A/N: I own none of the Percy Jackson series, whether HOO or PJO. Now that the disclaimer is over, please enjoy.

Percy's P.O.V

Hey, I'm Percy Jackson. I am as hot as Apollo, at least that's what all my fangirls tell me. In fact, why should I even compare myself to Apollo? I'm obviously so much better. After all, Annabeth, a Miss Genius, is dating me!

Annabeth's P.O.V

Hey, I'm Annabeth Chase. I have to say, Percy might be the weirdest guy in the history of...ever. He might be a total idiot as well...still don't know why I love so much. But, you have got to give me credit, after all, I'm daughter of wisdom and war, not love!

Percy's P.O.V

Okay, speaking of love, I'm going to write a poem of my love. Ahem

Water is awesome

It is my source of power

Very refreshing

Annabeth's P.O.V

Holy Cow Dung... WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!

Percy's P.O.V

People don't know this but, I have a thing for poetry...

Annabeth's P.O.V

That's not the issue! If water is your love, what am I?

Percy's P.O.V

Huh? Oh, you're a piece of me that I can't live without.

Regular Point of View

And so, a smirking Percy walked away from a flushed Annabeth.