Bonus: Slugs(Ghouls and Roboslugs included)
(I change into slug form to talk to the slugs)
Burpy: Are you kidding me? You sure that you want me to talk about fanfictions?
(Yes Burpy, why not?)
Burpy: Okay, fine, Isabelle. Ahem. To be honest, I love fanfictions. I always lie on Trixie's shoulders whenever she surfs Slugnet for stuff. Slugersonlly, I think fanfictions are kind of amazing in some ways and annoying in some other ways.
(Hmm… that is kind of a different opinion from the others. They complain a lot.)
Burpy: If they complain, I don't care. What I think is that they should continue to write more fanfictions based on us. I hardly see any fanfics based on slugs!
(I once saw this fanfic where you actually talked to other slugs about Trixie…)
Burpy: Yes! Good! Reward that fanfic writer!
(How?)
Burpy: Umm… I don't know.
(So, do you guys have something to say about fanfictions?)
Joules: Yes! In some fanfictions, they translated what we said into the language they understand. I have two questions: Why and how? I want some privacy to talk to my…um…
(Cruusshh?)
Joules: AARRGGHH! (tries to zap me)
(I dodged)
(Joules storms off)
Chiller: I have something to say as well.
(All ears, Chiller.)
Chiller: I once saw a fanfic which says that on a scorching hot day, I couldn't make ice-it came out as water. I have two objections to that. Number one, I am not an Aquabeek, so I don't spit water. Number two, even the hottest days don't melt my ice, and only the fire from the fire element slugs like Burpy can melt the ice. So…ah..ahh..
(OH NO!)
(Chiller sneezes on me)
(Congratulations, I am officially an ice sculpture.)
Burpy: Chiller! Next time when you sneeze, cover your mouth!
Chiller: Teehee!
(FWOOSH)
(The ice around me melts)
Burpy: Heh, sorry, Chiller does get into trouble sometimes with his sneezing.
(Thanks. Now I gotta go talk to *gulp* the ghouls.)
Burpy: You'd better be careful.
(I hop over to the ghouls, whom appear to be having a secret meeting.)
Random Amperling: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! GO AWAY!
(I hop back to Burpy)
Burpy: That was fast.
(I can't even get a word out, and they chased me off.)
Burpy: That's what I don't like about ghouls.
(Random Roboslug flies over)
(Hey Roboslug! You got any opinions on fanfics?)
Roboslug: What fanfics?
(Never mind.)
Roboslug: Hmph.
(Roboslug flies off)
(Seems that only you guys have opinions on fanfics.)
Burpy: My thoughts exactly.
(I better get going now, Azura's still waiting.)
Burpy: Bye! See ya!
(I hop off the table and turns back into human form)
Azura: What took you so long?!
Me: Sorry, Azura. Those slugs have a mouthful to say, and I almost got zapped by Joules. And I was frozen by Chiller, accidently.
Azura: Oh.
Me: Now we better get a move on, before the others lose their patience.
Azura: Wait, Isa, one more thing…did they scream at you?
Me: Joules did, and the random Amperling.
Azura: Huh.