Trixie Sting
I've have heard everything Eli said, and I totally agreed with him.
STOP PUTTING ME WITH HIM!
Don't you know how annoying it is to be put with a person who is the protector of your entire HOMELAND?! Don't you think that would be just embarrassing while he goes out to be the total hero while you stay home and play video games?! Now I command you, STOP IT!
Secondly, WHY DO YOU GUYS PUT ME WITH THAT SILLY BLAKK EMPLOYEE?!
(Azura: And who is that?)
Who do you think he is?! Nacho? Twist? John Bull?! NO! It is BILLY! Yeah, I know he kept calling me "Hey camera girl! Film this!" in Snowdance Cavern but that certainly does NOT mean you should continue the story and make us become a total couple! What would Eli say?
(I will just blast Burpy into that guy's face.)
No, no. No violence, Eli.
(That's what Shanes do!)
(Me: You know, Trixie, that totally proves you have a soft spot for Billy as well.)
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! ME AND MY BIG MOUTH!
One more thing: I would NEVER, I said, NEVER, turn into a monster and kill everybody around Slugterra! Why would I do that anyway?
Aaand this is a warning to EVERY FANFIC WRITER IN ALL OF SLUGTERRA, INCLUDING THE SURFACE: I WOULD NEVER BETRAY ELI! I SWEAR THAT IF I EVER SAY SINGLE LETTER OF THE WORD 'SURFACE' TO OTHER PEOPLE IN SLUGTERRA, ALL THE TAZERLINGS IN SLUGTERRA WILL ZAP ME TO DEATH!
(Including me?)
Yes, including you, Joules. Aren't you a Tazerling as well?
(Yay!)
Oh my god that overworked Tazerling is going to explode, so I GOTTA RUN!
Azura: So…
Me: What?
Azura: SO…..
Me: WHAAT?
Azura: ARGH! I JUST SAID 'SO'!
Me: YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT!
Azura: YES I HAVE TO!
(I clears my ears)
Me: Okay, sorry, Azzie, guess Trixie was screaming too much.
Azura: Yeah, my thoughts exactly. I never knew that she has such a loud voice!
Me: Trixie is Trixie, Eli is Eli. We can't do anything.
Azura: Blah. Next, the…
Me: …totally obnoxious Pronto.
Azura: Yop.