Pronto Geronimole
Now, Pronto does not have much to say. Just that Pronto has heard what Trixie and Eli had been saying and Pronto is not happy.
Pronto CERTAINLY CANNOT STAND ANYBODY PAIRED WITH ME! And once, Pronto saw this fanfic about ME AND ELI! AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
PRONTO CANNOT STAND FANFICS! PRONTO WILL BASH THE FANFIC WRITERS TILL THEIR HEAD EXPLODE LIKE A FLATULORHINKUS STINK BOMB! PRONTO HATES YOU!
(Me: I CAN'T STAND THIS ANYMORE! *puts on earmuffs*)
HERE COMES THE GREAT MOLENOID ROUNDBALL! (loads blaster with Stinky)
(Azura: RUUNN!)
(Two of us runs off)
Azura: (pants) Man that was close!
Me: Phew! (pants)
Azura: You know Isabelle, I really wonder if Kord will have much to say.
Me: Who knows? Maybe he has something to say!
Azura: But I don't see a lot of Kord fanfics around!
Me: But nobody knows, Azzie….