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"How is that possible, how is that even remotely possible?" Amy opened and shut the T.A.R.D.I.S. doors, shaking her head. "Doctor?"

She turned to see him staring off at someone walking towards them. The Doctor grinned. "Rory! That's a relief. How'd you get here?"

"And what are you wearing?" Amy muttered under her breath.

Rory bit into an apple as he neared the two. He was clad in a dark t-shirt splattered with the word Blondie, and distressed jeans. "Hey, guys. How'd last scene go? You know, Matt, you can call Kaz 'Pond' all you like, but I'd much rather prefer you just stick to my real name, thanks." He chuckled.

"Where'd you get that shirt?" The ginger girl looked him up and down with a frown. Where was his usual vest? Plaid?

"Uh... What do you mean? I just wore this, like, last week."

"Doctor," Amy side-glanced at the Timelord. "What is going on?"

"Oh, okay," Rory laughed. "Is this a new game, then, 'Doctor'?"

"What?" The Doctor blinked. "Right! Yes. It's a new game that, uh, Karen and I have invented. It's called Act Like Your Character Would Act in The Real World. Rather long title, really should shorten that. Care to join us, uh..." He trailed off.

"Arthur," supplied the actor slowly, raising an eyebrow.

"Right. Arthur. Of course. Sorry, getting really into character."

"Yeah, I can see that."

There was a slight pause before Arthur spoke up again. "Uh, have you guys seen Alex? Stephen was looking for her."

"No," the Doctor nodded awkwardly. "No, we have not seen... Alex. I totally know who that is."

"Right, okay," Arthur coughed and glanced around. "So, I, uh, gotta go, then. Lunch break. You guys come join when you're hungry."

"Okay, bye," Amy put a hand in the air and waved at the man standing a foot away from her, much to her own horror. Her co-star nodded curtly, then walked off, laughing.

"Come on, then," the Doctor pulled her aside and settled into a trot. "Let's go find our trailers."

"Why?"

He grinned at his friend as she hooked her arm through his. "To find out who we are, of course."

"Wikipedia! Lovely." The Doctor rubbed his hands together before typing in, 'The Doctor actor.'

A couple links came up and a few images of men that resembled his previous regenerations. He re-typed in, 'The Doctor Matt' and clicked the first suggestion.

"Looks like I go by 'Matt Smith' here. Good. Ordinary. But good."

Amy leaned over beside him as he typed into the search bar, "Matt Smith and Karen".

She blinked at the suggestions. "Matt Smith and Karen Gillan dating? Matt Smith and Karen Gillan kiss? Fake me is dating fake you?"

He clicked around. "Apparently... not. Good." Pause. "Well, not good, I mean, you're lovely, and a great kisser, but you've got Rory, see, and you can be extremely grumpy at your most Scottish, and, well..."

Amy cleared her throat.

The Doctor nodded. "Maybe I should stop talking."

"Yeah."

"And," he continued. "In all respect, they're not fake. They're just... Different. Parallel."

"Yeah," Amy wandered about the room and made herself at home on a couch. "Speaking of different, Fake Us have got the money pouring in. Just look at this trailer!"

"Hey, look, now this is cool." The Doctor motioned his friend over and she sat down beside him.

"Wait a minute, that's my room. But it's a set. But it's my room."

"Imagine that," the Doctor shuddered. "The T.A.R.D.I.S interior doesn't match the outside... Not that it ever really did. But this time it's really separated."

Knock, knock, knock.

A voice called from outside. "Matt? Karen? You in there? You've gotta be on set in twenty!"

"Twenty?!" The Doctor glanced at the clock.

"But," Amy protested. "Didn't they say it was a wrap? Doesn't that mean, like, they're done or something?"

He shrugged. "How should I know? I'm just a Doctor!"

The voice sounded again. "What are you guys doing in there?"

"Uh," Amy called. "Be... Out in a bit!" I hope that's how I talk here.

"Come along, then, Pond," the Doctor straightened his bow tie apprehensively. "Looks like we're going to have to do some acting."

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