Now time for the long awaited chapter 2!!!!!!MEEPS!!!0O

Chapter 2 : Writers gone bad..(Evil laugh)!

What have we learned so far?

1. The writer controls your life.

2. Piss me off and you die.

3. I'm always right.

4. Piss me off and you DIE!

5. I rule you all.

6. PISS ME OFF AND YOU DIE!!!!!!!

P.S I don't own pokemon. And the president bashing can NOT be helped.

P.S.S The democrats will rule the house AND the Presidential cabinet! GO NANCY PALLOCI!!

Wally- Hmmm, a strange old man just invited me into his house. what should I do? What should I do? Why am I asking you? You're just a reader. I know! I'll just ask the writer.

At that moment the writer was taking a nap.

Wally- How can she take a nap if she is typing this.

Because we're the writers friends! We're Kaavya and Ashley and we're taking over for now. The writer had a writing block so she took some mind stimulants and " accidentally" overdosed on them so we stole her thought book.

Wally- So what should I do?

An angel and a devil thingy appeared on Wally's shoulder.

Wally- Thanks guys! You're way smarter than the writer. Heh heh, stupid writer.

Right when Wally said that, the writer woke up from her nap.

Writer- What was that? Was that free will? That's it you, just wait 'till you get to the bad guys. BWAHAHAHA...HA!

Demon Thingy- Okay , that was weird. Any way, you should go in there and steal his stuff.

Wally- Yes. I can only imagine what I could buy with all that cash.

In his mind, Wally was swimming in a giant pool of those chocolate gold coins.

Wally- Yeeeeessss, excellent.

Devil thing: Anyway, you should go in. That way you can steal all his crap and sell it on Ebay.

Wally- Yeah that sounds great!

Angel- No, that isn't right! Stealing is wrong! That man just showed you around and this is how you repay-

Wally flicked the angel off of his shoulder. But it just reappeared.

Wally- Well, that was a complete waste of time. How long are you guys going to be on my shoulder?

D & A Thingy- Until you figure out your mental problems.

Wally- Well, that's never gonna happen. So before you leave I have a few questions.

Angel- Sure, fire away.

Wally- Where do babies come from?

D & A- Uhhhh, well, you see...

4 hours later...

Demon- And that's all you need to know about where babies come from.

Wally- But...what's the machine for?

Angel- I'll tell you when you're older.

The two figures then poofed away.

Wally- And don't come back you asshole vacuum sales man. YOU CAN TAKE THAT TURBO VAC 3000 AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR NOSE!!!

So Wally burst into the old man's house and out an AK-47 and began shooting up the place.

Wally- EAT LEAD OLD MAN!!!Wu-tang clan ain't nothin ta fuck wit!!! Wu-tang clan ain't nothin ta fuck wit!!!(Throws random gang sign)

At that moment time froze. The AK-47 then disappeared.

Writer- What did I tell you about doing things that aren't pre-approved in my pamphlet?! It says, right here, in Sec.Q,Row 5,Paragraph 20, Regulation alpha beta gamma- you no killy people.

At that moment a bolt of lightning struck the Old Man.

Writer- That's my job.

Wally- You sure like killing the characters with DBRL (Death By Random Lightning)

Writer- Yeah but that's beside the point. I saved you this time, but you're getting way to rebellious you no good little prick. I cant stop that, so I've decided to let you do as you wish and suffer the consequences.

Wally-(In a ghetto voice) Whateva,whateva, I do what I wont(want).

Writer-(In an equally ghetto voice) Whateva,whateva, I was in a drive-by shootin.

Wally-Whateva,whateva, I was a collaborator in that hijacked plane incident! Fuck Saddam and Osama it was me! And fuck George Bush, he's the white devil! He can suck my balls! And his wife-

Writer-SHUT THE HELL UP!YOU GONNA GET ME SHOT!OR MY STORY KICKED OFF! Republicans be fightin bitch!!!!REMEMBER WHAT THAT WHITE REPUBLICAN DUDE FROM ALABAMA DID TO THAT DEMACRAT FOR "CALLIN HIM A BAD NAME"!!!!!!!!!!!

Wally-So?

Writer-If my story gets kicked off, then there's no more you.

Wally-I'ma just shut up now.

Writer-Not just yet.

At that moment, Wally felt like singing the song "In the ghetto".

Wally-As the snow flies...on a cold and grey Chicago mornin a small little baby child is born in the ghetto...And his momma cried...cause if there's one thing that she don't need is another hungry mouth to feed in the ghetto.

And a hungry little boy with a runny nose plays in the street as the cold wind blows in the ghetto...

So he starts to roam the streets at night, and he learns how to steal and he learns how to fight, in the ghetto.

Then one night in desperation, the young man breaks away. He buys a gun and he steals a car and he tries to run but he don't get far...in the ghetto (in the ghetto).

As a crowd gathers round the angry young man face down in the street with a gun in his hand (in the ghetto).

And as her young man dies ...(in the ghetto).

On a cold and grey Chicago mornin...another little baby child is born... (in the ghetto)...And his momma cried...in the ghetto...

Writer-Crying That song gets me every time. That song is so sad. Anyway that's all for now.

Wally-Crying That song is so sad!!!

After Wally got over it, he looked around and:

Around the house Wally found-

a potion

a repel and

a berry.

Wally- Score!

So Wally left to go to Mr. Pokamon's house when: Wild pidgey attacked! For some reason the pidgey attacked while he was in a town. And for another reason he felt like turning his hat backwards like some nerd in a black t-shirt, blue jeans rolled up like a fag, and a blue and white jacket that shall be left unnamed cough Ash Ketchum cough. And saying "Pikachu I choose you!"Which he did except he said Charmander instead of Pikachu. Pidgey used Wing attack!

Wally- WHAT THE HELL!PIDGEY DOESNT LEARN THAT MOVE UNTIL LEVEL 25!OH NO,I DONT HAVE ANY POKE BALLS EITHER!THAT STUPID AID!THEY'RE PROBOBLY LAID OUT FLAT HIGH ON THE FLOOR OF THAT DAMNED LAB!!!!

Back at the lab

Aid-(High laid out flat on the floor) Hey dude, I totally forgot to give that kid some pokeballs.

Prof. Elm- Just forget it. He'll be back.(Zoom in on face)They all come back.

BUM BUUUUUUM!!!!!!!

Back to Wally.

Wally-I bet they're waiting for me to get back.

Writer-(Thinking) You have no idea!

Wally-Oh well, since I don't have any pokeballs, I'll have to use the next best thing.

Wally ate the pidgey.

Wall-Hmmm, tastes like a mixture of rabies and Avian flu. Yet strangly something else?

The pidgey then burst from Wally's stomach.

Wally- Ah, spoot monkeys.

The Pidgey then died from Avian flu. Charmander gained 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 EXP.points! Charmander grew to LV. 123456789101112131415161718192021222324252627282930313233343536373839404242444454647484950!Charmander evolved into Charizard!

Wally-Well that was messed up.I told you that Gameshark would fuck any pokemon gameup.You owe me 200 Bucks!

Writer-Okay just let me get my-(runs away)

Wally-Damn. She always does that...

Pidgey- HELLZ YEA!!!

Wally- Hey! I thought you were dead!

Pidgey-The Gameshark fucked up the game.

Wally- Oh.

Pidgey- Wanna have sex?

Wally- WTF?!

See you next time. Maybe then I'll have had enough sugar to get high and write a good chapter so this won't be a TOTAL crack fic. Zatch, signing off.

P.S. If BECCA REID AND/OR BRETT BENNETT ARE READING THIS...MUFFIN!NOT MOOFIN,MUFIN!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HA!