Dana Por
Me: Whew, we really need a break from interviewing the Blakk people. Two is already enough to drive us mad!
Azura: But, Isa, Dana was also once an antagonist!
Me: But now she's not! And she doesn't work for Blakk in the first place!
Azura: Umm…
Me: So, Dana, can you tell us your opinion on the fanfictions about you?
Azura: Gahh.
I simply cannot believe you came here just to ask this question! Are you spies for Blakk?!
(Me: Trust us, Dana. Which healer would like to work for that slug-corrupting guy? Though I would like to sneak into Blakk Industries and heal all the ghouls.)
Okay then. (takes in a deep breath) First up, pairings. May I pur-leese inquire, who was the one who put me with Eli? I am so gonna give her all my slugs. Eli's just sooo CUTE! (starts daydreaming about Eli's cuteness)
(Azura: Pleeeaase, Dana, this is about fanfictions, not Eli's whatever "cuteness". Though he did confess that he is okay with you…)
WOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (jumps up and down in a joyful manner)
(AZURA ROOOSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!)
(Azura: OKAY OKAY ELI I WON'T TELL ANYBODAY* ABOUT THIS PAIRING!)
(Good.)
(Me: Please continue, Dana.)
I also found out about this fanfic, or rather two fanfics, with me put with a group of girls. Aaand… what were their names again? I can clearly remember that one was called Xia Akibba, another one called Erin…something, and then the last one…the leader….I think her name is Zaylee Foxx or something. Or is it…? (thinks)
(Me: Congrats, Dana! You are the first ever person we ever interviewed to get most of the OCs' names right! And also, Erin's last name is Pulse.)
Ooh, really? (blushes) But then I noticed something. Actually, two things. Firstly, my name was spelt wrongly when I first saw it. For goodness's sake, it is Dana POR, not Dana PORE! So that means that I do not have pimples or worse, acnes.
Secondly, whoever who wrote that fanfic violated my "alone" rule. Remember what I said when I first broke into the Shane Hideout? "I WORK ALONE." I bet the writer was not paying attention to what I said. (no offence InkMeYouVillian)
And I'm keeping with that.
That's it. I'm outta here. (shoots Arachnet at window and jumps out)
Me: I told you it won't be too bad.
Azura: O-kay…
Me: Hello? (waves my hand in front of her face) Is Azura Rose at home?
Azura: (knocks away my hand and laughs) Yes of course, Isabelle Cheng ze healer!
Me: Other than that "Eli's cuteness" thingy, she did not scream at all, you know.
Azura: At least she screamed at that point for a "good" cause.
Me: Pun intended?
Azura: Nope.
Azura: In fact, how can you find a pun in what I said just now?
Me: THROUGH MY PSYCHICHNESS!
Azura: WAT
*I purposely put it that way to exaggerate Azura's "accent".