Diamond finally woke up like how she was supposed to wake up, hair frizzed everywhere, sags under her eyes, and she was tired as hell.
Opal was still sleeping... Dreaming... She had a nice expression on her face.
Diamond got up lazily, limping to the bathroom. After a few minutes of banging and crashing noises, she came out with her nice, straight, black hair, and a purple bunny hoodie on! She still had a cut on her cheek, though, and she hated that. "WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, IT'S TIME FOR THE WAKE-Y, WAKE-Y TIMES!" she shook her sister like there was no tomorrow!
Opal got up like Sleeping Beauty. She went to the bathroom and came out a complete mess! Her hair was messed up, her over shoulder pink shirt was driving her crazy, her blue jeans didn't seem to want her to look good today, and she was wearing two different socks...
"Ew, disgusting, want some The Hard Rock Of The Diamond?" Diamond asked suddenly.
"Ew, disgusting, want some therapy?" Opal was not her best this morning...
"I'd love some, thank you." Diamond answered, shoving some The Hard Rock Of The Diamond in her sister's face. "Wanna some?!" she asked again. Though, this time, it came out more like, "Eat this or you die.", but either way, she said it.
"Never and no." Opal yawned like a cat. She shook her head to snap herself out of this drowsy mood. "Jezus Crist, it's hot..." Opal looked outside at the sun. "I hate you..." She muttered to the sun.
The sun stuck up a middle finger at Opal.
"Why won't you try some? Please!" Diamond begged. "You know it's good! I made it with oatmeal, mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, yogurt, bananas, milk, cereal, cheese, lots of it, ice-cream, and glue, for God's sake, what more do you want of a perfect meal?!" Diamond stomped her foot. She made The Hard Rock Of The Diamond with all the foods she loved mixed together.
"Never have I tasted hell before. I'm not gunna start now." Opal turned on a fan.
"But it's good for you!" Diamond insisted. "I even put a dead fly in the middle! Special addition!"
"Good job, go feed it to Jeff. I just don't want that in my mouth..." Opal said, talking in front of the fan to make her voice weird.
"But he's not even here! Plus, the jerk doesn't know what's good food from bad!" Diamond snorted. She shoved a small, tiny piece of her so-called "food" into Opal's mouth. "Tasty, right?!" she asked.
Opal instantly spit it out. Then she went to the bathroom to brush her teeth.
"So good you need to brush it out of your mouth..." Diamond came up with a random excuse.
"KEEP DREAMING!... Hey, you wanna go shopping?" Opal asked out of nowhere.
"Already have enough hoodies... But I need to stock up on my Puppy Panties!" Diamond explained, while fixing her light purple and light pink stockings.
"I meant for food and toothpaste, but sure..." Opal murmured, noticing they were out of toothpaste...
~ Mean While ~
Mayral was skipping all around the mansion. Looking for BEN.
There were disgusting, mushy noises in the corner.
Mayral had shivers going down her back. "Disgusting..." She looked in that corner slowly.
Eyeless Jack was munching away on a kidney again... as always.
"It's like you don't have a room for that..." Mayral squinted at him.
Eyeless Jack motioned his hand for her to go away. He was enjoying a perfectly ripe meal! Though, once he ate half of it, he threw it away like always.
"Why? Why do you always leave the place such a mess?!" Mayral complained.
Eyeless Jack smiled at her with his sharp teeth. "Well, Slenderman usually always cleans it up."
"You shouldn't leave someone else to clean up the mess you have made!" Mayral said.
"Says who?" Jack asked.
"Says mother!" Mayral snapped back.
"I don't really know your mother, though she sounds tasty..." Eyeless Jack commented before he scampered away like a squirrel...
"Disgusting..." Mayral muttered watching him going to take his leave. "Wait!" She yelled just as he was about to go.
"What now?" Jack adjusted his mask.
"One, do you know where BEN is?" Mayral asked.
Eyeless Jack thought for a minute. "In the mansion?" he suggested.
Mayral grunted. "Two, would you like to play Tea Party?!" Her eyes seemed to light up.
Eyeless Jack thought again. "Does it involve kidneys...?"
"What in the world does Tea Party mean to you?" Mayral shook her head.
"Where different teas have parties...?" Eyeless Jack answered. It sounded more like a question...
"Never mind. Go on with your miserable kidney-eating life." Mayral crossed her arms. Then muttered, "You're lucky I don't have my chainsaw."
"Okay, bye May... whatever your name is." Eyeless Jack dismissed and then ran off and away.
Mayral gave a little wave, and went to go look for BEN again.
Slenderman was staring at Mayral... watching...
Mayral stopped. She looked around, and then looked behind her. "Slenderman, do you know where BEN is?"
"In his room, probably..." Slenderman grabbed a book from a nearby bookshelf.
"Oh! And would you like to... Never mind..." Mayral was going to ask him to join... But he can't eat or drink...
"Very, very funny." Slenderman walked away.
"Bye!" Mayral waved. She startd walking again. Then stopped. Where the hell was BEN's room?!
~ Mean While ~
Diamond was eating pieces of her The Hard Rock Of The Diamond that she stored in her pocket. It was her road-bacon... Yes, she could actually eat it. She didn't understand why it was so rocky to everyone, it was quite soft if you asked her.
"You're actually eating that?" Opal asked, walking to the store.
Diamond nodded. "You people have soft teeth." Diamond rolled her eyes. They only came to the building for clothes and food, but Diamond ran off to go buy some candy!
Opal grabbed her sister before she could get lost... Again... She started to drag her away to the clothes section.
The candy was being lost out of Diamond's sight! The tasty candy she could've eaten... "B-B-But!"
"No!" Opal shook her head. "Clothes first!"
"IT'S NOT FAIR!" Diamond kicked and screamed like a two year old.
Opal grabbed Diamond by the ear. "You listen here, Dia. If you behave, I'll give you 20 pieces of candy."
Diamond shut her mouth tight and looked around for some hoodies and stockings!
"That's what I thought..." Opal murmured, going to the woman's underwear section.
Diamond glanced at her sister before running off to the candy section. She picked out a pack twenty mints.
Opal blushed. "I-I didn't think there was such a type of... I thought it was just all fake..." She was looking at exotic underwear...
Diamond decided to get ten-pack gum and five chocolate bars, ending it with five mints.
Opal looked around to see if anyone was watching... Then she realized her sister was not by her side. "DIAMOND!" Opal yelled.
Diamond started running in circles. "I'M NOT HERE!"
All the sane people were staring...
Opal stomped toward Diamond. "Why are you here?"
Diamond gulped, about to make a run for it. "To pick out my twenty pieces of candy...?"
"Whatever. But, I need your opinion." Opal declared.
Diamond was glad to do anything that didn't involve her getting punished for her disobeying her sister's strict orders. "Yeah, sure, on what?" she asked.
Opal looked around again. "Do you think I should buy exotic underwear?" Opal whispered.
"WHAT ARE YOU, GETTING READY TO GET DATE-RAPED?! NO!" Diamond disapprovingly screamed.
"That means yes!" Opal skipped happily to the underwear section.
Diamond twitched her eye. Does that mean she wanted to get date-raped? Urgh, her sister was so very stupid sometimes... Though she soon felt giddy and joined her.
Opal just kinda stared at them, not picking anything. Half of her brain said, "PICK ONE, DAMN IT!", while the other side said, "NO! TOO INAPPROPIATE!"
Diamond also stared at them, her mind racing! Half of her brain said, "THAT ONE, NO, THAT ONE!", while the other half said, "WHY WOULD YOU EVEN NEED EXOTIC UNDERWEAR, YOUR TOO YOUN- Ooh, me like-y that one.", so, Diamond chose a dark purple one. "I WANNA THIS ONE, I WANNA THIS ONE!" she repeated annoyingly, and as if it wasn't exotic underwear and instead just a toy a three year old wanted because they saw it on TV.
Opal was still deep in thought. She reached to grab one, but her other hand pulled at it. Until the bad side of her won... "I-I can... Cannot! Can!" She put it in her cart like a pro. Then she started thinking about her decision...
Diamond put a bunch of them inside that matched her many hoodies and stockings.
People stared at the two siblings as if they were prostitutes...
Opal quickly walked out of the store...
Diamond bought the products with Opal's money shamelessly. She also bought three packs of gum...
Opal was drawing circles on the floor outside in shame.
Diamond threw a bag of underwear at Opal and stretched. Then walked away like she never knew Opal.
Opal just stared at it. They were Diamond's, not hers... right? Opal picked it up and followed Diamond.
~ Again, Mean While ~
Mayral was continuing her quest for BEN. "BEN?" She yelled.
BEN was talking to some Internet Noobs on Cleverbot. He occasionally did this in his free time.
Mayral peeked in his room. "There you are! I was looking for you everywhere!"
BEN stared a Mayral. "Yeah?"
"I wanted to know if you wanted to play!" Mayral announced happily.
"Busy..." BEN turned back to his computer. "Never..."
Mayral stared in shock. "Umm... What was that?" She tapped her finger on her chin. "It kinda sounded like you said you didn't want to..."
"Must be deaf..." BEN responded dryly. "I'm busy, out."
Mayral's eye twitched. Then, her head twitched. She had come all the way here, thinking he was a nice guy, and here he was being a total BI***! "You shouldn't have said that..." She squinted her eyes at him. "You'll regret this choice, BEN. I swear... But you know anyone who might want to play?! And what cha even doing? How do you kill people? Do you think my hair is OK? Which color do you like best? Brains or heart? Blueberry or strawberry? I personally like strawberry 'cause it's pink. Do you like pink? Must be your favorite color! I think you're doing inappropriate stuff on your computer. Are you? Of course you are! 'Cause you have nothing to do all day except chat with low-life people. And those low-life people talk to you while you confused them. You know I actually tried that, but it never worked. I wonder why!" Mayral went on and on annoyingly.
BEN did not here a word. It was like he was the deaf one...
Mayral stomped her foot. "I'm going to kill you!"
BEN motioned his hand for her to go away. "Leave,"
"No wonder you drowned..." Mayral muttered, crossing her arms.
"Please, just die already." BEN insulted. Then he left to go torture some people by going through the computer screen.
Mayral stomped her foot multiple times. She walked toward the computer. "BEN?"
BEN was no longer there... Just, choking some people who dared to chat to the one and only BEN.
Mayral poked the keyboard. Then touched the screen.
Slenderman slapped Mayral's finger with a tentacle. He liked popping out of nowhere.
Mayral jumped back. She stomped he foot again, before leaving the room without a word.
Slenderman tossed Mayral's chainsaw at her. "Here..."
Mayral grabbed it, and went to go kill some people. But when she got back, she was even madder. How come no one would play with her? WHAT WAS SO WRONG WITH PLAYING A LITTLE BIT OF TEA PARTY?! She stabbed her chainsaw in the dirt a bunch of times.
When Mayral came back, Slenderman was teaching Jeff about tolerance. Especially for Jane. Though, he wasn't listening one bit.
Mayral stopped went to go listen in on the lesson.
"And try speaking before fighting. Oh, hello there, Mayral." Slenderman greeted.
Jeff had his arms crossed. He was even looking another way, trying not to listen as much as he could. Slenderman should have let him kill her...
Mayral just sighed and slightly waved. "Jeff! Do you want to play?!" She realized Jeff was there.
"Hell no." Jeff immediately rejected.
Slenderman hit Jeff with a tentacle. "In fact, maybe Mayral will teach you tolerance by playing at one of her tea parties."
Jeff started laughing. "You... You really can't expect me to play tea party with a little five year old!"
Slenderman stared. "Yes, I actually do."
"I am ten, not five, for your information. And, let's go!" Mayral commanded. She was rushing today because she wanted to play tea party, and none of the dolls wanted to play either!
Jeff groaned. Seriously!? He had to play a little, stupid, three year old game with a little, stupid five year old just because he wanted to do what he loved to one of his most hated victims: Jane? He sadly had to follow Mayral, already pissed enough.
Mayral ran to her room, instantly taking a pink fluffy feather scarf and a tiara from a closet. She ran back to him. "Here!" She handed them to him.
Jeff stared. He looked left and right like she was talking to someone else. "Me?"
"Yeah! You're Princess Smiley! Usually, John plays this part, but you're here and you always smile!" Mayral was talking about one her dolls...
Jeff twitched. He twitched because he was about to become a "Princess". It was like the word was in some foreign language. He just stared and couldn't even move.
"Fine, Princess..." Mayral took a pink stool, dragged it to Jeff, stood on it, and put the tiara and scarf on him. "There!" She then sat Jeff down.
Jeff stared at John. John stared right back at him, so he stabbed him multiple times. John was mocking his sexy face...
"NO! Princess Smilely! You don't stab our guest!" Mayral pulled Jeff into a chair... It was short... Too short...
Jeff started making choking noises. The chair... was... too... tiny!
Mayral sat Jeff up. Instead, she put him in a stool.
Jeff sighed. Jeff then stared at the tea. Slenderman would probably be mad at him if he didn't take part in this, so Jeff decided to play along. He poured himself some tea.
Mayral smiled. "Princess Smilely, would you like some cake?"
"Sure, whatever..." Jeff was not in the mood...
Mayral pouted, "Would Princess Smilely rather be playing water tag with a bunch of children?" She was referring to his history.
"Shut it." Jeff growled. "Yes, please, I'd like some cake please." he said in his best female voice.
"You sound like Jane!" Mayral laughed too hard and fell on floor. "Yeah, instead, you'll be a prince." She was wiping a tear from her face.
"Uh, no thank you." Jeff rejected. "And, no, I definitely do not sound like Jane." he muttered under his breath.
"Wait, what? You still wanna be Princess Smilely?" Mayral looked confused.
"I honestly don't want to be any of them..." Jeff answered
"And I don't care! Now, you are Prince... Prince Killer! And you are here to marry... Princess... Princess Rose!" Mayral exclaimed. "But after the tea party." Mayral sat back down.
At least the name was fit. "Fine, whatever." Jeff agreed.
"Killer of Cupcakes!" Mayral added.
Jeff almost died. "NO!" he immediately denied.
"And why not Prince Killer of Cupcakes?" Mayral slightly tilted her head.
"I'd prefer Prince Killer, please." Jeff answered, taking a sip of his tea. Then he realized what he was doing, and flicked the tea in another direction. "Ugh!"
"Looks like someone's grumpy! You, of all people, should know what happens when someone's grumpy at a Tea Party. Prince Killer of Cupcakes." Mayral looked serious.
Jeff stared. "What?"
"They get tickled!" Mayral seemed to gloom over him, with her dolls by her side... They were standing...
Jeff backed up. "No way, stay away!"
23 of the dolls tackled Jeff to the ground. 4 of them were holding feathers... Mayral smiled creepily.
~ Mean While ~
Diamond sighed. "Sorry, sis, I forgot my precious phone in that mansion! I'll be right back!"
Opal groaned. "Fine, if you're not back in two minutes, I'm coming in right after you." she ordered.
Diamond sped over to the mansion, and heard laughter. She slowly walked into Jane's room, and just... stared...
2 dolls were tickling him on the armpits while the other were on work of the feet. "That is what you get, Prince Killer of Cupcakes." Mayral was walking around crossing her arms and looking like a boss.
Diamond made a disgusting face while Jeff laughed uncontrollably. "I'll... just leave... now..." she stated, backing up real slowly.
Mayral jumped back on her bottom, all her dolls stopping since she was caught off guard when she saw Diamond. She was thinking it was some kind of killer. Her dolls dropped. "Diamond? Would you like to join?"
Diamond ran out of the room, grabbed her phone, and ran back.
"Oh well... Now, Jeff... Are you grumpy?" Mayral asked, getting up and dusting herself off. Finishing her series of actions with a cute smile to Jeff.
Jeff was dead...
Mayral bent over to Jeff. "Are you dead?" She looked around. "Does this count as my 80th victim?"
Jeff twitched.
Diamond busted in. "I FORGOT MY BUNNY HAIR PIN!" she yelled suddenly, and then took a hair pin. "Thank yo- Oh God... Is it... Is it dead?" she asked, "It" being Jeff.
"YEAH! My 80th victim!" Mayral cheered. "Now, I just need to cut off his skin..." Mayral got up and took her knife from her desk, and came back. She put the knife close to his neck. "Skin, eyes, hair, then brain." She reminded herself.
Slenderman instantly snatched that knife away from Mayral with, of course, the convenient tentacles. "Bad," he scolded as if she were a dog, then also took Jeff, but with his pale hands. "What'd you do to him?" he asked, slumping Jeff over his shoulder.
Mayral whimpered when he said bad, but immediately answered when he asked what she did. "Tickling! Always cheers up a grumpy person at a Tea Party!" Mayral smiled.
Slenderman seemed to make a disgusted face, but no one knew for sure. "Ew, disgusting." he commented before walking away.
"Bye-Bye! Come back later!" Mayral waved at Jeff. "Now, shall we continue?" She placed her dolls on their seats.
Diamond watched. "Well... I'll leave...?"
Mayral grabbed her chainsaw. "Would you like some tea?" Mayral asked Diamond. She was asking politely! And wasn't going to killer her... as long as she didn't say no...
"Nah, I'm on a diet." Diamond lied.
Mayral sighed. "Fine, I'm going out..." It was still day time.
"Rest In Peace Jeff..." Diamond while walking out of the room.
Mayral thought for a second, and decided to follow Diamond...
Diamond skipped to her house. "OPAL, I'M BACK!" she shouted happily. She thought she something on the way, but ignored it.
"Yes! Diamond, I need to tell you something!" Opal had been only staring at a wall preparing her speech...
Diamond frowned. "Sure whateve- do you hear that sound?" Diamond asked.
"Whatever! Ignore it! Anyway..." Opal walked up to her sister. "ITHINKIMIGHTHAVETHELITTLESTTINYESTSMALLESTGERM-SIZEDCRUSHONACERTAINGUYWHOTRIEDTOKILLUS!SLENDERMANSAIDTHATWASIMPOSSIBLEBUTTHATSJUSTME!WHYDOITFINDITATTRACTING?PLEASEHELPME!"
Diamond was not listening at all. "Don't chu hear that, though?"
"No! Anyway, let me repeat: I think I might just have the littlest smallest tiniest germ-sized" Opal gulped, and said this part quietly. "Crush on..." She said this part even more quietly. "Jeff..."
Diamond walked around in slow circles, like a confused dog. "Yeah, yeah, but..." she opened the closet to find...
Jane, curled up, was in there. Fake-crying. She looked at Diamond like she hadn't seen the sun in years. "Jeff... that... bastard..." she murmured before acting out a perfect faint.
Diamond stared. Then she squealed.
"Jane?!" Opal ran up to Jane. Even though she had tried to kill them, Opal was insane enough to still think of her as a friend...
Diamond ran left and right constantly. "OhmyGod,whatdowedo,isshedead?!ShesaidsomethingaboutJeffbutI'mnotsure!" she cried out. Then she took a picture of Jane and continued her running spree.
Opal dragged Jane by the arm and put her on the couch. "Diamond, get water!"
"Water, with what mouth to put it in!?" Diamond sniffed. She was panicking, panicking!
"I'll take off her mask, just get water!" Opal was already getting to the medicine and thermometer. "Wait... Is it ok if I take off her mask?"
Diamond paused. "She wouldn't like it... BUT FOR THE SAKE OF JESUS CHRIST, YES!" she screamed.
Jane smiled behind her mask. It was going just as planned!
"Wait, wouldn't Jesus be happier if she had died?" Opal yelled from the bathroom, and coming back.
Diamond gently took off Jane's mask. She gulped as she did, but, disregarding the pale, leathery, abnormal skin tone and feeling, Jane's face was quite the beauty. Diamond wondered how Jeff could not love her! Well, then again, they did have a ba- no time to think about that! She placed the wet rag on her face.
Opal put the thermometer in Jane's mouth and just waited after that... Glancing around to see if Jesus said this was the wrong thing...
Diamond swore she heard a sudden strike of lightning hit their yard, but ignored that. "Wait, isn't she cold and stuff?"
Opal took the thermometer... "She has no heat... So how are we supposed to know?"
Diamond started running left and right. "GET JEFF, GET JEFF!"
Jane twitched at hearing the name 'Jeff'. It pissed her off to the limits... But, she refrained from castrating Diamond's head off and continued to play sick.
"Where the hell is he?!" Opal asked her sister.
"The last time I saw him was when Mayral was tickling him with feathers then he died then Slenderman took him then Jesus Christ!" Diamond cried out nonsense.
Opal had a thought:
Jesus Crist: *Go to Jeff*
Jeff: WTF?
Jesus: God and I forgive you for your cruel, heartless sins, Jeff. We love you, and will always give forgiveness to those who are troubled, mentally disadvantaged, or confused - And you are all of the above. *Kiss Jeff* We love you Jeff, don't forget that. *Disappear*
Jeff: ... WTF?
- End of thought
Opal fell on the floor laughing...
Diamond stared. "THE FRICK, SIS?! GO GET SLENDERMAN OR SOMETHING!"
"Oh, yes, I forgot..." Opal got up wiping a tear from her eye to go outside.
Mayral popped up from behind the couch. "What interesting information!"
Diamond glared at Mayral. "What do you want?! Can't you see we have someone here who seems like they're dying!?"
Mayral looked at Jane. "Wait? WHAT?! SHE CAN'T DIE! SHE'S MY..." Mayral counted with her fingers. "Second favorite!"
Diamond tilted her head in confusion. "What?!"
"Whatever! We need to rush her to a hospital or something! Right?" Mayral looked confused... "No! We must get Jeff!"
"No, are you a dumb-donkey?!" Diamond insulted.
Mayral ran outside. "JEFF! JEFF! JEFF!" Mayral yelled, before tripping flat on her face... She lifted her face from the ground crying. Not because her second favorite CreepyPasta was going to die, but because her face hit the ground...
Diamond pointed and laughed. She laughed so very hard, and almost forgot all about Jane.
"JEFF! OPAL'S IN TROUBLE! SHE'S SERVERLY INJURED!" Mayral cried.
Diamond was confused. "But wasn't it O-"
Mayral coughed loudly. "JEFF! OPAL'S IN TROUBLE! SHE'S SERVERLY INJURED!" She cried louder hoping Diamond would get the hint. She got up and continued to run, looking for him.
Diamond was still severely confused. "WHAT?! IT'S JA-"
"Opal?!" Jeff popped up from the bushes.
Mayral fell right in front of Jeff on her bottom, panting. "O-pal..." She took a breath. "She needs help." She had pretty good acting skills.
Jeff jumped up from the bushes and busted down the door Diamond had just fixed...
Diamond stared as he ran into her house. "But... it's-"
"JANE!" Jeff growled very loudly.