Firstly, sorry for not updating in awhile. *shares multiple cookies, cakes, fanfictions, anime, pizza, manga and food with everyoneeeeeee*
I'm not gonna make up excuses with you guys. X3
My mom had to leave the country on a business trip for a week so I stayed by my dad, and he didn't have ANY wifi. DX
And then I was going to update yesterday, but then schoolwork, tumblr, YouTube and Nalu/Tavzee/JohnKat/Gruvia and other fanfics distracted me. So I'm sorry once again, and I apologize for my laziness. BUTT TT. I will update a lot of my other stories this week. And I can try to continue the stories I put on Hiatus. (But exams are coming up though...) XD
*flips a table* Oh well. Enjoy the update: D
And to the review from KatPish (yes, I read every single review because it makes me really happy that someone wasted their precious time to review about my lowly story *fangirls*) I know Lucy's and the other girls' characters don't curse in the anime, but I was just making a reference to Karkat from Homestuck. He kind of curses like a sailor all the time but not in an offensive way. Well...sometimes. He's just an angry little ball of rage who means the opposite of what he usually says. So I know Lucy wouldn't curse at her friends and they wouldn't curse at her and stuff. It is a fanfiction. I just like to make things up as I go on my stories :3
*shares a cookie with her* I'm sorry I went overboard.X3
"And exactly where is her house Wendy?" Natsu asked raising a confused eyebrow.
Wendy sighed and rolled her eyes. "I gave you this paper that shows how to get there Natsu-nii! It's not that far. Just a few blocks away. You'll be fine."
Natsu frowned and scratched his head. "If you say so."
"One more thing!"
"Sure?"
"This is Lucy's cell phone number. I'm sending it to you." Wendy said taking out her phone and texting him.
"Thanks." He said once he received it. He started to stare at his phone in thought until Wendy interrupted his train of thoughts.
"Also one more thing!"
"What?"
"Good luck on your daaaaaaaate~~." Wendy giggled.
Natsu blushed. "She was the one who asked me on this date Wendy!"
"But if you didn't wanna go on this so called date you would have told her no, right? And you don't wanna break her precious little heart do you?" Wendy pouted.
Natsu turned redder and mumbled in response. "Whatever Wendy...I'm going now."
"Bye bye!" She smiled waving him off.
Natsu took out his phone and texted her.
'Send: 431-108-0081-321 (teehee, random numbers)
From: 417358913929
Sent 3:15 PM
'I'll be there soon weirdo.'
Aaaaand. Sent.
He closed his phone in satisfaction and continued on his walk.
Wendy's mom pulled in the driveway. "Did I just see Natsu walking down the street?" She asked taking a few groceries out of the car.
Wendy helped her carry a few bags. "Yup, he's going on a date with Lucy-san!"
Grandine's eyes widened and then suddenly started to water. "My little boy is growing up..." She sobbed dramatically.
Wendy sighed and rolled her eyes.
Grandine suddenly looked at Wendy. "Wait...Did you say Lucy?"
Wendy nodded as Grandine squealed.
"So they finally hit it off...Did Natsu finally man up, realize he likes her and become a non-retard?!"
"Mooom." Wendy exclaimed.
Grandine laughed. "Sorry, sorry. But it's just that your father and I noticed Lucy's little crush on Natsu for...quite a really long while now.."
"Oh."Wendy said as they entered their house. " So where is Dad by the way?"
"Still at work."
"I see...So what are we gonna do for dinner today!"
"I was thinking homemade tacos!' Grandine smiled.
"Awesome!" Wendy grinned as the two made their way into the kitchen.
Jude eyes widened. "I have a bad feeling Layla..." He suddenly said.
His wife looked up weirdly at him.
"Bad feeling?"
"It feels like...no! *sniffs the air* it smells like a boy!"
Layla facepalmed. "How on earth would you be able to smell a boy from here Jude?"
"Don't question me Layla." Jude's face turned serious. "I need my shot gun..."
"You don't have one honey."
Jude folded his arms and hmped.
He suddenly smiled and made his hand in the shape of gun (you know, thumb up, index finger pointing forward) and made gun noises. Now he has one!
He aimed his finger at Layla.
"Patchu, patchuu." He said pretending to shoot her.
Layla facepalmed. "What in heavens name are you doing Jude?"
"They said I could be anything so I became a shotgun." He said putting his chair in front of the door.
Layla sighed. Why did she marry him again?
"Honey, back away from the door..."
"NO! I HAVE A MURDER TO GET AWAY WITH, WHICH I MIGHT NOT GET AWAY WITH SINCE I'M TELLING YOU MY PLAN...uh..you didn't see anything!" He said doing an impersonation of Skipper.
Layla sighed again. "You're overreacting to nothing."
Jude rolled his eyes. "Said every non-attack on titan fan ever..."
Layla hmped. "Don't you dare bring AoT into this!"
Jude stared at her with a straight face. "Potato Girl."*
"I found a boiled potato in the kitchen sir its delicious! Would you like some?" Layla laughed remembering why Sasha is her favorite character.
Jude rolled his eyes.
The doorbell rang as Jude and Layla looked towards the door.
"Perfect." Jude laughed evilly as Layla sighed.
Natsu walked up to Lucy's door step a bit nervously. He looked at the paper Wendy gave him. Is this is the right place?
He gulped. This is how a date starts right?
The guy picks up the girl, greets her parents, takes her out somewhere and then brings her back later before curfew or something right?
Well at least that's how it happened in romance comedies and junk on T.V.
He sighed. He wonders if Lucy ready yet.
He knocked on the door.
His eyes suddenly widened when the door flung open and he was greeted by a middle-aged man. Well, greeted is an understatement.
The man sat in a chair in front of the door, legs folded, arms crossed, glaring at Natsu.
"Heeeeeeere's Johnny." Jude smiled evilly.
Natsu stepped back surprised. "What the hell?"
Jude cleared his throat. "I've been expecting you..." He said seriously.
Natsu raised a confuzzled eyebrow. "Ok..."
"Name."
"Natsu Dragneel, sir."
"Where are you from?"
"Down the stree-"
"Age."
"17-"
"Born."
"August 17th-"
"School grades."
"Mostly B's and A's-"
"Why is your hair pink boy?"
"It's Salmon sir." Natsu said slightly annoyed.
"Why are you here?"
Natsu turned slightly red. "W-well because-"
"Ssshhh. Don't answer that boy. I've evaluated you. You can leave my presence now." Jude said getting ready to close his front door.
"But I-"
"But but but butt!" Jade exclaimed blowing a raspberry at Natsu.
Lucy came downstairs and gasped.
"Dadddd." Lucy said walking past her dad and opening the door again
Jude smiled at his daughter innocently as Lucy gave her father the evil eye.
Lucy turned to Natsu and laughed nervously. "Sorry about that Natsu. Dad is kind of...strict?"
Natsu smiled. "Don't worry about it."
Jude blew a raspberry at Natsu behind Lucy's back, earning an unamused face from Natsu.
Lucy turned to her parents.
Natsu took his chance to stick his tongue out at Jude when Lucy wasn't looking. Jude wanted to glare but Lucy was looking at him.
"Well I'll be going now!" Lucy smiled as she closed the door.
"Have fun you two!" Layla called happily.
"MY BABY!" Jude cried exasperatedly as he tried to go after them.
He felt a sharp tug on his shirt and looked back horrified as Layla looked down on him.
She glared.
"Interfere with their date and I'll make you sure you never so much as see the light of day again, orr you can wake up in Austrailia." She said voice dangerously low.
Jude sniffled. "But…she's only a little girl Layla.."
"She's turning 17 in another month or so Jude…"
"EXACTLY. SHE'S A BABY."
Layla slapped her husband. "What are you a hollow? Or will you be a brave shinigami?
"How the fudge does this relate to that?"
Layla rolled her eyes. "Just don't mess up their date."
"OH. Of couuuuurse. Now." Jude stood up. " Let me just go out to the store to buy some milk, gets some snacks, spy on their date, kill him, and take a nice stroll in the park." He smiled as he walked towards the door.
"Not so fast Mister." She said grabbing his shirt collar and dragging him towards the couch. "Your . Butt. Stays. Here." She said letting go of him.
Jude groaned and pouted. " WHERE IS DEATH THE KID WHEN YOU NEED HIM? LETTING YOUR DAUGHTER GO OUT ON DATE'S IS NOT SYMMETRICAAAAAL."
Layla sighed.
Yes people.
This is the man she married…..
Lucy and Natsu walked side-by-side in a slightly awkward silence.
Lucy seemed very quiet on the outside. But she was nervous and freaking out on the inside.
How about we take a look inside her min-
.SHESWALKINGNEXTTOHIM. AND ON A DATE.
SDHSGDFJKHFUJAHDJKKUDHUDHWUDKHWADHHOLYFUDGINGFUDGENUGGETS.
OH GOD NOW SHE SOUNDS LIKE JUVIA.
Lucy started to panic.
What exactly should she do on a date?
WHAT?
A small smile graced her lips as an idea came to mind.
Levy. Maybe she has some sort of an idea…
Because Wendy probably wouldn't know what to do on a date...
Same thing with Erza and maybe Juvia.
But then again Levy didn't know much either.
After a minute of contemplating it in her mind she hastily took out her phone and texted Levy.
'LEVY! MAJOR PROBLEMA! DATE ADVICE NOW WOMAN.'
She waited awhile and made a small sound of happiness when she received a reply.
'I'm already on it! Look behind you. * thumbs up emoticon*'
Lucy raised a confuzzled eyebrow as she looked up from her phone, and glanced behind her.
Levy, Mirajaine, and Juvia gave her sly smiles as they hid in a nearby bush.
Lucy deadpanned.
'THIS WON'T HELP AT ALL.' She texted to Levy.
Levy looked at her phone and quickly typed back. 'Of course it will!'
Lucy mentally groaned and texted Erza.
'They're ruining my date Erza-san...'
Suddenly, as quick as Lucy could say 'Aye Sir', she heard muffled noises come from the bush and suddenly heard silence. Turning around she saw a small flash of red hair disappear and no sign of Mira, Levy and Juvia.
Lucy sweat dropped but sighed in relief none the less and continued walking with Natsu.
Alright Lucy, you can do this. Don't be a Shinji Ikari!
She smiled and put her phone away.
Yosh!
A/N: - On another note, I have successfully made another Carly word! (Like fudge nugget, what the fudge, etc andwhatnotwiththepuddingpops) Confuzzled is the latest one XD
See you guys soon XD