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Chapter 14: Jiji/Bad-words/Konohamaru

Out of all the old people in Konoha, Hiruzen "Jiji" was Naruto's favriote old person. He was the only guy Naruto knew that could fall asleep from talking.

"And then. . . Uh. . .zzzzz"

"Jiji."

Hiruzen kept sleeping. Naruto sitting still on his lap waiting for Jiji to finish the story.

"Jiji!" A little louder.

Snore.

"JIJIIIII!"

"Wha-what!" Hiruzen shot up from his slunber, baffled seeing Naruto, wide blue eyes and impatient.

"Fwin'ish the story-Jiji!" Naruto smiled, hopping up and down on the gentleman's lap. Hiruzen thought for a moment, then he realized that he had forgotten the part of the story (and "which" story he was telling for that matter) that when he continued to think it over, he began to fall back asleep.

Naruto raised an eyebrow.

"Jiji?" He asked.

Snore, snore.

"Jiji-stowy! The Stowy!"

Hiruzen couldn't hear the boy and just as soon as Minato returned from collecting something he smirked at Naruto trying to wake the old man.

"Naruto! Wash up for supper!" A woman called from the kitchen, Naruto didn't hear her while he played with his toys in the living room.

"Jus' a sec Mammy!" He called, as he continued to play with his plush Pikachu and Goku action figure.

"Naruto! Put away your toys and wash up for supper!" The voice demanded again.

That irritated Naruto

"No!" He argued.

"You do so as you're told right now, young man!"

"You B_"

The house was silent.

"What was that word?!" A scream came from the kitchen and Uzumaki Kushina appeared in a flat second infront of Naruto, who shook and thrembled with fear.

"You've got three seconds to expain that, young man!" She spoke deathly quiet.

"Uh.. uh." Naruto had no idea what the word meant. He had overheard Pervy-sage and Kakashi-kun scream it over a game of Pickle Poker* one night. Minato and Kushina had gone on a date, leaving Kakashi and Jiraiya to watch Naruto, well, in the middle of the night, Naruto had gotten up for a glass of water and couldn't help but see the two men gambleing, smoking and cursing. Well, one word stuck in Naruto's head and he had just happened to call his mother that word.

"What . . .did you call me, Nar-r-u-t-o-o" His mother slured.

"N-nothing!" Naruto lied.

"Don't baffle towards me! What name did you just call me and where did you lean that?!"

Naruto sighed, knowing he was defeated. Although what he found strange was when he mentioned the names: Pervy-sage and Kakashi-kun. His mother continued treating him like an angel even after she stormed out of the house. Of course he had no idea that Kushina thought her sweet- Angel-chan-was brainwashed by two perverts.

Poor Kakashi and Jiraiya. They've been calling for help for hourse but still they were hanging from the trees by their feet.

Naruto liked Konohamaru.

When Naruto first saw the tyke, Konohamaru was wrapped in a blanket sleeping. Naruto had only been four, but he was curious. He wondered why there was a baby sleeping in his crib. The adults told him to play extra quiet today, and Naruto was not allowed into the room for a short while.

Naruto was only curious as he gently opened the door and stuck his head in. He saw the baby breathe and and soundly sleep. He had to get a better look.

Imagine his amazement when he saw the baby turn over, letting his little hand stick out. Naruto had never seen such a tiny hand. He let his index finger stick out and the baby clutched onto it.

Naruto smiled.

"Let's be friends. . .Konohamaru." He whispered.

SOOOOOOOO ADORABLE!

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*Pickle poker = Japanese Poker

-The Un-Wanted Angel.