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Chapter 15: Father's Day/ Mother's Day / Jiraiya's Birthday

Minato was a very busy Hokage. Since he was the best, he had lots and lots of work to do. Most of this work would take a long time, even with tons of assistances. Many paperwork, visits to and from other countries, argument and peace treaties, even down to activities.

But this took tolls on his body and mind a lot; becoming forgetful and very tired was the number one.

As he finished his long walk home, he surly was surprised to see Naruto jump up and tackle him to the ground.

"Happy Father's day, Tou-san." He giggled, handing Minato a card. "I made it!"

Father's day, he had totally forgotten that was today. Still, he smiled, he was truly surprised. He kissed Naruto's brow.

"Naruto. . .Do you know why I'm a father?" Minato asked. "Do you know how a father, becomes a father?"

Naruto thought for a moment. "When he and Mammy has a baby?" He asked.

Minato nodded. "That's right, Naruto, you are my greatest girft, don't forget that." He smiled, hugging the boy tightly.

Unlike Father's day, Mother's day was never forgotten. Usually Kushina awoke to flowers surrounding her bed and breakfast nearly falling off her lap.

But today, none of that was there. It wasn't like she was expecting it every year, but she was confused as to why the house was dead quiet. She turned to her left, her husband wasn't in bed with her, that made her feel lonely. When she went to wake Naruto, she was confused to see he was not in his bed.

"Where are they?" She asked out loud.

Meanwhile. . .

"Oh, come on!" Minato nearly yelled, frustrated. Naruto yawned, he wasn't used to waking up early. Daddy had woken him up saying they needed to head to the store to find a present for mommy. Well, he nearly dozed off in the shopping cart and now the plush cup-cake costume Minato bought for Naruto wasn't zipping right.

"Damn you!" Minato cursed, ignoring the fact that his son was right in front of him.

"Daddy." Naruto yawned. Minato smiled and cheered, finally the damn zipper zipped all the way up, he looked at Naruto.

"Yes Naruto?"

"I have to go potty."

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Minato groaned, "Can you hold it until we show mommy?" He pleaded.

Naruto yawned again. "That de'peens, Daddy."

"You mean, depends, Naru-kun." Minato sighed. "And just try, please. It'll only be fore two seconds then I'll help you, alright?" Naruto nodded and Minato picked up Naruto, and "Flashing" his way home. Minato could hear the sound of disshes being washed and he knew this was his que.

"Alright, Naruto-go!" Minato whispered, "just like we rehearsed."

Naruto was placed on the ground, as he yawned loudly and strolled to the kitchen.

"Mammy?" He called,yawning again.

Kushina turned around and nearly squeeled with joy. The sight of Naruto in a chocolate cupcake outfit with pink frosting was too adorable.

"Oh, Naru-kun! you're so adorable!" She cried loudly.

Naruto yawned.

"I..."

Minato smirked, waiting for Naruto to finish his sentence so he could bring out the chocolate cupcakes Kushina loved.

"I..."

Kushina nodded, waiting for Naruto.

Minato looked at his watch and glanced behind the corner, what was taking him so long?! Naruto's eyes closed, but one eye after the next and pretty soon Naruto fell face-flat on the ground, snoozing away and possibly leaking from a full bladder.

DAAAAAMMMIIIIITTTTT! Minato cursed. After three weeks of this, all he's given is a sleepy kid who peed his pants?!

Kushina smiled lovingly at Naruto, petting his hair.

"Dear?" She called, "will you bring me a blanket and some towels, please?"

"Yeah, Kushina-love" Minato sighed, sad how his plan didn't go into action on how he wanted it.

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But there was still his plans for tonight~

"Jiji-san." Naruto called. Jiraya paid no attention to Naruto, he continued to read the paper and ignore "the brat". He didn't understand why he even offered Minato and Kushina to watch Naruto while they went on their errands. Naruto huffed, scooting a chair, not noticing how the scrapes along the wood floor bothered and irritated Jiraya's ears.

"Jiji-saaan!" Naruto cried loudly.

"WHAT?!" The pervert finally gave in.

"When is your birthday?" Naruto innocently asked.

The white-haired man raised his eyebrow. "Why do you care?"

"Cause, you have white hair, I bet you're old!"

Jiraiya felt his eyebrow twitch and went back to the paper.

Naruto poked his godfather's arm.

"I'm turning four, will you be four-trillion?" He quietly asked, ignoring the: "are-you-kidding-me?" look the man gave out into space.

"Naruto-have you ever heard of the phrase: "don't talk back to your elders"?" Jiraiya asked, hoping he stumped the brat.

"Does el'dwers means smart people?" Naruto asked.

"Yes, yes it does, Naruto."

"Then. . .that doesn't count you, you're not smart."

silence.

"COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE RUNT!"

"Waaaaaaa!" Naruto cried, as his godfather chased him.

Minato and Kushina heard outside and sighed, what did Naruto do this time?

SOOOOOOOO ADORABLE!

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-The Un-Wanted Angel.