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New York. Whoever says that New York isn't interesting is a godsdamn lier. And insane. But not in the good way….insane as in 'Strawberry Fields Forever' insane. Harry looked out into the gat city and home of the gods almost in awe. It….'twas…huge! There were street performers doing tricks! Playing songs! It was great! Harry smiled . That is until he saw Aphrodite standing there looking around. Then he smiled broadly instead of just smiling. He was hot. Instantly songsc came to his mind as she walked. All of them Beatles. Something, Sexy Sadie, Back in the USSR, Drive My Car, and others. He almost felt dizzy. Harrison had to steady himself one a lightpole. This made Aphrodite turn and look at him. Gods she was gorgeous. Imagine Marylin Monroe, Helen of Troy, Angelina Jolie, Jessica Simpson, and every other daughter of Aphrodite put together. Well, Helen was a daughter of Zeus, but that's besides the point. The point was, that she was sexy! His heart started to beat so fast when she walked towards him, She was probably soming to bring him to Zeus, but she was still so hot that he couldn't move. Harry started to sweat in places. It felt like his tounge was in his mouth when she spoke to him.

"Hello there." She had almost an English sounding accent.

"Gurghuh." Aphrodite laughed prettily.

"My name is Aphrodite."

"Gumgoo."

"Huh? Oh, right. I'm far too beautiful aren't I? Let me tone it down." Mist started to cover her. Harry didn't want it too, but he couldn't stop it. It kept covering her until she was only semi-extravagent.

"Is that better?"

"Y-yes."

"Excellent."

"Y-yeah…"

"Now then, Will you come with me to Olympus?"

"S-sorry…I-I can't."

"Please? Pretty please with a bright red cherry on top?"

"Um…Well….Sorry."

"Humph!" She started to pout, all the while growing more beautiful. Was she trying to seduce him? Was that legal? He was 18…..

"Well….I…."

She stuck out her lower lip out him and bent forward. "Please?" Call him whatever you want, but he was freakin' good not to fall into a hazy lust.

"I ccan't" he replied in a firm voice, "I just can't. Now please leave." Aphrodite thrust herself back up with an angry, gorgeous face.

"Fine then! I'll just have to take you by force!"

"You? Are you fucking serious?" Harry laughed in reply.

"Yes," Aphrodite said with seduction, "Yes, I am fucking serious." Harry twitched.

"Well…well that's too bad…..I…I…"

"Yes?"

"Ug…" Aphrodite laughed. She had won. Until Ares came.

"HEY! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY WOMAN!"

"Technically she's mine." Replied Hephaestus.

"Shu- up old man!"

"Oh. I'm so scared." He spoke with a fake scared voice, "Somebody save me. Uh."

"DAMN YOU!"

"No, damn you!"

"YOU!"

"You!"

"You I say!"

"Me!"

"NO!!!!!! me!"

"Hahhahahahahahahha!" laughed Hephaestus.

"Wait…No! I didn't mean that! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!" Ares yelled as He floated up into the clouds, "Damn you bugs bunny! Damn Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu………."

"Looks like I win then." Said Hephaestus.

"No! I want to win. Tell you what. If you let me win you'll get sex whenever and however for 1 million years!" Aphrodite whined.

"Um…Oh all right, But also no cheating on me for 10 years."

"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

"Oh all right. Anything for my little darling and sex. Bye honey." Hephaesyus waved as he too floated up to the sky. After he was gone Aphrodite looked back at Harry, "Well then…Where were we….."

Replies man!

Blooming: Yeah!

Ben: I got the name now. Thanks though!

A G. and T. Beuty: Same as Ben. And I have no idea where this is going kind of.

Note: The title name has nothing to do with this chapter.