Slenderman was already on it. He wrapped the intruder in a bind full of tenticles from shoulders to ankles and held her up nice and high.

"Who's she?" Opal asked Slenderman while the girl yelled and shouted.

"I don't know..." Slenderman answered. Using his hands, which was rare, he picked up her chainsaw. "Aren't you a little bit too young to be using a chainsaw?" he asked.

The girl looked annoyed. She had long black hair, brown eyes, pale skin, and looked 10 years old... "I may use a chainsaw as I please, you old bastard!"

Slenderman threw her against the wall and then picked her up again, more tightly. "Watch your tongue, brat. Before I pull it off and feed it to Eyeless Jack..." he
showed no mercy...

"E-Eyeless Jack?" The girl asked with stars in her eyes. "Then you must be-"

"Slenderman!" Opal interupted. "But who are you?"

"I am R- Mayral Tea Time." The girl introduced, seeming to like the tighter grip... "Ma Ral!" She pronounced it.

Eyeless Jack heard "tongue" and his name in it. He didn't much like the tongue, more of the kidneys or lungs, but he'd surely eat it! He glanced back at where Opal and
Slenderman were. "I heard my name!"

Slenderman dropped Mayral, tossing her chainsaw at her. "Goodbye." he only said.

Diamond looked at the camera. "Strong and silent type..." she murmured.

"Excuse me? You don't grab a helpless little girl and tell her to leave!" Mayral seemed annoyed.

"I just did..." Slenderman replied.

"Plus..." Mayral added.

"Plus?" Opal repeated.

"After looking for you everywhere, there's no way I could leave now!" Mayral got up and pointed to Slenderman.

"Why would you need to look for me?" Slenderman asked. "Either way, I am right here. So, what could you possibly need that required interrupting the perfect mansion of
phsycopaths and killers?"

"I should stay here..." Diamond muttered.

"I want to live here!" Mayral said, as if he were going to say OK. "I've killed 74 people within the 5 months!"

Slenderman was self-debating on whether to allow her. She was a brat, alright, but she (ITALICS)did(ITALICS) kill 74 people. That was a (ITALICS)lot(ITALICS) of people
... "Fine, whatever."

"74's for children, like you." Jeff mocked. "I've killed countless amounts of people."

"A proud cerial killer..." Diamond whispered at the camera.

Mayral glared at Jeff. "At least I'm not the one who lit my face on fire..."

"Hey, my face is beautiful! I purposely did that!" Jeff argued.

"Can I eat her now...?" Eyeless Jack asked Slenderman.

"No, she is one of us." Slenderman rejected.

Eyeless Jack's life made no sense to him anymore...

"Ha! Don't try to kid me. I know an ugly face when I see one." Mayral crossed her arms.

"That's because you've looked in the mirror too much times you can't tell which face is beautifully sexy and which is... just urgh..." Jeff said.

Diamond started laughing like crazy. "BEAUTIFULLY SEXY MY DONKEY!" She then sternly looked at the camera. "A donkey is an ass." Then continued laughing.

"I do not need to listen to something like you." Mayral picked up her chainsaw.

"Dildo!" Diamond interrupted. "Or was it Ditto..."

Jeff stared at Diamond.

"... This one's stupid. I'm going to kill it." Mayral stared at Diamond as well.

"Don't... just... don't..." Jeff shook his head.

"COME AT ME, BRO!" Diamond intimadated.

"Fine!" Mayral started her chainsaw.

Diamond had a weapon of her own! She went really close to Mayral quickly and stapped multiple, very bright picture at her eyes directly.

Mayral blinked only once. She raised her chainsaw over her head...

Diamond threw her phone at Mayral's head. "DIE!"

Mayral cut that in half...

Diamond blinked. "M-M- Opal's phone..." her lip quivered. "I WASN'T DONE READING MY FANFICTION!" she poked Mayral's two eyes.

Opal just stared at Diamond. "WAIT! MY PHONE?!"

Mayral fell backwards. "MY EYES! YOU FIEND!"

Diamond blew on her two fingers as if they were a gun. "Like-a-boss..." she muttered.

Mayral got up. "NOW YOU ARE DEAD!" Mayral ran up to Diamond at full speed, chainsaw to her side, and swung as hard as she could.

"Just doesn't know when to quit... Jeff muttered as he tackled Diamond. He wasn't suppose to save her! He was supposed to watch her guts fly in every which direction
and laugh like hell! He was supposed to watch Eyeless Jack search around for her kidneys for a snack! He was supposed to watch Slenderman clean up the blood! But, no,
he saved the freak!

"RAPE! RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE!" Diamond kicked Jeff off of her as if he just didn't save her life.

"You made me miss? YOU MADE ME MISS!" Mayral yelled at Jeff. "What in the heavens do you think you're doing?"

Opal was too busy picking up the broken parts of her phone and tried to put them back together.

"Urgh, too busy saving your life!" Jeff argued.

"I'm one of the main characters! I couldn't possibly die!" Diamond was talking crazy again...

"I-I don't want to kill this one anymore... My Cake'll turn into a retard..." Mayral shook her head.

"God, you people! Don't you know? I'm constantly breaking the fourth wall?! Like now?!" Diamond asked.

"Crazy..." Jeff thought.

"By the way, why are they even here? These two don't seem like they even kill! Intruders? Can I kill them?" Mayral asked Slenderman.

"No, they are... Two of Jeff's friends..." Slenderman rejected.

"They definitely aren't my 'friends'." Jeff inquired.

"That's what you say about Jane, ahem!" Diamond coughed. She coughed a lot. "Wow! I must have a really sore throat."

Opal shook her head, she had just finished giving her phone a proper place to R.I.P. "What's happening?"

"You mean two at once?! Your more dirty than I thought..." Mayral muttered the last part. "Speaking of dirty, where's Eyeless Jack?"

Eyeless Jack was muching on some fresh kidney he brought in while all the rest of them argued and whatever. He threw half of it away sooner or later. "Who said my name?
" he asked.

"The frick is she talking about?" Diamond murmured. "Anywhore-"

"Wait, what?" interrupted Jeff.

"I said, 'Anywhore'. I say anywhore instead of anyway. It makes me feel special..." Diamond answered.

"You..." Mayral hissed at Jack. "I hate you..."

"That's cool. A lot of people hate me." Eyeless Jack shrugged. "Mostly the people that have one of they're kidneys missing... Anyway."

Diamond took out her phone. She began playing Fappy Bird. "MOTHER FRICKIN' BIRD! JUST PLEASE DIE ALREADY! WHY THE FRICK CAN'T YOU FLY ON YOUR OWN?! THE FRICK, MAN! WHAT
ARE YOU FRICKIN' DRUNK OR SOMETHING!? SCREW THIS!" she threw her phone right at the wall.

Mayral started her chainsaw again. "Has any of those people actually tried to attack you?"

"Well, there was this one girl. She tried to punch me in the face, but I bit off her hand. Then, ate her kidney. Half of her kidney, anyway." Jack replied. "Plus, there
was that one person who-"

Mayral sighed, "Any with a chainsaw... Who actually can, and will, if I may add, kill you?"

"... Nope!" Eyeless Jack answered.

"You fool!" Diamond pointed. "SHE'S going to kill you!"

"Thank you for pointing that out, idiot 1." Mayral thanked Diamond. It was the lady-like thing to do...

"I am not an idiot, fool!" Diamond crossed her arms. "I'm a mentally disadvantaged female who is in need of a mental hospital, thank you!"

"Then, the lady-like thing to do is tell me your name... But... Not now..." Mayral shook her head at Diamond and went back to glaring at Eyeless Jack.

Eyeless Jack was staring at the last half of his kidney, wondering if he should finish it or not... He became very disinterested in Mayral quickly.

"Are you even listening?!" Mayral yelled at Jack.

"Mayral?" Opal asked.

Mayral stopped her chainsaw. "What is it Idiot 2?"

"What is your story?" Opal sat down.

"I'm eager to know!" Diamond sat down quickly.

Eyeless Jack was still staring at his kidney. It looked so good... Then again, it was that side of the kidney... Ew, gross, disgusting!
But then again, it looked so good...

"Well. If you insist. I was a girl of tea parties! I still am. I use to play all the time with my little sister..." Maylar motioned as if she were holding a tea cup.
"I was shy, but showed my love of Tea Time at school, and the bullies took advantage of that. Then, as the both of us grew, she refused to play tea time with me."

"So you killed her?" Opal asked.

"Nope. But, our parents would abuse us and treat us badly. One day, it got so bad, my sister, Lilac, called the cops. I was extremely violated that day... Raped to be
exact. Anyway, we were taken away to foster parents who gave us everything. That's why I hate to be refused if I ask you if you want to play with me. A few months after,
a killer came to our house. Killed the poor mother and father. Then, he came after me. He was going to kill my sister, when I led him to the attic. I was thinking
quick, so I had no idea what I was going to do there. He soon cornered me and the only thing I could grab was-"

"Your chainsaw?" Opal wondered.

"Precisely. I opened him up like a can. Then, I went to my sister, blood stained all over. She screamed and was going to call the cops. But, I then killed her. Ripped
off all of her skin, and made a doll out of it. With the prettiest dress. Hair from her own head. Eyes from her own head. Lip skin, nose skin, ear skin, all from her
head. I took her brain, placed it in the dolls hollow head. Lovely, but messy. My sanity gave up on me that day. I always knew I'd be a part of Creepy Pasta." Mayral
told. "And I still have that doll. But now that's what I do to all of my victims. I leave a doll behind."

"Who in the hell would want to rape you?" Diamond asked. "I mean, you're so... you... And everyone's sanity left them here, that's why they came, duh! Except Opal. She'
s the only pure one..." Diamond excluded herself.

"Do you think you still have her kidneys?" Eyeless Jack asked.

Slenderman whacked him on the head with one of his tentacles. "Not the time."

"Beautiful. The color of the brain. Don't you think?" Mayral asked Slenderman.

"I prefer the heart, thank you." Slenderman chose. He didn't like Mayral. He liked children, but he hated the ones that threw stupid, silly tantrums or cried. That
annoyed him. Showing no mercy, he ripped out their organs from their mouth and up. Or, he stabbed them from the back and got their organs that way... Those were the
days, those were the days.

"I'ma liking the color green right now!" Diamond pointed to her stockings.

"Heart over brains. Hmmh." Mayral shrugged. "But, I get a room, right?"

"You can have Jane's. She never even uses it..." Slenderman answered.

Jeff covered his ears. He hated that word! Jane, Fucking Jane!

Diamond stood up. "Well, Opal, we should be leaving!" she urged.

"Lovely." Mayral left to explore the mansion.

Opal shook her head. "Yeah sure..."

"Hey, if I was a Creepy Pasta, how do you think my story would go down? Diamond-Dia, Sweet Dreams!" Diamond wondered.

"You'd kill them in their dreams. Obviously." Opal rolled her eyes, making up a story for Diamond, and telling her while they walked home... In the dark... Alone...