Will Shane
Azura: Great! Another break from antagonists!
Me: (mutters) Do you really hate antagonists that much?
(WE ARE IN THE DEEP CAVERNS AGAIN YAY)
Man, I had been trapped here for like, seven years already and I just heard about this fanfic thing. Had Eli done this interview thing already?
(Azura: Yup, he's our first interviewee.)
(Me: Just a thing, Will, please don't shout anymore, Eli shouted quite a lot, and the others as well.)
Okay, seeing that you (points to me) are a healer and you (points to Azura) are the princess of Cinder Rapids, I think I'll trust you.
…
Wait, give me a second, I need to ask the Dark Bane guard if I can borrow the computer.
(Both Azura and me: Be quick.)
(Five minutes later, Will comes back)
I really have not much to say…
(Me: (whisper) Brace yourself…)
…but I think fanfics are alright.
(Azura: WAIT, WHAT?!)
(Me: But even Eli said that fanfics are…kind of…disturbing.)
(Azura: Did he?)
(Me: AARRGGHH! I CAN'T REMEMBER!)
Really. Seriously. I always encourage Eli to write a few fanfictions on the TV shows he liked when he was like, six. But I think he was overwhelmed by the fact that he was paired with Trixie. That can be explained, since he is always sort of hot headed when it comes to things he doesn't like.
(Me: At least you know your son the best.)
(blushes) Aww come on. Eli knows himself best.
(Azura: Thanks anyway for not shouting and accepting our interview nicely.)
Have a nice interview!
Me: Will's not bad, even better than his son.
Azura: And what was that idiom again…the one that meant the student may surpass his teacher…
Me: AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!