~ A few minutes later ~
Opal changed into pjs and went to bed. This time... She had a VERY VERY VERY weird dream, and she woke up sweating, panting, and red.
Diamond changed into her Puppy Pajamas and went to bed as well. She had a dream of destroying everything! Breaking vases, tipping over tables, and kicking random shit!
Opal quickly got up and went to go get water to wash a disgusing taste out of her mouth...
Diamond busted into the bathroom, she was energized, as always. "Guess what I had a dream about!" she sweetly requested.
"Guess what I had a dream about!" Opal said a the same time, sounding horrified.
"Fine, hmm... Jeff the Killer killing us?" Diamond asked.
"Worse..." Opal looked down in complete embrassment.
"Jeff the Killer... I don't get it, what?" she asked, giving up.
"When a man and woman really love each other..." Opal gave a hint.
Diamond looked in horror. "OH DEAR GOD, GET AWAY FROM ME!" she screamed, covering her ears and running in constant circles before bumping into a wall.
"J-Just hope he never heard this..." Opal sighed, splashing her face with water.
"Yeah..." Diamond agreed, while shaking her head. All of a sudden, elbows on sink, hands holding her head, Diamond was instantly all ears and eyes on Opal. "Tell me!"
she demanded.
"NO! THATS EMBRASSING!" Opal ran back into the room and going on the bed.
"What's embarrasing?" Jeff asked, watching...
Diamond was brushing her teeth. "GTFO!" then she turned to the camera. "Get The Fuck Out, kids." she winked.
Jeff glared at Diamond. "I've always wanted to kill you..."
Diamond spread her arms intimidatingly. "COME AT ME, BRO!" she encouraged.
Opal looked at Jeff and covered her face with a pillow.
Diamond sat near Opal. "Come on, tell us, Opal!" she blinked.
"I think I'll keep it to myself!" Opal said.
"Fine, whatever." Jeff rolled his eyes.
"No, no 'fine, whatever'!" Diamond whined. "I WANNA KNOW!" she pouted, throwing a whole fit.
Opal sighed. "First Jeff pulled Diamond down onto the couch and kissed her wildly. Diamond struggled but like it, so she didn't struggle much." Opal began, only to drive the annoying Diamond away.
"SICK, SICK, SICK, DIGUSTING PIG!" Diamond ran out of the room like a person who had just seen a ghost.
Opal smirked. "Much better."
She ran right back in. "So what else happened?" she asked.
Opal face palmed, "You got pregnat with his baby only to find out that he left you for a model."
"MOTHERFU-" Diamond began, but it was traced off when she ran outside and in circles around a tree.
Opal glared at Jeff. "Questionable, yes. Don't ask."
Jeff was about to ask, but the Annoying Diamond came right back in.
"I've decided that you are telling me lies, bish!" Diamond pointed. She looked at the camera. "A bish is the kid word for bitch, which means female dog, kids!"
"Who in the hell do you talk to when you do that?" Jeff asked.
"Absolutely no one..." Diamond answered.
Opal shook her head at her crazy sister... Then remembered something, "Jeff!"
Jeff was boredly stareing at the wall, then looked at Opal over his shoulder. "What?"
"Fangirl moment..." Diamond noted to herself.
"Question one: Why do I have dreams about you?" Opal was on her back.
"How am I suppose to kno-" Jeff was about to ask when.
"You think about him in most of your average, 24 hour day. So, your mind takes that information and makes dreams about it. That's my theory, anyway." Diamond annswered, though the question was not made for her...
Jeff's pale cheeks became a bit rosy red. But he couldn't let it get to him!
"You're turning red?" Opal tilted her head, "Are you OK?"
"Totally fine!" Jeff answered.
"YOU'RE BLUSHING! FANGIRL MOMENT!" Diamond screamed and accusingly pointed at Jeff.
"Anyway... Question 2: You do know you tried to kill us before, right?" Opal asked.
"Yeah, what makes you think I forgot?" Jeff sighed, his cheeks returning to the abnormally white color they were.
"I kinda want an apology..." Opal gave Jeff a glare of daggers.
"YEAH!" Diamond pouted.
Jeff awkwardly looked at Opal. "Nuh-Uh. I'm not the type to go around apologizing to anyone. Even if that person's a chick." he rejected.
"FANGIRL MOMENT!" Diamond squealed. "Kids, a chick is a baby chicken by the way. He's calling us cute." she whispered the last part at the camera.
"I'll get it out of you somehow..." Opal murmured, then went back to asking questions, "Question 3: What did you do last night?"
"Uh..." Jeff did NOT want to admit he watched them sleep!
"HE WATCHED US SLEEP!" Diamond answered.
"..." Opal shook her head. "Onto the next Question. Question 4: Do zombies exist?"
"You afraid of zombies too?" Jeff asked.
"No!" Opal scooted closer to Diamond.
"Yup, they're real alright, and their coming to make an apocaplyse this year." Jeff lied.
Diamond burst out crying. "F-F-F-F-FANGIRL M-MOMENTO!" Diamond exclaimed in a Spanish accent.
Opal fainted right there and then...
Diamond stared.
Jeff stared.
"She's sleeping beauty, kiss her to wake her up." Diamond ordered.
"What- hells no!" Jeff denied.
"Then I'll violate the living hell out of her." Diamond threatened. She needed her daily dose of porn... plus this was a perfect fangirl momento.
"Like you'd really do that." Jeff said.
"Oh I'll do it alright." Diamond nodded. She pat Opal's chest. "WATCH THEM JIGGLE!" she demanded.
Jeff covered his eyes, since he coudln't really close them... "What the hell!?"
Diamond unbuttoned most of Opal's pajama top and threw her sister onto Jeff. "RAPE!" she screamed while moving Jeff's hand onto Opal's chest forcefully.
Opal got up instantly at this scream. She looked at her unbuttoned top. She looked at Jeff's hand. She heard her sister screaming rape. She put the puzzle peices together. Opal's eyes were wide. She kinda just froze for a moment...
He was going to die today... he just felt it... "Uh, uh,"
"It's not what it looks like! THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY!" Diamond said while unbuttoning her own pajama top. "RAPIST!"
Opal crawled away, taking a baseball bat from her closet.
"Wait, wait!" Jeff ordered while backing up.
"SMACK THAT BISH!" Diamond commanded, standing up suddenly and pointing at Jeff accusingly.
Opal raised the bat over her head, jumped and attacked him from the top.
The Wild Jeff fainted!
Diamond smiled angelically. That's what happened when you didn't listen to her. "Thanks sis, now let's dump 'im out the window." she nodded solemnly.
"HE DESERVES TO DIE!" Opal said, in a very demonic voice, raising the bat again.
Diamond stopped Opal. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, just wait a sec!" she stalled.
"What do you want?!" Opal yelled, in her still demonic voice.
"Let's not go too hard on him, he's just a boy! Plus, he didn't exactly rape you." Diamond argued.
Opal lowered her bat. "Fine..." She snarled, putting her bat away.
Jeff groaned, he was finally waking up.
"DAMN IT, SHUT UP!" Diamond shushed.
Opal crawled to the corner to cry silently...
Diamond sighed. "Sis, you gotta get over it!" she said, though it only happened a few minutes ago.
"I feel violated..." Opal cried aloud. Morning and she was already crying...
Jeff slowly awoke. "Wha... What happened?" he asked.
"YOU VIOLATED ME!" Opal pointed accusingly to Jeff still in her corner. "You may be creepy, weird, and a killer, but you're still a boy!"
"A boy?" Jeff asked. "I'm a man!"
"HA!" Diamond laughed.
"Whatever! SAME THING!" Opal yelled. "I'M MORE TRAMATIZED THAN YOU COULD EVER BE!"
"Take that back! Excuse me, but I don't see you be the cerial killer here!" Jeff yelled right back.
"I'll let you two have your fight..." Diamond crawled out the door Catepillar-Style.
"YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TOUCH ON THE BOOBS BEFORE!" Opal cried right back.
"True that!" Diamond called, going down the stairs.
"YOU'VE NEVER BEEN KICKED IN THE BALLS BEFORE!" Jeff argued.
"True that!" Diamond called, tripping and falling down the stairs.
"YOU'VE NEVER BEEN SEEN NAKED BEFORE!" Opal argued.
"True that!" Diamond called, slowly climbing the stairs.
"YOU'VE NEVER FELT LIKE YOU WERE GOING TO DIE EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE THE ONE KILLING!" Jeff pointed.
"True that!" Diamond called, falling again.
"YOU'VE NEVER HAD SEXUAL DREAMS ABOUT JEFF THE KILLER BEFORE!" Opal blurted out.
"Wha-" Jeff was about ask.
"AH!" Diamond screamed. "JEFF, JEFF, JEFF, JEFF, JEFF, JEFF, JEFF!"
"Why always me?" Jeff muttered, kicking the door down out of anger, and jumping down a full flight of stairs!
By the scream of her sister, Opal quickly ran downstairs.
"THE FRICK IS THAT! THE FRICK ARE YOU!? THE FRICK, FRICK-ITY, FRICK-FRACK!" Diamond closed her eyes and pointed at Jane the Killer.