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Chapter 2: Time-outs/Sakura/Uncle-Kakashi's Book

"I wan' out!" Naruto Uzumaki cried. Having to sit in the corner on the naught-stool and being quiet was no fun. Especially when it's not his fault! Naruto huffed, tears rolling down his cheeks. Kushina looked out from the corner of the kitchen.

"No Naruto. Your four minutes aren't up." She said.

"Not fair!" Naruto cried. "I didn't do it!"

"Naruto...I watched you hit Sasuke, that wasn't nice, that's why we left early." Kushina said, leaving Naruto to think about what he did. The poor blonde was confused. He and Sasuke were playing Kitty-Cats like they always would and all Naruto did was pet Sasuke's cheek, but for some reason, Sasuke started bawling. Naruto had slapped him, but Naruto didn't think it was bad, he was just playing, he didn't mean it.

But Kushina didn't believe him and it resulted in a harsh spanking and five minutes of time out and he wouldn't be allowed to see Sasuke "for a long-while" as Mikoto put it.

When Naruto's five minutes were up, it was just in time when Minato arrived home. Naruto figured Minato would be his shining light of hope for Minato to help him get out of trouble, but Kushina reached him first, explaining to Minato why Naruto was being punished.

Minato frowned. Naruto knew he was in for it now.

"Naruto...we don't hit our friends." Minato said, hands on his hips scoulding Naruto.

"But I was just pwaying" Naruto sobbed.

"Well, Sasuke didn't think it was playing. He said it hurt and it must have if you made him cry. We don't hit our friends Naruto, that makes friends sad." Kushina narrowed her eyes.

"Why would you think it was okay to hit Sasuke, Naruto?" Minato asked.

"Becaws..." Naruto hiccuped. "We pwayed kitties...and kitties do that" Naruto was crying now. He felt embaressed and upset. He didn't like it when his parents spanked him or punished him. He truly didn't mean to hit Sasuke, he was only playing.

"Well, we can't play so rough with people Naruto. That's why when Kaa-san and I say to calm down when you play with your friends or your toys is so you don't hurt people or break your toys." Minato said. "Do you understand, Naruto?"

Naruto nodded. "I...I sorwy" He hiccuped.

Minato and Kushina sweetly smiled, hugging their baby boy. Naruto made sure to apologize to Sasuke the very next day and he was allowed to play with him again once Sasuke forgave him. After all, they were best-friends, they couldn't be separated.

Naruto really liked to color. He loved to color with his orange crayon the most. But one day, while coloring in his dad's office since Kushina was assigned a mission and there was no one else to watch Naruto, Minato suggested that Naruto stay in his office and color while he was at a meeting.

What could go wrong...

Naruto ran out of paper. He had already colored his family, his friends and animals he liked, but now he was sad, he couldn't color anything else because he didn't have any paper left. Naruto tried to look around to find more paper to color on, but he couldn't find any.

Taking a look at the walls, he smiled.

They were white and he once saw painters pain on walls. So there would be no harm in coloring, right?

Wrong.

Naruto wasn't even finished with his drawing before his crayon was yanked out of his hand, he was flipped over his father's knee and spanked five times for drawing on the walls and put to bed early that night, without dessert.

Naruto never really thought about girls before he met...her.

For a while, the only woman he ever knew or cared about was his mother.

And For a longer time, he considered himself to be married to his mother. He asked his father permission to marry his mommy, since he liked her a lot. Minato only chuckled loudly and said he could have her (which resulted in a frying pan to the back of his head by his "darling" wife) and so after dinner before bedtime he kissed his mommy on the lips, giving her a plastic ring he found on the ground and was officially married to his mommy.

But this time...he wanted to marry...her.

"H-hi, Sakura." Naruto nervously blushed at Sakura Haruno.

Sakura Naruto was a pretty little girl, pink hair and dashing green eyes. Naruto thought she was a princess if she was that pretty.

"Married?" Sakura asked, thinking about this one.

"I don...know...Do I have to ask my mommy?" She asked. Naruto didn't think about that, he had to ask his daddy, did Sakura have to ask her mommy? He guessed it would be fine if they forgot to ask this one time.

Naruto didn't have a ring for Sakura, but he did have a bunch of flowers he picked. He gave them to Sakura and her eyes glowed, she had never recieved such a pretty gift. She smiled, kissing him on the lips.

Naruto giggled but screamed in terror when he saw his mother running after Sakura.

"How dare you...violate my baby!" She screamed.

While Sakura ran away, crying and screaming to get away from "the evil-lady." Naruto stood there, dumbfounded then realized he had probably hurt his mommy's feelings by marrying Sakura. He figured if he picked her flowers, than she wouldn't be sad anymore.

Naruto really liked Kakashi.

Kakashi had a funny mask he was always trying to pull down. Kakashi also had puppys for Naruto to play with while he talked to his daddy. One day, Kakashi brought a book with him while he talked to his daddy. Naruto, as much as he liked the doggies, was so curious as to what the book was for. His mommy and Daddy told him not to look at it.

"You're not old enough." His father would blush and smile.

"...If I catch you reading that, I'll cut your fingers off!" His mother would say, scaring Naruto.

But he was so curious. So dang Curious!

Then his oppertunity came. Kakashi's bag had gotten a little rip that would get bigger and bigger till one day, his book fell out of the bag and no one noticed while Kakashi follwed Minato to the dining room where the three adults would talk in peace.

Naruto smiled, picking up the book, running to his room to read it.

Naruto was confused. He couldn't understand the words and there were odd pictures. Pictures of boys taking baths with girls, being in the same bed with them and one boy licked the girl's chest. Naruto couldn't understand. So what was wrong with this book that he couldn't look at? He took baths with his parents and took naps with them and somtimes and his mommy would feed him threw her chest. He couldn't understand why it was so "grown up" to read these books.

He grew tired of the book and tossed it down the steps.

He thought of a new wonder insted of Uncle-Kakashi's books. He wanted to know about the ballons his daddy kept in the top dresser desk in his parent's room.

SOOOOOOOO ADORABLE!

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-The Un-Wanted Angel.