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Chapter 3: Jiraiya/fireballs/candy

"Naruto, this is Jiraiya." Minato beamed his famous grin. "He's a guest in our house so-"

"So don't be a brat" Jiraiya calliously spoke, cutting Minato off. Naruto's cheeks had puffed up and his eyes went a slight-tint of red.

"Bwat?! I not a bwat!" Naruto screamed, pointing his thumb to his chest. "Mammy says I a cute little baby!"

Jiraiya smirked. "So...you're a baby?"

"I not a baby!" Naruto hollered, his face turning a beat red in anger. He liked Jiraiya for a second, that was until he opened his mouth and called him a brat, Naruto hated being called that more than anything in the world. Jiraiya knew he had hit a sweet spot, but he thought twice when he saw an angry look from Minato.

Naruto was as curious about Jiraiya as he was Kakashi.

He found out that Jiraiya wrote the books Kakashi loves. Naruto innocently spoke up at the dinner table saying he didn't like the books, causing his parents to blush both in anger and surprise and Jiraiya to feel outraged.

Jiraiya stayed a whole week and Naruto (as much as he hated it when Jiraiya called him a brat) came to love the teacher. On Jiraiya last day, he requested to Kushina and Minato, if he could have some alone time to bond with his god-son. They absent-mindedly didn't think anything of this but Naruto could tell somthing smelled fishy.

"Okay...now walk threw there." Jiraiya grinned.

Naruto looked at the sign, he couldn't read very well, but he knew the sign for: GIRLS ONLY when he saw one.

"But...I'm a boy," Naruto stampered, "I can't go in there."

Jiraiya whistled, acting if nothing was wrong when he kicked the little boy into the room. Naruto went flying and landed in a pile of wet towels. Many girls screamed when they saw Naruto, but a few older women calmed down, smiling.

"Oh, don't be worried girls, it's onyl a little boy." One red-head spoke.

"Are you lost little one?" A blonde asked.

All these women were naked, largely-breatsed and all doating on the little boy. Jiraiya smiled, hearing the panic in the rooms and put on his worried face.

"Oh, Naruto!" He smiled, pretending to be relieved. "There you are! I told you not to go running around!"

Many girls gave off curious looks, but many of them screamed at the adorable "Father" who was "crying" while holding "his son" Jiraiya turned his attention to the girls, although he was straight-faced and serious, lying to the girls that his son wandered into the girl's section of the bath house, on the inside he was jumping for joy seeing the many naked women.

Naruto was confused. Very confused.

And about an hour later, he grew bored of sitting and talking to the naked ladies (and watching his god-father being sumothered in girls) so he asked for a phone to call home.

Imagine the beating Kushina and Minato gave Jiraiya that night once they found out what happened to their little-boy.

Sasuke, in Naruto's opinion, was a "sweet-boy"

Sasuke would cuddle with him, even kiss him, and Sasuke called him his Best-friend. Naruto enjoyed playing with Sasuke. But Sasuke and his friend Sakura had a weird relationship. Sakura, he knew was a clingy person towards Naruto until one day Naruto introduced Sasuke to Sakura and Sakura's eyes lit up like a tiger's.

Sasuke clearly did not like Sakura hugging him or petting his hair, and how dare she call him "Sasu!" That was somthing only Naruto could do in his mind.

Naruto felt he had done somthing wrong when he was playing with Sakura and Sasuke.

Sasuke would always have a glare on his face and be very pouty, while Sakura clinged to the raven. Sasuke couldn't help but see how much attention Sakura would give him and not Naruto, it was as if she was ignoring Naruto to be with him (and she was) he had grown so fed up with seeing Naruto cry because his friends wouldn't play with and always ran away from him, when in reality Sasuke ran away from Naruto because wherever Naruto was, Sakura was.

Sasuke had been watching Itachi for quite some time now.

And one day, he saw somthing amazing that he begged Itachi to show him.

Naruto sniffed, he knew that today he would be able to play with Sakura and Sasuke, but they always ran away from him, leaving him alone and it upset him tramendiously. While he waited with Sakura, he couldn't help the tears falling from his eyes, any minute now that his mother, Sakura's mother and Sasuke's mother were having Tea, sasuke would come down from his room and Sakura and Sasuke would run away from him.

"Sakura...you still my wifey right?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah...sure Naru." She guessed, not paying attention to him.

Naruto sighed. Sasuke came into the back yard, smiling.

Naruto was surprised, this was the first time in a long time that he saw Sasuke smiling.

"Sasu!" Sakura smiled, running to Sasuke.

Sasuke smirked, folding his hands screaming:

"Fire-style! Fireball spit!"

Sakura screamed a bloody-screech as four little fireballs came chasing after her. She wouldn't be playing with Sasuke or Naruto for a very long time.

Naruto wasn't allowed candy that much, his father insisted that since he was already a wild-child, he didn't need much sweets. Once in a great while Naruto was allowed somthing sweet to eat, but mostly for a treat. He certainly wasn't allowed to eat Candy before dinner.

One day, Naruto had a huge craving for some chocolate his mother bought. Naruto licked his lips seeing the candy sticking out of the shopping bag, just teasing him, daring him to have one tiny lick of the chocolate.

Well, one lick turned out to be one tiny bit. One tiny bite turned to one bigger bite, and then a even bigger bite. Now, there was no more chocolate and a messy boy with chocolate stains on the front of his shirt, in his hair and on his hands, whiskered cheeks and a little on his pants.

Naruto rubbed his tummy in delight.

"MMM! Yummy!" Naruto boasted, sucking the chocolate from his fingers.

"Naruto Minato Uzumaki!" A scream came from behind him. Naruto yelped, turning around seeing his mother, her red hair flowing upward just like tails of a fox. He screamed, running away from her.

"Get back here, you're tracking chocolate threw the house!" Kushina screamed running after Naruto.

Minato turned behind a corner, trying not to smile from the scene.

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