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I Want My Happy Ending

Chapter 11

"Let's go Alice!" I shouted excitedly. This was definitely going to be the highlight of my day, no week.

"Should I be worried about your mental state? Just a minute ago you were crying your eyes out and now you're cackling manically." Alice asked suspiciously. Little did she know that I had experience dealing with this kind of emotional pain. I blocked it pretty well. I showed hardly any emotion besides kind, or happy.

I laughed maniacally. "See Alice, no cackling just laughing." I smiled. Alice laughed as well just before heading off into the underbrush. We were going to fast. "Alice I think I'm gonna' throw up!" my face felt like it was turning the pasty green it always did when going at high exhilarating speeds.

"So sorry!" she sat me down on the wet ground. Thanks Alice...

"It's ok Alice really." I assured her. "But maybe we should walk the rest of the way." I stood up a little wobbly, my knees buckled and I landed on my butt, but I hastily picked myself up again.

"We?" Alice asked sarcastically raising a perfectly carved eyebrow.

"Yes we." I stated sternly. I didn't want time to think. Thinking brought pain. One of my very few friends in Arizona once told me Brilliance is power, power is pain, and thus ignorance is bliss. I would be ignorant if it killed me.

"Ok..." Alice sighed. She then mumbled something that I couldn't understand.

"What was that?"

"Nothing... oh nothing..." she muttered."So, what's your master plan boss?"

"Well... I was thinking that you, Emmett, and I could put hair dye in Taylor's shampoo! You guys do have to wash your hair right?" I blurted.

"Classic! And no we don't. But it's more like a habit than anything, but if we dye her hair it'll never change back." Alice shrieked.

"If you have any suggestions for what to do next feel free to tell me." I smiled evilly.

Alice's smile got even wider, and I got another Idea a moment. "We attack Taylor's closet at dawn!"

I couldn't help but cackle at that. Even though I had been with this family for such a short time I knew they were attached to there clothing. It was pretty easy to discover considering I heard Alice tell one of her shirts that it was perfect in every way.

I was surprised by how easily I could talk to Alice. By the time we got back to the Cullen's house I had told her every thing about every aspect of my life. In return Alice had told me of the very few things that she knew about herself but made up for it by answering my remaining questions about vampires. I found that no body in the Cullen house really liked Taylor and that she was mean to everyone even Esme. How anybody could be mean to Esme is beyond me. She has a sweet and loving feeling about her.

"Oh, Emmett!!!" I shouted up the stairs. When Emmett popped out of thin air I let out a scream and Edward appeared as for everyone else other than Taylor.

"Are you ok Bella?" Edward asked, with that same worried look.

"Yea, like you care..." I muttered the last part. Edward looked hurt to say the least and it hurt me to know that I caused his pain. Taylor chose then to appear at that time at the top of the stairs. She rolled her eyes and strolled down with everyone.

"You all can leave except Jasper, Bella, and Emmett. Oh and where's Rosalie??" She said.

The rest of the family left. Emmett sighed, "She didn't want to meet the 'inferior human'." Well that was a blow to my ego but I could handle it.

"You know, Edward already loves you." Jasper told me.

I laughed sadly, "Then why did he kiss Taylor?"

"I don't know, but he didn't enjoy it."

"How do you..." I started but was interrupted.

"I sense and contribute to emotions remember." he smiled.

"Oh yea." I laughed.

"So, what's up?" Emmett asked.

Alice smiled evilly for what must have been the millionth time that day, "Bella has come up with an evil scheme to get rid of Taylor."

"I'm in." More voices were heard.

Carlisle, Esme, and another beautiful blonde walked in.

"Rosalie, Bella. Bella, Rosalie."

"What, I thought Rosalie wasn't here." Alice accused Emmett of lying.

"Well, I'm here I just didn't want to meet her but anybody who wants to get rid of Taylor can't be all that bad." Rosalie stated.

"So, here's the plan." I smiled.