AZURA ROSE!你给我回来！！！！！！！！
Me: Okay, good. Done.
Azura: Done what?
Me: Done with all the interviewees.
Azura: Time to do reflections?
Me: Yup.
…
Oh good you actually remembered that! Great!
Azura: Come on, you literally stuck it on my forehead.
Me: But I wrote it in slug language and used my magic to make it invisible! How can you still see it?!
Azura: I morphed into a slug and read it when you were busy talking to the…audience…people.
Me: So that's what you have been doing right at the beginning! ...And I did not know you had a slug form.
(AHH BLAH BLAH BLAH WE HAD A RANDOM OFF TOPIC DISCUSSION)
Me: So, everybody, we are done with the interviews. (sighs in relief)
Azura: Analysis time.
Me:Total number of people interviewed.
Azura: Let's count. (takes an exaggerated breath) Eli, Trixie, Kord, Pronto, Blakk, Dana, Twist, Burpy, Joules, Chiller…
Me: Okay okay, Azura, just count Eli, Trix, Kord and Pronto as the Shane Gang, which is four people, and count all the slugs, ghouls and roboslugs (even though there's only one) as just "slugs" as one. The rest, count individually.
Azura: Fine. (takes another superman breath) The Shane Gang, Blakk, Twist, Dana, the slugs, Brodie, Trini, Nacho, Billy, Shorty and Will Shane.
Me: That makes a total of fourteen people. (really, you can just count the number of chapters and minus one due to Brodie and Trini being put together.)
Azura: Number of people who screamed due to unhappiness?
Me: The Shane Gang minus Kord, Joules, the random Amperling, Blakk, Twist, Nacho and Billy.
Azura: Total of…
Me: Nine people.
Azura: Oh man Isabelle Cheng I wish I was born in Bonnie Springs.
Me: As a slug? Or a Cheng?
Azura: IT'S OBVIOUSLY A CHENG!
Me: Hehe. Now, the number of of related people.
Azura: Wh-why this?
Me: Just for fun!
Azura: Uh, fine. Eli and Will. Brodie and Trini. Blakk, Twist and Nacho…
Me: Wait, wait, wait. What I meant was biologically related.
Azura: Okay then. Then…there's only the first two pairs.
Me: Number of fanfics featured. First there's all the Eli x Trixie, Dana…urgh…Pronto,Twist and Blakk fanfics, then there's the fanfics by InkMeYouVillian featuring Dana and Zaylee, then there's…
(Azura wandered off)
Me: Hey! Azura! COME BACK! I'M NOT DONE YET! (runs off towards her)
THE END!
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