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Chapter 9: Innocence/Trouble/Yaoi

Sasuke was mad. Naruto couldn't figure out why though. Today was his play-day with Sasuke and all sasuke did was scowl at Naruto. He wouldn't play with him, more or less look at him. Naruto cried, tears rolling down his cheeks.

"S-Sasu? Why won't you play with me?" He asked, sadly.

Sasuke was furious, but most of all jealous. He turned around, swiftly to Naruto, slightly startling Naruto.

"Why do you kiss Hina'ta, but not me!?" He nearly screamed. NAruto was his best-friend after all, why does Naruto give all his kisses away to Kushina, (and of all the nerve) Sakura and now Hinata! He had known Naruto since he could remember and Naruto has not once given him a kiss.

Naruto smiled. "Oh? Is that all you wanted?"

Sasuke blushed, his cheeks puffing. Naruto leaned in, closing his eyes.

Sasuke bit his lip, kissing Naruto's lips.

Mikoto and Kushina were talking when Kushina just happened to look out the window and she screamed,"NOT ANOTHER ONE!" darting for the backyard to snatch away her innocent, precious angel-chan. First Sakura, then Hinata, now this Uchiha boy?! No way were these brats taking away her child!

If Naruto knew when to run, it was now. His Daddy just caught him writing on the walls with a Sharpie and Minato did not look happy. At first Minato didn't mean to yell at Naruto, it just sort of happened but he was having a bad day, with meetings after meetings with stupid councilmen who wouldn't listen to him and now to come home to your son drawing on the walls was the last straw.

"Naruto, get over here, now!" Minato screamed, running after Naruto.

Minato was never the one to have a temper, usually that was Kushina but at the moment he was so angry, tired and frustrated that Naruto just happened to be in the middle of things.

Naruto thought he lost his father for a moment, but in a yellow-flash Minato was at Naruto's side, pulling Naruto by the ear to Naruto's Naughty corner in the living room.

"Why were your drawing on the walls?!" Minato boomed.

Naruto's bottom lip quivered, slightly out of fear.

"ANSWER ME!" Minato screamed.

Naruto couldn't answer, insted he let out a wail of tears. He knew what he did was wrong, but his daddy screaming at him frightened him and he didn't realize he was shaking, but Minato did and in a split second his head cleared and guilt washed over his heart.

"Oh...Naruto." He spoke softly, getting on one knee, cupping his son's teary face.

"Oh, Naru-chan. I'm so sorry." Minato nearly cried. He knew today was going to be a bad day when he woke up late, but he didn't think it would be this bad. Now his son was crying, for somthing he did. Naruto sniffed, hugging his daddy back.

"I' sworry...Daddy...I sworry." He sobbed, then hiccupped.

Minato gently smiled. "Let's clean up the mess you made, Naruto. No dessert tonight for you though."

Naruto nodded. He had to admitt, that was better than being screamed at. "Yes, Daddy."

Minato smiled, wiping a few tears away, ticking Naruto's shin and cheeks, glad to see a giggling little boy once more.

It was one of the most horrific questions they thought they would never have to answer. They had rehearsed on what to say when Naruto asked: "Where do babies come from?" They even had an answer for: "Where did meet Daddy, Mommy?" Even the frequently asked question: "When will I go to school?" Question was rehearsed and ready to be answered.

But where the hell did this come from?!

"Mommy, Daddy, What's Yaoi?"

This stunned both parents.

"Well...uh...Yaoi is uh..." Minato strugged. Where was Kakashi so he could beat the shit out of him for letting Naruto peek into his bloody orange book?!

"Well, sweeties...yaoi is...well uh..." Where's Jiraiya so she can beat him to a bloody pulp for teaching her innocent little boy the horrors of bedroom activities?!

"Icha Icha Yaoi Paradice, A Boy's fantacy!" Naruto replied.

Kushina and Minato paled.

It was like that for five minutes before Kushina felt a little light bulb blink above her head.

"Who wants cookies!" She smiled.

"I DO, I DO!" Naruto Smiled, running into the kitchen Minato followed him wanting a cookie too, but Kushina grabbed him by the collar.

"Aw...I want a cookie." Minato mumbled.

"Minato...where are those perverts?!" Kushina growled.

AT THE RAMEN SHOP

Kakashi and Jiraiya shuttered, both looking at one another before running out of town, leaving Ayame puzzled. Kakashi and Jiraiya knew they had to leave, somthing told them to leave town and don't come back for a few months.

SOOOOOOOO ADORABLE!

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