Jane tilted her head. "So you've been hiding here all this time?" she asked Jeff, sliding her gloved finger on her knife.
Jeff twitched his eye. Jane. Jane the Freakin' Killer.
"You two seem to know each other... I'll just be going up stairs now..." Opal said, dragging her sister up the stairs...
"An EX, maybe?" Diamond asked while being dragged upstairs.
"Oh, you have victims you haven't kiled yet? I'm disappointed." Jane said while cleaning her knife.
"Why the hell are you here?" Jeff asked, skipping to the point.
"Well, I was going to kill you, but," Jane glanced at the stairs. "Seems I have two other targets."
"I wonder who she could possibly be talking about..." Opal wondered... Then realized it was her and her sister. "Oh..." She calmly walked to her room to get her knife. "I might need you once again..."
Diamond changed for this special occasion. She got dressed in her black Bunny Hoodie and black and white striped stockings. Black boots, of course. She combed her hair so one bang was covering her eye. "Emo," she smiled happily, getting the leftover The Hard Rock Of The Diamond and handed it to Jane. "Here!"
"No, Diamond!" Jeff called.
Jane stabbed her knife at the thrown rock, but it only bounced off and left her hand vibrating. "What the hell!?"
"The Hard Rock Of The Diamond!" Diamond announced happily.
Jane was a bit annoyed by this. Anything she couldn't stab made her want to stab it even more. She was about to swing her knife at Diamond but...
Jeff felt for his knife. Damn it- he left it upstairs! There was only one thing he could resort to... He sadly placed his hand on Jane's chest.
Diamond's mouth was left ajar from fangirl shock. She slowly took a picture and tweeted, "LOLOLOLOLOLOL! DIAMOND THE PERVERT CATCHER STRIKES AGAIN! #DiamondThePervert Catcher GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!"
Opal looked at Jeff's knife and grabbed it for him, knowing he was nothing without it... She walked downstairs to see... This...
"Flat as a boa-"
"THE HELL!?" Jane kicked Jeff and started beating him up in the corner of the room. She didn't even need her knife!
"So, what'cha got there?" Diamond was starting a casual conversation with Opal while Jeff was getting beat up like hell-crazy.
"H-how dare he... Going after me and then another innocent girl?" Opal sighed. "Maybe I won't give him his knife after all..."
"You know what I wanna try out?" Diamond asked, picking up Jane's knife, she snatched away Jeff's knife and acted as if they were dolls, making them "kiss". "KISS! KISS!" she ordered the knives...
Jane and Jeff both looked at Diamond at the same time. "NO!" they both screamed.
Diamond was now making the knives... what looked like Knife Sexual Intercourse. "Hm?" she asked, looking at the two.
"You know, I never did get that apology..." Opal said, taking back Jeff's knife...
Jane burst out laughing. "Apology?! YOU WERE GOING TO APOLOGIZE?!"
Jeff felt like beating Jane up! But he didn't... He was becoming... soft? NO WAY! "Never in hell." he asnwered to Opal.
Diamond was slowly makinng the knives touch each other still, making kissing noises once they were together. "Mwha! Mwha! Mwha!"
Opal squinted her eyes at Jeff. Was she going to let her friend-ish die? Probably if she didn't give him back his knife... "Decisions, decisions..."
Jane grabbed her knife from Diamond after laughing her burnt behind off. "Alright, time to kill you now." she sighed.
Diamond's eyes went wide wih Fangirl-ism. "Don't you love Jeff?" she asked.
"WHAT THE HELL KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT!?" Jeff rampaged. He grabbed his knife from Opal.
Opal looked away, "Probably." Opal said quietly. Only Diamond could hear it...
Jeff held his knife to Opal's throat. "Say that again, I dare you!" he heard her, alright. He could have NO ONE even LIKE him. It'd ruin his whole reputation.
Jane held her knife to Diamond's throat. "Say that again, I dare you!" she threatened. She freakin' hated Jeff! Why would she ask something like (BOLD)that(BOLD)!
Diamond gasped. "DON'T YOU LOVE JEFF!?" she yelled right in Jane's face.
"I said nothing! Nothing!" Opal said. She had the question completely mixed up with something else...
Jane left a slight cut on Diamond's cheek before turning around all embarrased. "Of course not! What are you, crazy?!"
"Fangirl moment..." Diamond murmured, caressing her cut cheek lightly and, with her other hand, taking a picture of Jane.
"Women, I'll never understand them..." Jeff muttered.
"C-Can you remove your knife from my throat now?" Opal asked, politely. By the way, when Diamond said, "Don't you love Jeff?" Opal thought her sister was talking to her...
Jeff took his precious knife away from Opal's throat. He would have killed her, he could have killed her, but... he didn't...
"YOU DO!" Diamond pointed at Jane.
"I do not!" Jane denied. "Your on Death List right after Jeff."
Diamond smiled at Jane. "Why do you wear a mask?" she asked.
Jane sat Diamond and Opal down. She sat on a chair in front of them. "So, one day, Jeff just happened to come to my home, a building. He was of course looking for his next victims and killed my family. I was the only one left to kill, so I decided to kill him in the process of lighting the building on fire. But-"
"I escaped and let her burn. Unfortunately, she didn't die and now she now comes after me to try and kill me. But she already failed once, so she's probably going to fail for all her attempts." Jeff interrupted.
"Oh, so the face under the mask-" Diamond pointed.
"Is extremely and severely burned." Jane nodded. Wait, she was suppose to be killing them! Oh God... was she becoming... soft? NAH! She'd kill them later. All three of them...
Opal glared at Jeff during the whole story. Not of anger, but of curiousity. "LUST! DAMN IT!" Opal yelled suddenly, running upstiars. "NOT LOVE!"
Jane stared. "She okay?" she asked.
Diamond shook her head. "Psh, no!" she said, tweeting the picture she took of the embarrased Jane. "LOLOLOLOL! Look at this random person in my house, denying the love for another random person in my house. #DONTDENYITBISH!"
"Is she in any... danger?" Jeff asked. No, he realized he was way to concerned. He needed to play it cool, so he looked away like he didn't care at all anymore.
"DO I LOOK LIKE I FRICKIN' KNOW?! GO CHECK UP ON HER YOURSELF!" Diamond yelled. She was in the middle of playing Flappy Bird (Which she liked to call "Fappy Bird"), and it was frustrating as hell.
Jeff was so very surprised for the reply caught him off guard, and also made him stumble and fall on himself.
Jane pointed and laughed. "Dumbass!" she pointed.
"A very slow or dumb person." Diamond told the camera while playing another one of her Rage-Quit games.
"Bitch..." Jeff replied.
"A female dog." Diamond twitched her eye.
"A-Hole." Jane smiled.
"Ass-Hole, also known as butthole." Diamond grit her teeth.
"Cu-" Jeff was about to say.
"WOULD YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS SHUT THE FRICK UP!?" Diamond screeched, throwing her phone to the floor after losing a level to Candy Crush.
"We're not lovebirds!" Jeff and Jane said at the exact same time.
"Ri-i-ight." Diamond said, taking a picture of them both staring at her angrily, and, of course, taking her phone. "Oh, Jeff," Diamond taunted, mimicking a failed voice of Jane. "Oh, Jane." Diamond mimicked a horrible voice of Jeff. "Please, take me away to YOUR Wonderland!" Diamond copied Jane. "Sure thing, babe. By the way, nice ra-"
"Okay, where the hell is this even going!?" Jane interjected.
Opal started to sing, "What Does The Fox Say?" very loudly to let out her fustration.
Jeff covered his ears. "THAT NOISE!" he shouted.
"I KNOW RIGHT!" Diamond covered her ears too.
This is what Opal always did to let off steam. Sing really loud... She then sang, Dixon Cider...
"If I don't get enough, I'll beg and plead. 'Cause, girl, you know just what I need." Diamond sang along, pointing at Jeff instead of Jane.
"I'm on a mission for some Dixon Cider!" Opal sang.
"If your girl don't want then you best go hide 'er!" Diamond added.
"'Cause I'll find her, give 'er Dixon Cider." Opal chirped.
"Push and shove all down inside her!" Diamond and Opal vocalized at the same time.
Opal finally stopped but Diamond kept on going.
"You're home alone, and want to try something new. You down at your meat, what do you do? You put that meat in your mouth, you put that meat in your mouth, meat, meat, meat, meat, you put that meat in your mouth!" Diamond carried onto a new song!
Opal covered Diamond's mouth... and nose. "Shush!"
Jeff and Jane were so very confused by this...
Opal continued to cover Diamond's mouth and nose for a while, before letting her go. "What have I told you about singing that inapropreate song?! Whatever. Jeff!" Opal suddenly said. "I wanna see Slenderman."
Diamond fell gasping for air. "NECESSARY?!"
"Why would you want to see Ol' Slendy?" Jeff asked.
"In fanfictions, you can talk to Slenderman about ANYTHING! He'll always give you advice while keeping it a secret!" Opal nodded as if she were an expert on Slenderman...
"Ugh, I hate those stupid fanfictions you people write. I'm all lovey-dovey here and there and URGH! It's disgusting." Jeff commented.
"AHHHHNNN! JEFF HARDER! AHH!" Diamond read a fanfiction aloud. "Seems like there's one right here..."
"Ooh, is there one with me in it?" Jane asked curiously.
Diamond scrolled a little on her phone. "Jeff X Jane, Two Killers In Murderous Love."
"SICK, MAKE IT STOP!" Jeff covered his ears.
Jane snatched away Diamond's phone, went into a corner of the room, and read the fanfiction silently to herself.
Opal was already gone. "Sick..." She muttered to herself in the woods...
"Fangirl in denial..." Diamond stared at Jane. "Anyway, you should go "check up" on Opal. You never know what might happen to her." Diamond winked a lot at Jeff when she said, "Check Up".
Jeff was confused at first, very confused, but then, sadly, got it. "I'm going to kill you when you go to sleep tonight..." he muttered as he walked outside to find Opal.
"Say what you want, believe what you believe!" Diamond waved her hand at Jeff in a motion that said both, "In your dreams" and "I Don't Care". She then went to join Jane.
Opal stopped and looked around... Just in case anything was there. "I mean. Jeff, Jane, and Slenderman exist. So vampires and werewolves do to?" Opal muttered to herself continuing to walk. Then she stopped again. She looked around her suroundings... "Where exactly am I?" Opal blinked...
Slenderman was taking a stroll in this paticular forest. He was humming to himself, and without even noticing, already knew Opal was there. "Hello there, Opal." he greeted, patting her head with a tenticle, behind her suddenly.
Opal jumped, "EEP!" She looked up at him, "Oh, only you... Anyway. Can-Can I talk to you..."
"For the amount of time I spend alone, lonely, and with no one to talk to, I am almost always free. What is the matter?" Slenderman asked.
"ITHINNKIHAVEJUSTTHETINIESTLITTLECRUSHONJEFF!" That didn't even sound English... "ANDNOONESHEARINGTHISRIGHT?!"
Slenderman covered his ears-that-weren't-there with his tenticles. He barely used his hands for anything... "Pardon me?" he asked again.
"No one's hearing this, right?" Opal looked around.
"No one but me... and you..." Slenderman answered. "What was the first one? Something about Jeff?"
"I think I might have just have the tinest tiniest littlest germ-sized crush on Jeff..." Opal squealed.
"That is physically, scientifically, mentally, emotionally, and all the other fundamentals, impossible. So you must be kidding, right?" Slenderman asked.
Opal sighed. "Yup! I knew it! It was just LUST!" She had stars in her eyes. "But then again..." A dark aura formed around Opal. "Then again... That just means I wanna... It must be love!" Opal had stars in her eyes again... But then the dark aura appeared again. "Love..." Her eye twitched.
"What do you want me to do about it?" Slenderman asked.
"Give me advice! You're kinda like the father of the Creepy Pastas!" Opal looked at Slendy with hope in her eyes.
"Tell Jeff that you like him?" Slendy suggested.
"THAT'S TERRIBLE ADVICE!" Opal yelled.
"Tell Jeff to leave you alone forever so that you can forget about this silly misconception?" Slenderman asked.
"THAT'S TERRIBLE ADVICE!" Opal yelled again...
"Randomly kiss Jeff to give him the hint hint then run away?" Slender sighed. He had no time for this! Actually, he did...
"That doesn't sound bad... BUT THAT'S ALSO TERRIBLE ADVICE!" Opal yelled. "I guess I'm just gunna have to tell him... Or... I'll just do that third one..." Opal sighed. She gave SlenderMan a big hug. "THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK!" Opal repeated multipul times.
Slenderman pat Opal with one of his many tenticles. "Now, I will proceed to continue my stroll." he said, walking away, then disappearing.
Opal smiled, and started walking... Not knowing where she was going. "I'm lost..." She finally admitted. One of her fears, being lost all alone when something could easily get her!
There was a note pinned to a tree written in blood. It said, "Dear Opal, if you are lost, follow these instructions. I know the woods like the back of my tenticle. Just walk backwards and then-" but the rest was sloshed all around the place lazily. It was uncomprehendable. At the, it said, "With Love, Slenderman", neatly, so he was really trolling Opal.
Opal looked around in complete fear. "Number one! Shelter! Number eight Weapon! Number Sixty Five shoes..." She was just shouting random stuff. Opal's head felt as if it were spinning. She walked around limping, stumbling, tripping, and dizzy!
Diamond pat her sister's shoulder. No, it was Jane! Then all of a sudden it was Jeff...
Opal looked at... whatever it was. She had one thought. RUN! Opal stared running fast! RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN! "Run as fast as I can!" Opal thought. She wondered if she was in another trance. Felt real, seemed impossible. She was almost sure. Hopefully, everything else was just some weird dream! She was still running!
Jeff ran right after Opal. "Hey, Opal, wait!" Goddamnit, he hated the ones that ran!
Opal continued to run. She looked back and saw Jeff. He was running after her... But through her eyes, he had a sick twisted look. As if he were going to kill her. She continued to run. Her legs were sore and she was completely out of breath. Opal cried as she ran. "HELP!"
Slenderman stopped Opal. "Why are you running?" He liked appearing out of nowhere.
"Some-thing.. Is... I... Run... Scared... I..." Opal passed out.
Slenderman stared at Opal with his eyeless face. "You can take this one, Jeff."
Jeff was just catching up with Opal. "Urgh, I really want to kill you right now..." Instead of carrying Opal pasionately or whaever, Jeff just dragged her by the collar.
Diamond poked her head up from a bush, watching. "Fangirl disappointment!" she noted.
Jeff kicked down the door as usual. He couldn't possibly walk through a door simply and civillized-like, and instead he had to kick it down. He threw Opal onto the couch roughly.
Jane was still reading Jeff X Jane fanfiction like a true fangirl!
Opal sat up quickly fear in her eyes. She looked around.
Diamond popped her head out of a pile of Puppy Panties. She was still randomly there. "You need to stop fainting..."
"You need stop fainting..." Opal mimicked crossing her arms. "I'm sorry I have a lot of things on my mind right now! You can't blame me! Meeting Jeff the Killer, and Slenderman, AND Jane the Killer! MAY I REMIND YOU THEY ARE KILLERS!? MAY I REMIND YOU THEY ARE SUPPOSE TO BE FICTIONAL? NOT REAL! ONLY A FANTASY! I'm not suppose to be going through this much stress at such a young age. And not only do Creepy Pastas exsist, but there may be a world full of vampires, werewolves, and UNICORNS! Might be even more! I THINK I'M ACTING VERY CALM ABOUT THIS FOR A NORMAL PERSON!" Opal yelled at her sister, squinting her eyes.
Diamond was too busy on Opal's phone to hear halfway through her whole speech. "STOP TALKING!" she ordered. She realized she lost her game. "GO DIE IN A DITCH!" she insulted. She needed to take this frustrastion out on someone. She got really violent while on the phone. She glared at Jeff.
Jeff backed up. "No, no, no!"
Diamond shrugged and started to play Fappy Bird... Then she threw Opal's phone at a wall.
Opal huffed some hair out of her eyes. "I'm going upsta-" She remembered the advice Slenderman gave her.
Diamond jumped off the couch she was sitting on. She picked up Jane by her dress and threw her onto Jeff. No explaination needed. Nothing said.
"What the f-"
"Nevermind..." Opal said in a hushed voice, stomping up the stairs.
Diamond looked at Opal, then Jeff, then Jane, then the wall, then quickly to Opal. "I taste jealousy..." she sniffed the air, looking at the two trying to get away from each other deseperately.
Jeff crawled one way. "Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!"
And Jane crawled the other. "Disgusting, disgusting, ew, disgusting!"
Opal crawled into her bed wondering why she had a crush in the first place. She layed on her back and put a hand in the air, as if trying to reach the ceiling.
Diamond thought for a moment. "I ship Opal and Jeff, but I also ship Jane and Jeff! FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS FOR A FANGIRL!" Diamond cried out.
"You have problems!" Jane commented after Diamond said "Ship Jane and Jeff".
"I know..." Diamond whispered.
Opal walked to her closet. She opened it to look for a different change of clothes. She picked out black sweat pants, white shirt, and gray sweater. Much, much better. She just layed on her bed, just needed a change of clothes.
Jeff played with the tip of his knife. It was the only thing that kept him insane other than killing and stabbing...
Diamond scooted her foot across the floor. "So, which do you pick, Jeff? Opal, or Jane? Or even Diamond Dia The Queen of Dreams, 'cause I know you want me." Diamond winked.
Jeff looked at Diamond in digust... though it didn't show very much because he had no eyelids and his face was a permanet smile... Jane pissed him off to the limits, but Opal was also so very annoying. And Diamond... creeped the "frick" out of him. She talked to nobody sometimes, giving whoever she was talking to definitions... " None of them are worthy for this sexy beast I call Jeff."
"HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Jane pointed and laughed. "Sexy beast?! Please, tell me more!"
"I'm the sexy beast here!" Diamond argued.
Jeff glared at Jane, but then looked back to Diamond. "Please, how old are you?"
"14, still young and beautiful!" Diamond showed off her black bunny hoodie and black and white striped stockings. "And you still didn't answer my question!"
"I really don't have to if I don't want t-" Jeff then remembered last time he refused to do what Diamond wanted...
Diamond jerked her eyebrows up and down. "Remember last time?" she hissed.
"Last time, when was this last time, what was this last time?!" Jane instantly wanted to know anything that had to involve in Jeff's pain.
"It refused to kiss my sister, so I decided to give it a punishment." Diamond sat on the couch pimp-style.
"It?" Jeff asked angrily.
"Shut up, it! Anyway, so I simply violated my sister! Then blamed it on him, and masked it up with rape." Diamond shurgged shamelessly with that, "IRegretNothing" smile.
"What'd she do to him!?" Jane urged.
"Beat the living hell out of him!" Diamond stood up right after sitting down.
"I'm leaving..." Jeff said under his breath. He walked over to a window.
"You're becoming soft, Jeff!" Jane called.
"Note how wrong that sounds!" Diamond added.
"Whatever," Jeff sighed while jumping out of the window.
"Inuyasha..." Diamond murmured. "He's gone, sis!"
Jane grabbed her knife. "I should get going now. Kill you later!" she said, jumping out the same window after Jeff. It was getting day, anyway. The sun hurt her deep, black eyes.