Dr Blakk
Me: Before we go on, we would like to warn you that from now on, we are mostly interviewing antagonists, like Blakk or Twist or the Hooligang. So you better watch out for excess screaming.
(Azura puts on earmuffs)
Me: Now that's spirit.
(We go through the portal to the Deep Caverns)
Fanfictions. Such obnoxious, pesky little words combined into stories. I once saw a few fanfictions with me, paired with… WILL SHANE ?! WHAT THE GHOULS ARE WRONG WITH YOU! HE IS MY LIFE! LONG! NEMESIS! And WHO was the IDIOTIC little fanfic writer who paired me with his SON?! IF I HATE BEING PAIRED WITH WILL SHANE SO MUCH, WHY DID YOU PAIR ME WITH ELI SHANE?!
And seriously, why would someone as superior as me track down a member of the Shane Gang just because she turned into a monster? I would rather stay by my ghouling machinery and accumulate more power to overcome them then to spend money on giving a reward to "brave" slingers who caught that little girl! And what was her name again? Twixie? AARRGGHH! WHO CARES?!
And, I certainly do not want to get out of the Deep Caverns. There is dark water. Dark Bain. My friends who got me started on ghouling slugs and defeating Will Shane. Even if I found a way to get back to Slugterra, I would not, and, you, you little girls, you heard me. Never.
Pairing with OCs? Why?! Let me tell you, I HATE any sort of pairing with me x someone I hate. Twist and Nacho are alright, but OCs? Dream on.
And now, I have some business to get down to. SO YOU BETTER GET OUTTA HERE OR I WILL BLAST A BOON DEATH INTO YOUR HEART!
(We stepped out the the Deep Caverns portal with awkward expressions)
Azura: …
Me: ...
Azura: That…that was fast.
Me: Certainly… he screamed much lesser than I expected him to.
Azura: Hey Isa, I think he missed out something.
Me: What?
Azura: As far as I know, he was never paired with Nacho.
Me: That's not missed out, that is too much!
Azura: Whatever, smartie Cheng.
Me: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! SCREW YOU AZURA ROSE!
Azura: OH BANANAS! I GOTTA RUN!
(Here comes a game of tag.)