Eli Shane
Umm…h-hey.
Me: Can you give your opinion on the fan fictions about you?
Wait, WHAT?! You're asking me to talk about those freaking fanfictions?! What the floppers is wrong with those guys!
First of all, stop giving me names like Elijah or Elias or whatever! For your information, my real name is Elliot Shane! Eli is just a nickname given to me to let people remember me better! So you better stop giving me nonsensical names or I have no choice but to pop a Rammstone into your face!
Secondly, why are you guys keep on putting me with Trixie? I mean, I know the two of us are kind of matching (slightly blushes), but my job now is to protect Slugterra and not start dating! I strongly suggest you ditch whatever me x Trixie fanfic you are writing now.
This. Is. Just. Unbelievable. YOU PUT ME WITH THE TRAITOR TWIST?! I really suggest you go to a mental doctor, because I seriously think you have some mental disorder! And also, STOP PUTTING ME WITH BLAKK AND HIS MINIONS! I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMOORREE!
I'm fine with Dana and all the OCs…
(Does that mean you are ditching me, Eli?)
You stay quiet, Trix.
(Fine.)
And also, stop making me sick or injured or whatever! Don't you realize that we always escape without being scratched or anything? Okay, not always, but at least most of the time!
To be honest, it's really nice of you guys to let me find my dad in some fanfics. Thanks man! (tears well up in eyes)
(wipes tear away)That's all. Just get rid of the stuff that I despise of.
Me: Well…that's certainly fast.
Azura: Yup.
Me: Eli's screaming at the beginning really shocked me.
Azura: I know right! I mean, he usually doesn't scream unless absolutely necessary!
Me: Whatever. Anyways, next up: Trixie Sting!
Azura: Do you really have to announce that?
Me: Yes, Princess Azura. (giggles)
Azura: (sigh)