Chapter 3: Randomness Rules!

Wally- WOW! A TALKING PIDGEY! HOW AMAZING!!

Pidgey- WOW, A MORONIC HUMAN! HOW AMAZING!!

Wally-Heeeeeey! I am a human aren't I? So, pidgey, you're my slave, so go and get me a coke.

Pidgey-SLAVE!!! WHY I OUGHTTA!!!!

Wally- What ever .Just get me my damn soda!

Pidgey pooped on Wally's head.

Wally- (Choking Pidgey) Why you little-

Pidgey-(Choking)

Writer-Now, if you are wondering why I'm not interfering with this brutal murder is because...(turns crazier than usual and takes out a stack of charts)THE PIDGEY(points to a chart that shows a pidgey and a chicken) IS A BIRD JUSTLIKE A CHICKEN,AND IF LEFT ALONE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!(turns back to normal)So today, for the incredibly low price of 1.99 you can get a juicy, tender, chicken/pidgey steak. OR for 10 easy payments of 99.99,plus tax, you can get a legendary bird steak. Thank you & we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

Wally-Ooookaaaay.So, you wanna go to the poke'club?

Pidgey-Don't you have some mission to do?

Wally-There are a lot of lady Pidgeys there.

Pidgey-Well damn! Why didn't you say that in the first place?!Lets get the hell outta here!

At that moment a bolt of lightning stuck Pidgey.

Wally- You crazy bitch! We were just about to get laid!

Writer-I just saved your ass. Literally! That bar, read it's sign!

Wally - Pidgey and John's GAY Bar

Pidgey-o0…

Wally-That totally screwed up my plans for Friday night.

Wally- Holy fuck monkeys, Batman. We almost became somebody's bitch! Thanks Writer!

Pidgey-HEY YOU FUCKING MORON, GET ME TO THE GODDAMN POKEMONCENTER!

Wally-Oh, I almost forgot about you.

So, Wally ran to Mr.Pokemon's house.

Mr. Pokemon-YEAH BITCH!I KNOW YOU LIKE THAT.OH YEAH!UP YOUR ASS BITCH!!!

Wally-...Should I...come back at another time...HOW DID YOU GET YOUR PENIS STUCK IN A DITTO?!

Mr. Pokemon-Well you see, I was trying to see if a ditto could breed with anything and-

At that moment an egg popped out of ditto.

Mr. Pokemon-YES!AFTER 2 YEARS OF FUCKING THIS DITTO FOR 5 HOURS A DAY,I HAVE FINALLY PRUDUCED A HUMAN/POKEMON HYBRID EGG!

Wally-That..was one of the most...AWSOME THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!!Hmmm, so people and pokemon CAN have sex. I don't want to be a pokemon master anymore...I'M GONNA BE A POKEMON FU-

Mr. Pokemon smacked him over the head. At that moment Prof. Oak came out of the shadows.

Prof.Oak-Yes! Now I can start my pokemon porn business on the side! Hmm... a trainer! Would you like to be in my new business?

Wally-HELLZ YEAH!

Mr. Pokemon-Why don't we ask your mom?

Wally-Damn you!!Sorry Prof. Oak, maybe some other time.

Prof. Oak-Well, I guess that means I have no other reason to be here. I got to get back to my radio show and don't have time to deal with you're crap, so here's a pokedex.

Wally received a pokedex!(Beeping music)

Prof. Oak-And with that I bid you A'dou! I got places to go, people to see and pokemon to fuck. P.S. Your pokemon is a piece of crap.

Wally- I guess I should leave now, since he insulted my pokemon like that.

Mr. Pokemon-Hey! You almost forgot Prof. Elm's "package".

Wally received weed!

Wally- Awesome!

Mr. Pokemon- Oh, take this too.

Wally received egg!

Wally-You're not gonna take care of your own child?

Mr. Pokemon-(Very high)Whatever, just don't eat my monkeys!!

Wally-Remember kids, don't do drugs or you'll end up like that guy!

Dumb-ass kid-You mean rich and famous with unbelievably rare pokemon?

Wally-No you little fucktard. His is a special case where he got rich and started using drugs and eventually he will blow all of his money on drugs and hookers. After that he will most likely end up working at McFatass. Or worse, youll end up like Whitney!

Kid-(horrified) I'll never do drugs!

So, after keeping a few kids from doing drugs, Wally headed back to Prof. Elm's house. But before he could even get off of Mr.Pokemon's doorstep his cell phone rang.

Wally-Hello, could you hurry this up? This is wasting my daytime minuets.

Voice-You have seven days.

Wally-Is this Prof. Elm?

Voice-Uhhh...no.

Wally- I do have caller id you know.

Prof. Elm-Damn you technological breakthroughs in communications technology!!!!!

Wally-...

Prof. Elm- Anyway, get over here, it's an emergency. Click,beep,beep.

Wally-Well I better hurry, it sounded very important.

Wally ran back to Cherry grove and was attacked by a red haired boy.

Red Head-You look like a weak little pussy to me. Let's battle.

Wally-Oh NO that bitch didn't Let's kill this honkey cracker ass bitch!!!!GO!!Charmander!!

Red Head-Go Chikorita!!!

CLIFF HANGER!!!!!!C U N ch.4!!!