Billy
(Billy is plucking the petals off a flower and tossing them on the ground, cursing non-stop.)
Curse you! Curse you! Curse you! Curse you...
(Me: Curse who, Billy?)
Curse you!
(Me: Me?! But I'm just here to do a harmless interview on your opinion for fanfictions!)
(Billy brightens up)
Yes! Finally! An anger outlet! I AM SO FREAKING ANGRY ABOUT THIS!
WHY?! WHY DID YOU PUT ME WITH THAT IDIOTIC CAMERA GIRL! I know she was, well, a camera girl, but I just wanted her to record me on an ice ogre to show how superior I am!
And why would I want her anyway? SHE'S IN THE SHANE GANG! SHE SUPPOSED TO BEAT ME UP AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BEAT HER UP BACK! IDIOTS! YOU ALL ARE ALL GIGANTIC IDIOTIC IDIOTS!
I'M OUTTA HERE! (stomps off)
Azura: BA-NA-NAS!
(In class Rosedragons likes to do that whenever I made a stupid mistake in my homework.)
Me: What bananas? I mean, okay, he screamed a lot, but not as much as Twist or, some other people.
Azura: PO-TA-TO! (variation of BA-NA-NAS!)
Me: Umm…
Azura: SLUG-TER-RA! (okay now you know the drill, I shall not say anything more)
Me: This gal seriously needs her brain and vocal cord checked. (walks away)
Azura: I-SA-BELLE!
Me: (AZURA ROSE STOP IT!)
Azura: I-SHAN'T-STOP!