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Chapter 4: Hiccups/Bathroom/Red hair

It had been going on for fifteen minutes. At first Kushina thought nothing of it and figured it would pass, but later on that afternoon as the day continued it's course of going with the flow, it wouldn't stop and it pestered her. It was cute and adorable at first, now it was downright irritating and it made her temper rise. Naruto continued to eat his finger sandwiches, Minato read the paper, sipping coffee and she growled, watching the clock tick-tock.

'Hic'

Kushina's eyebrow twicted.

'Hic'

Minato flipped the page of his newspaper, eyeing Naruto

'Hic'

Kushina's face is beat red.

'Hic-hic'

"Goddammit! I can't take it anymore, Minato Naruto has the hiccups!" Kushina screamed in annoyance. Minato sighed, placing his paper down, turning to Naruto. It was lunchtime and Naruto was seated in his booster seat at the table eating sliced sandwiches.

"Naruto, I'm getting you a glass of water to calm the hiccups, alright?" Minato smiled, reaching for Naruto's favriote orage cup, the one with the ninja stars painted on.

"Hic, want juice!" Naruto demanded 'Hic'

"No, you're having water, or the hiccups won't leave." Minato replied, already pouring water into the cup. Naruto hiccuped three more times before guzzling down the bevarage after he sighed in content from the cool drink, the adults waited three minutes in silence then-

'Hic'

"Dattebayne!" Kushina screamed. "Urgh!" Kushina pulled Naruto out of his booster seat, flipping him upside down and shaking him. Minato was shocked.

"KUSHINA!" He screamed, trying to stop Kushina from giving Naruto brain damage.

Naruto giggled. "Faster mommy, faster!"

Kushina huffed and puffed, setting Naruto gently on the ground on his feet. Naruto beamed, giggling.

"Wan' more!" He smiled.

1...

"Okay...I think they're gone" Kushina smiled.

2...

"Kushina, that was totally uness-"

3-

'Hic'

"DAMMIT!"

"Okay, Naruto. You're a big boy now, that means you have to start going to the bathroom on your own." Minato said, following Naruto to the bathroom.

"but...I don't know..." Naruto said, looking unsure.

Naruto was still in the potty-training stage, he had a weak bladder and had accidents, but since he had turned three, that was becoming less frequent. He still had bed-wetting problems at night, but Minato was focused on day-time training first.

"Come on Naruto' it's not that hard." Minato said, using his kunai to open the box that had toddler steps to help little-ones to the toilet better.

Naruto looked unsure. He was laid on the ground as his daddy took off his dry pull-up and set him on the toilet.

"Okay, now Naruto. Now if you have to go, just g on the toilet." Minato instructed.

Naruto looked up.

Minato blinked.

Naruto blinked.

"Oh! I bet you want to be alone." Minato guessed, already leaving the bathroom, Naruto watching his every move. Minato closed the door, standing outside.

"Now, call me when you're done and I'll show you what to do next." Minato said, having his hands behind his back. Naruto sat for a few seconds, he didn't have to go at all, so he hoisted himself off of the toilet, forgetting he was bare skinned from the waist down. Then he smiled.

He was in the bathroom.

Alone.

He had never been in this room alone. Usually his mother and father would always accompany him here, now that he was alone, he could explore.

Naruto hummed, opening the cabinets. He found a few rolls of toilet paper, he didn't find them fun until he flung one, watching the paper spin and roll out into a long strip. He giggled, throwing more rolls around. Minato who was outside the door, raised an eyebrow.

"Naruto? Are you okay?"

"No daddy! Don't open, I'm going potty!" Naruto lied, throwing more paper.

Minato nodded. "Okay, tell me when you're done." He didn't sound quite sure, but he'd do anything to get Naruto out of diapers.

Naruto tried to contain his giggles as he continued to trash the place with toilet paper, then somthing else caught his eye. It was a bomb! It was the kind like the ones in cartoons! He gasped in awe as he pushed the little plundger, but insted of a loud bang, it was a cottom matterial with a string, he sighed sadly knowing he was wrong about the bomb and tossed it away. Then his ninja-rubber duckies caught his eyes.

Minato tapped his foot, the bathroom was quiet.

Too quiet.

He opened the door and his jaw dropped.

"N-NAruto! What have you done?!"

Naruto looked up from his rubber duckies.

"I'm pwaying." He spoke.

Minato lightly cursed under his breath and went pale when Kushina came home, in a dire need to use the restroom.

Kushina's red hair would drag on the floor wherever she walked. Naruto liked to follow it around, when he was younger, he loved to curl up in the red massive hair when he took naps with his mommy. Kushina didn't mind at all. Her hair was so long that if Naruto wanted to roll around and play with it, it wouldn't pull on her head.

But that was when he was a baby. Now he was a three-year-old toddler. He liked to pull and tug really hard on her hair and it that did hurt.

"Mamma! I wanna' snuggle" Naruto giggled, raising his arms and Kushina obliged him, picking him up where Naruto snuggled his little head into her neck, taking a sniff of Kushina's hair. Straberries...

He sighed in content. His mother's hiar was still a comfort for him.

When Minato came home later that night, Naruto was attempting to braid Kushina's hair while the doting mother make a salad. Minato chuckled, walking over to his wife kissing her forehead. Naruto looked up and gasped in horror. As Kushina hugged his daddy tightly in a loving manner, his daddy had the nerve to sniff his mommy's hair!

That does it!

"My hair!" Naruto screamed, pulling on Kushina's red hair.

Kushina yelped and turned swiftly around.

"Dattebane!" She screamed.

"Naruto!" Minato hollered.

"Mama's hair! Mine!" He took a big grip on the hair and Kushina rolled her eyes.

"Naruto, my hair can be for Daddy too. It's mostly mine anyways."

Naruto huffed. His mommy was his wifey. Why does he have to share?! Minato sadly smiled, grabbing somthing behind his back. While Kushina and Naruto had a heated disagreement, Kushina heard a small:

Snip, snip.

She gasped and Naruto cheered.

"Here, Naruto." Minato smiled, placing three locks of red hair into a plastic bag, handing it to his son.

"Mama's hair!" He smiled, opening the bag, he could still smell his mother's scent. Now, Naruto could smell, grab and pull and loving do whatever he wanted to the hair without hurting Kushina's head and his relationship with his father. Naruto skipped to his room, chanting: "I have mama's hair"

Minato smiled, turning to his wife in which he paled.

"You...cut...my hair..." She growled.

"...Just a tiny inch." Minato replied.

The salad bowl quickly met his head, along with a frying pan.

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