Opal went to bed that day without a scare in the world... But still had that same memory dream.
Diamond went to bed that day and had a dream about bunnies and rabbits and ponies and kitties and whatever else easy-going, cutesy girls dream about!
Opal woke up feeling like she were going to swear the next day. But... She had slept since afternoon... "Was I up that late last night... What a dream..."
Diamond was already up. She was sweating and shivering like she was in the Atlantic.
"Dia, what's up?" Opal asked her sister.
"The Pervert was watching us while we slept! I had to wake up to go pee, and I saw him! But that wasn't what scared me, it was that he probably raped me while at it!" Diamond turned from scared to angered. "I'll kill him!"
"Who's he?" Opal slightly tilted her head.
Diamond stared at Opal. "Did you hit your head? Don't you remember yesterday in the woods?" Diamond asked.
Opal started to shiver uncontrolably, her mouth wide open. "T-That wasn't a d-dream?"
"Hells no!" Diamond frowned. "He tried to look at my Puppy Panties, I know it!" she convinced herself. "Anyway, I couldn't pee all night because he was watching. Then, once the sun came up, he left! I really need to pee!" Diamond threw the covers off her and ran to the bathroom before she peed herself all over.
Opal randomly burst into tears. "I WAS SO SCARED! HE TRIED TO KILL ME! AND HE PUT A KNIFE TO MY THROAT! AND-AND-AND!"
Jeff, who was watching, felt a little bad, but then he remembered she kneed him in the balls!
Diamond peeked in the room, instantly forgetting to pee. "I know you were, I wasn't. You gotta admit," Diamond ran to the bathroom. "He was kind of hot!"
Opal stopped crying... Not only because her sister thought a killer was hot, but also becuase someone was watching... Hopefully, Jeff had not seen her cry... She instantly wiped her tears and fixed her face.
Diamond came back. "I barely got any sleep but I'm refreshed as hell. C'mon, you wanna go to the woods to visit a friend?" she asked.
Friend? FRIEND? Okay, he needed to kill them, and quick. Before things got... weird...
Opal stared at Diamond in shock. "Friend? Ha! Plus...I don't ever wanna see it again!" Opal pulled the covers over her face and put her head on the pillow. "I HA HE" Her voice was muffled.
Well that was rude, Jeff was right there you know!
Diamond blinked. "Why?" she asked.
Opal instantly put up her head. "HE TRIED TO KILL US, MAY I REMIND YOU?" Opal yelled. Then remembered... He was here. "Where the hell is he?"
Diamond strugged, ignoring Opal when she asked the question. "May I remind you he didn't?" she asked softly.
That's right. He didn't kill them... Oh God, was he becoming a soft-y nice person?!
"I don't care, he kills. I'm a normal person. He kills normal people. Kinda like the bunny and wolf... But never mind. WHERE IS HE?!" Opal NEEDED to know this
information!
Diamond turned around cutely, hands behind back and head tilted just enough over her shoulder for her to glance at her sister.
"Maybe he's becoming a normal person himself."
Enough said! Jeff jumped up from the behind dresser and jumped out the open window. But not before screaming, "I'M NOT BECOMING NICE!"
Opal litterally fell out of her bed out of shock, but she got back on. "Thank god..." Opal sighed, but realized she was being too calm about this. "WAIT! WHY DIDN'T HE KILL US WHILE WE WERE SLEEPING?!"
"Maybe he enjoys our presence!" Diamond called. She was already walking away, downstairs to go eat something.
"How long has he been watching us? What did he do to us while we slept? What did he DO while we slept? I hope I still have my virginity..." Opal stayed in bed. She was going to think about when she was thinking when she thought going into the woods was a good idea. Then, she realized, she needed to change. She slept in her clothes, and not pajamas.
Diamond was cooking something. It smelt awful, looked awful, and most definitely was awful. She called it, "The Hard Rock Of The Diamond!" As soon as the blob of goo glob cooled, it was hard as diamond...
Opal rolled out of bed and onto the floor. She crawled to her dresser to get clothes. Once she got them, she started undressing. I mean, it was the normal thing to do.
Jeff decided to crawl back up their window. Watching them live their miserable lives made him want to end it even more. So, he almost fell once he saw Opal.
Diamond was outside, waiting for her gloob to cool. Once she saw what Jeff was doing, she took a picture with her phone and tweeted, "LOLOLOL! I CAUGHT THE PERVERT! I should have let him rape my sister... #DiamondThePervertCatcher GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!"
Opal stared at Jeff for a few seconds. "Wh-what the HELL?! GET OUT OF HERE?!" Opal started to throw random things at Jeff. Trash bin, hair dryer, everything she could grab. She even threw one of Diamond's blue Puppy Panties!
Jeff dodged the trash bin, almost got hit with the hair dryer, but fell because of the Puppy Panties.
Diamond took a picture of Jeff falling, but dropped her phone when she saw what caused the fall. "BRBKJFBSDJFKNSDKJFSKFB, PUPPY PANTIES!" she grabbed the clothing and instantly ran into the kitchen, boiling it in 500 degree tempature water. Her amazing Puppy Panties were defiled, and needed to be cleansed.
"GOOOO AWAY!" Opal yelled finally hitting him with a shoe.
Jeff thought she threw a TV at him! The speed rate that shoe was going when she threw it at him... blacked him out.
~ After A Few Minutes ~
Jeff found himself awaking to... crying. And he was being fed rocks! And they tasted oh-so-horrible! He spat one out and at the person who was feeding him.
Diamond didn't seem to care. She had greedy stars in her eyes, and was feeding her victim his fair share of The Hard Rock Of The Diamond!
Opal was too busy crying her eyes out upstairs to notice.
Jeff sat up and stopped the process of him being... fed... He worked hard to earn the name Jeff The Killer, and now he'd rather be named Jeff once A Killer But Now A Soft-Y Soft Person Who Can't Kill Two Retards Though Killed Thousands Of Oher People Just Like Them!
Diamond threw a tiny piece of The Hard Rock Of The Diamond at Jeff. He violated her Puppy Panties! He practically violated her!
Opal walked downstairs lifeless. "I'm going to go ou- What the hell is he doing here? Aren't you suppose to be out killi..." Opal had just thought of something. "D-does Sl-Sle." Opal gulped, "D-Does Sl-SlenderM-Man E-Exsist?"
Jeff stared at Opal. "What, are you afraid of him?"
"N-NO!" Opal shouted. "I'm not afraid of anything. Just tell me!"
"Oh yeah, my sister's totally afraid of Slenderman! Oh, God, the name just brings her to tears!" Diamond groaned. "So freakin' annoying!"
"Oh really?" Jeff asked. "Well, let me tell you, he does. He even visited the woods behind your house once."
Opal instantly clinged to her sister. "Nice joke!" Opal was getting scared, even though there was still a bit of afternoon left!
Diamond glanced at Jeff, then her sister, then Jeff, then her sister, then Jeff, then got her hotshot look on. "Yeah, I'ma go check on my panties now! You two, take your sweet time." she said, quickly leaving.
Jeff stared. "The hell's she talking about?" he asked.
"YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!" Diamond called.
"Don't leave me!" Opal scratched the door like a cat. "Help me! Save me from, Slenderman!"
Jeff bent over over Opal. "So your afraid of Ol' Slendy, huh?" he asked.
"NO!" Opal whined. "I'm not scared of anything!"
"Right, right." Jeff nodded sarcastically. "It totally shows."
Diamond had her ear against the door. "Have the sexy times already!" she murmured.
"I'M NOT SCARED!" Opal started to cry.
Seeing Opal cry, made Jeff, want to, kill her even more... "Yeah, I'm going to leave n-" he just realized something... Where was his knife! He checked his pocket, then on the couch, then almost everywhere.
Diamond blinked. "A-Are they having it?" she asked herself.
Opal yelled, "I'VE HAD ENOUGH!" She was still crying, but all the crap that has happened to her made her want to yell like hell...
Jeff looked under the couch. How the hell did it get there? He reached for it, but even stretched out to the fullest it still couldn't grasp his poor, precious knife. "Just a little harder!" he murmured quite loudly.
Diamond's bunny ears for her hoodie stood on edge. Her mouth opened slightly. "Just a little harder, I've had enough, crying, straining!" she whispered to herself. She busted into the room drunk-style and started to take off her hoddie. "NAKED PARTY!" she screamed.
Opal stared at her sister. "Wh-What?"
Jeff finally grabbed his knife. "Got it!" he exclaimed. Then looked at Diamond. "The fu-"
"Why aren't you guys naked...?" Diamond asked like it was awkward to have your clothes on at the moment.
"Why WOULD we be naked?" Opal questioned, her eyes wide.
Diamond took a picture of the two slowly.
Jeff waited for a moment to try and figure out what just happened. It didn't work. "I'm... just going to go..." he said, standing up and walking to the window.
Diamond handed Jeff a piece of her delicious The Hard Rock Of The Diamond. "Here, you can have this."
Jeff threw it behind him and left. "Nah." he called.
"Why that little..." Diamond muttered.
Opal looked at the clock. It was already getting late?! B-BUT! IT! BUT! "B-But... I-I... It!" It was like she was talking to the clock...
"I'm going to bed. The Hard Rock Of The Diamond really gets people tired..." Diamond yawned. "Let's hope the creep doesn't watch us tonight... Or... do you want to be watched?" Diamond winked repeatedly at her sister. "Maybe something more than watching."
"I'm sleeping with you tonight, right?!" Opal asked instantly, as if they didn't sleep together every night...
"Why wouldn't we be?" Diamond poked her head into the room after almost leaving it.
Opal quickly walked with her sister to their room.
Jeff made sure not to go in through the window. He just waited outside their window, listening.
Diamond changed her clothes into her pajamas, making sure to close the freakin' curtains. "Inuyasha..." she muttered after changing into her kitty pajamas! She slipped herself into bed and immediately fell asleep. She didn't get any sleep whatsoever.
Opal was already in her Pajamas. She has been since the incident... Opal just got in bed. She didn't get a wink of sleep.
"Go to sleep..." Jeff muttered. He was in their room again, watching them as usual.
"Slenderman wont get me?" Opal was to sleepy to realize he was even there... She just heard his voice.
"For God's sake, just go to sleep." Jeff replied.
"Shut up..." Diamond turned in her sleep.
"Ok..." Opal said, closing her eyes, and instantly fell asleep. Then jolted awake. "Can't sleep... Jeff'll get me..."
"I want to, trust me..." Jeff muttered.
"CAN YOU TWO MAKE LESS NOISE WHILE BABY-MAKING?!" Diamond sat up quickly.
"Shut up..." Opal said turning to her side to sleep. Though, she was still awake.
Diamond went back laying down, about to fall asleep to continue her dream about cute puppies!
"Ugh, I'm leaving." Jeff complained.
"That's what you said last time, but look where you are." Diamond informed.
"Shut up!"
Opal got up, out of bed, and went downstairs to watch some midnight t.v.
Diamond watched. She watched as Jeff decided to go watch Opal. She watched while he watched while Opal watched... some TV. This was going to make great fanfiction!
As soon as the first show finished, Opal went to get something to eat. Like a Poptart.
Jeff was on the couch, just watching some TV.
Opal sat next to him, not noticing him after a few minutes. "Why are you watching me?" She asked, her eyes still glued onto the TV.
"Why would I not?" he asked right back.
"Well, at least one thing hasn't changed." Opal shrugged.
Diamond watched intensely. "C'mon," she thought. "Use the 'ol Yawn And Put My Arm Around You When Really I Just Want To Have Sexual Intercourse With You trick!" Diamond urged.
Jeff stayed quiet for a while, then he started stroking his... his... his... his knife's blade.
"What do you want?" Opal wondered.
"Yeah, what the hell do you want?" Diamond asked quietly.
"I know you're there." Jeff glared at Diamond.
"Don't know what you're talking about!" Diamond called.
"Whatever..." Opal got up, and went to go sleep. It was 6 in the morning, and she had to get SOME sleep! The sun was coming up, so she was safe from Slendy.
Jeff left. He didn't like it when the sun came up. It hurt his eyes because he couldn't blink, so it stung. "See ya." he said his goodbyes.
Before Opal went to sleep, Diamond nudged her like crazy. "Almost killing you, to watching you, to freakin' saying 'see ya'! This relationship has esclated quickly,
don't you think? So, don't you think it's time for some," Dimaond repetively winked.
Opal was fast asleep.
Diamond frowned. She took a picture and went to sleep herself.