Diamond sooned joined Opal, quite glum because she couldn't take her makeup. But as soon as she saw Jeff, she made a face that showed disgust and love. "What the FRICK!?" she exclaimed, dropping her bag. Her mouth was ajar with horror.

Opal slammed the door.

Jeff was extremely confused at first, but soon stuck his knife through the door. His knife was clean-ish, that was an extremely bad thing. He hadn't murdered anyone for hours, and it seemed these two would be quite the workout for him. He could picture the blood everywhere, the screams, the fun! He repeatedly stabbed the door until finally he kicked it down himself.

Opal had already gone through the back with her sister. Running... Like a certain memory.

Jeff smiled, but it wasn't like he wasn't already. He was right, quite the workout. He started running! Running like in all those fun, happy movies, except, he was after his next victims!

Diamond tightly held Opal's hand. Her heart was pounding, so she started spouting random nonsense. "Was that who I think it was, it couldn't be, that'd be impossible, when I was little I thought he was completely scary, but now I realize he's scary and extremely hot!" Diamond spouted.

Opal stopped... "Wait, what?" She asked her sister confused.

Diamond started running. "He's after us, idiot!" she continued.

Jeff threw his knife at the two, making sure to purposely miss. He was getting closer and closer, though he hated the ones that ran, this was joyful!

Diamond halted in fear as the knife flew inches away from her and her sister's head and hit a tree. She couldn't move, it was too frightful.

Jeff stroked Opal's hair creepily. "Go to sleep..." he muttered, slowly pulling his knife out of the tree.

Opal quickly reached for her own knife and swung it at Jeff. Scared ass hell, but tried to show her sister that everything was alright. She was going to kill this basterd even if it costed a babies life...

Jeff dodged Opal's attempt to cut him. He also hated the ones that didn't die quickly... He pushed the knife right to Opal's throat, but didn't puncture any skin. "I said, go to sleep." he repeated louder, forcefully walking her to have her back against the poor tree he poked a serious hole into...

Diamond sat by the tree and watched. "Go Jeff- I mean, Opal!" she cheered.

Opal wanted to stall as much time as possible to save time. "S-So, do you... rape your vicims before killing them?"

Jeff was confused again, but didn't let it get to him. He raised his knife above his head to stab Opal right in the top of her head.

Diamond pushed Jeff's legs. "I didn't give you permission to kill her!" Diamond ordered.

"Son of a-" Jeff was about to curse but was too busy trying to stand up after falling.

Opal grabbed Jeff's knife before he could try to kill her again.

Jeff groaned. None of his victims have ever been this annoying! He felt around for his knife, even touched Diamond's foot in order to have it. His knife, he couldn't possibly kill anyone without his knife! And if he couldn't kill- just thinking about it scared him. He quickly looked to Opal, and stood up instantly and forefully grabbed the hand that held his precious knife.

Diamond took her phone from her pocket, which she hid from her sister, and took a picture of that moment. She tweeted it and said, "LOL! My sister's gonna get raped. #Where'sThePoPoWhenYouNeedThem", but there was sadly no internet connection. "Damn..." she muttered.

"NOOO!" Opal thought of the perfect thing to do! She kneed him in his no-no areas (WHere a man should never be hit)...

Jeff saw his life flash before his lidless eyes. It took a moment for him to fall with his manhood in hand. "SON OF A B-"

"Language!" Diamond covered her ears.

"WHY THE F-"

"Fudge!" Diamond interrupted.

"DOES IT HURT SO FU-"

"Fudging!" Diamond replaced with a sigh.

"MUCH!?"

"It's where a man should never be hit!" Opal said, still clinging to the knife as if it were her last hope for life. "And could you please call the cops?!" Opal yelled at her sister.

Diamond took a picture of Jeff and tweeted, "LOLOLOLOL! He freakin' deserved it. #UglySonOfA-", "What was that, sis?" she asked.

Jeff squirmed around in pain. It burned, then it hurt, then it just burned again! It burned just like he did with one of his victims! But the image didn't even help him through all the agonizing PAIN!

"What d-do we do with him?" Opal wondered. "Kill him for all of the people he's killed? I like that idea..."

"Rape him, obviously..." Was Diamond's default answer. She was too busy on her phone to care...

"WHAT!?" Jeff asked immediately.

"But that'd be a little more enjoyable on his part, wouldn't it?" Diamond questioned with a concerned face, trying to figure out another one. "Cut it off, I suggest."

Jeff was almost in enough pain as it was...

"And put rocks up his a-hole!" Opal recommended.

"And stick some twigs up there, too!" Diamond smiled.

Jeff could only resort to this one option. He had to tug at Diamond's skirt to try and get Opal's attention away from his knife, which he badly needed in his hands rather than his other parts... So, he did just that.

Diamond first felt the tugs, but as they grew harder and harder, she looked down from her phone at the PERVERT TRYING TO GET A SNEAK-PEEK AT HER PUPPY PANTIES! She gasped before screaming the loudest squeal she could manage.

Opal dropped the knife and ran to her sister to kick Jeff in the stomach as hard a she could. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! I know you kill people and all... But I didn't expect this!"

Jeff rolled away, and it hurt like hell... Though, while Opal was giving her whole speech, he went Catepillar-Mode and crawled over to his knife. He grabbed it quickly and hugged it passionately.

Diamond kicked Jeff in the stomach very hard. "PERVERT!" she screamed while at it.

Jeff was kicked over and hit a tree like a rock. Well, at least he'd die with his precious knife... Wait, HE WAS SUPPOSE TO BE DOIGNG THE KILLING HERE! This was an embarrasment to his killing history! He stood up swiftly. Like light, he ran up to Diamond and put the knife to her throat, piercing it lightly. "I'm gonna kill you for sure, now." he swore.

Diamond felt a trickle of blood leave her throat immediately. "Edward Cullen rapes babies..." she quickly muttered.

Jeff stared. "What?"

Opal stared. "What?"

"He pairs up with Jacob and bustS into Adoption Centers, stuffs a bunch of babies into a trash bag, and runs away with them. He rapex them with Jacob soon after..." Diamond explained like it was math.

Jeff... Jeff decided not to kill this one... It'd probably turn his knife into a retard or something... He slowly turned away from Diamond to hold his knife to Opal's neck.

Opal panicked. What did dad teach her to do when someone held a knife to her neck... OH YEAH! Opal instantly poked his two eyes with two of her fingers.

Jeff covered his eyes and fell to the ground for the third time. He squirmed around again, kicking his legs everywhere, and yelling/cursing again. "SON OF A COCK! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!"

Diamond turned to face the camera (AKA, Breaking the 4th wall/Breaking the wall between the audience and the show). "A cock is a male chicken, kids. And by "fuck", he's going to "reproduce" with my sister. Don't worry!" she pointed out. "So," Diamond fell to the ground, covered her eyes, and squirmed around. "SON OF A MALE CHICKEN! I'M GOING TO REPRODUCE THE HELL OUT OF YOU!"

"You've said that a million times, yet we aren't dead... I'm going back home." Opal sighed, and started to walk away.

Jeff stood up quickly, while grasping his knife again, and pointed at Opal. "Hey, this isn't fucking done yet!"

"ACK! MY MANLY-HOOD HURTS LIKE HELL! NOT TO MENTION MY STOMACH! AND, URGH, MY EYES!" Diamond added. "MY BEAUTIFULLY BEAUTIFUL EYES!"

"Diamond, come on, we're done here." Opal said, completely ignoring Jeff...

Diamond got up. "Okay!" she said, skipping away with her sister. "Bye, Jeff!" she waved.

Jeff stared. Wait, WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?! You know what, it was over. Those two weren't worth killing. Besides, he actually thought they were worth... being friendly towards? Nah, he'd kill them later. Right now, he needed to confront Slenderman and tell him all about those two retards and what they did to him!