around it and swung them about stupidly, he felt ridiculous. His grip slipped at this point and he fell from it, landing with a thud...on the table? Huh?

Confused but not detered, he clambered back to his feet and massaged his backside. Owie! He had an idea something like that would happen anyway.

He discarded his trousers that would have rubbed if he didn't and looked for another escape route.

Finding none, he had one last idea, but that would depend on Homunculos' level of intelegence.

He hid behind the door and waited.

It didn't take very long for Homonculos to return.

"Eikyyyy," he trilled in a sing-song voice, "I brought you some new undypants and a new pair of trousers!!!!...Eiky??? Now, now, I don't like hide and seek,"

Eike jumped out from behind the door screaming to distract Homunculos and ran through the door.

Homunculos jumped out of the way in fright and fell on the floor,

"My goodness...but erm...You forgot your trousers..." he raised his hand with the trousers in it.

Eike was already back in our realm before he realised something..

"Shit!!!!!!!"

A little girl walked passed him then ran off laughing, Eike felt like bashing his head against a nearby wall.

He ran toward several bushes across the road, and hid there thinking. There wasn't anything he could do! Considering his wallet was in his other trousers, he couldn't exactly buy another pair!

Seconds after he made it to the bushes Homunculos appeared next to the spot he was just standing. Then Eike realised where he was, it was deffinately not his time! He could see the Bar Zum Ei and it was all open to the wind and the slowly falling snow.

His legs were freezing as he knelt in the soft snow behind the shrubbery.

Homunculos looked around for a minute then walked off, holding a pair of trousers up in the air.

Eike sighed out in relief, he had escaped.

"Now now, I do beleive I told you I didn't like hide and seek..."

"Homunculos...look, I don't--Why can't you leave me alone?"

Homunculos grinned.

"NO!! I don't mean like this! Just- give me those!!"

Eike grabbed the trousers from Homunculos and hobbled about putting them on.

"Maybe you should stand up?" offered Homunculos.

"Shut up," Eike snapped, irratated by his sarcasm to the extreme, "Just stop talking."

Homunculos frowned and folded his arms,

"I see...anything else?"

"Yeah! Take me back to my own time, you wretched devil," he snarled, glaring at Homunculos, who looked genuinely afraid.

"Eike..."

"Just-please,"

"Okay..." No sarcasm. No scathing retorts. He held out his hand. Eike was hesitant.

"Don't you trust me Eiky?"

"No..."

He grasped his hand, Homunculos' smirk returned and they re-appeared in the limb.

"You Little--"

"I lied, nyah nyah,"

Eike swiped at him but Homunculos giggled and leapt out of the way. Two chains had snaked out of the floor and chained up Eikes feet, providing Homunculos time to leap out of his reach.

Eike tripped over landing on his stomach and winding himself.

"Oh, Eiky, did you hurt yourself?" asked Homunculos leaning over and trying to peek at him through the mass of blonde hair covering his face from view. The reply was another swipe while Eike tried to regain his breath.

"Tsk tsk, you're so violent."

it was quiet until Eike caught his breath, Homunculos amused himself in the meantime by spitting over the edge of the table. Luckily, it missed both him and Eike upon hitting the desktop.

"You're not funny!"

"Indeed, I'm hilarious," cackled Homunculos.

"Idiot, just let me go or I swear-"

"Eike, can you stop hating me for a second?" asked Homunculos.

"Hey, Your freezing!" replied Eike worriedly.

Homunculos was confused for a second, but then realised that he was shaking, it was no doubt from the snow.

Homunculos sighed and the chains realeased Eike, but he knew that he'd never meant to release him. Irregardless, he was freed just in time for Eike to catch Homunculos as he fell over.

"You shouldn't be here, it's too cold here, if you haven't already caught a cold, you will."

Eike warned. The weak djinn raised an eyebrow.

"What do you care?"

"I don't, but I'm not about to let you die! Come on let me out,"

The door swung open.

"Ah, wait!" Eike grabbed the wallet from his trousers and carried Homunculos out of the limb.

Authoresses note: Okay, first of all, let me just say I'm So Sorry about that title heeheeheeeheeeheee, second, REVIEW!!! I'm not posting another till I get two reviews!! (at least!!!)