A/N: Warning: perverted author, masturbation, and horrible jokes. You have been warned.

~Exploration and Pretty Little Girls~

The center of my mind was a black abyss. I floated through the inky blackness, light shining off from my spirit form and piercing through the shadows. I floated for what felt like hours until I came upon a piece of land. The piece of earth was held together by an enormous pear tree. Its roots were peeking out from the bottom, making trails through the inky blackness as it drifted aimlessly. I wondered at the form my core had taken before throwing caution to the wind and landing on the edge.

An eerie golden light drifted out from the spot my foot touched before sinking back into the earth. A chain reaction set off as bands of golden light drifted up from the ground and curled around my form. I gasped as the bands of light held me like a lover, caressing my skin and emitting warmth. I felt a pulse from the tree and knew that these lights were coming from it. It was welcoming me home.

Wow…

I walked closer to the tree, not quite sure what I was supposed to be looking for. The tree responded to my thoughts and a branch lowered itself until it was in front of my face, a ripe pear ready for the picking. I glanced at it before twisting the pear off the branch and bringing it close to my face. I ran my fingers over the smooth skin of the pear before bringing it to my mouth and taking a bite.

(-Squeezing. Heat. Cold. Scared. Warmth. Love-)

Another bite.

(-I toddled towards my father. His blue eyes and blonde hair standing out.-)

The next bite was slower, unconscious.

(-I was crying. I wanted my dad. "Oh Kota, I know you miss Papa, but he'll always be here." My mother's hand touched the spot over my heart. "In your heart."-)

(-pushing a bully down on the cement-)

(-"Friends." I clasped hands with a roughed-up, mean looking kid. We were both beat up.-)

(-"You'll always be the bastard of a no-good-foreigner."-)

(-STOP IT! I'M NOT WORTHLESS!-)

(-Entering middle school. Mom's smile.-)

(-Bullying a smaller kid, trying to make the inside stop hurting.-)

(-Pain. Sleeping. Peace.-)

I gasped as I came out of the memories. The pear in my hand had been reduced to its core, each bite having contained a part of Kota's past. As I stared at the pear core I couldn't help but relate it to what was left of Kota. I don't know if it was in a fit of pity or stupidity, but with the physics that exist in a psychic world, I took the core and swallowed it whole.

It went down rough but it settled something deep inside me. I wasn't a foreign entity devouring all that was left of a helpless boy; I was that boy and that boy was me. Kota was me.

The tree swayed gently before touching my face with its branches. I didn't fight as it lifted me up and drew me into its bough, drawing me into it as if I was one of its treasured children. My eyes grew drowsy as I sunk into the bark of the tree, falling asleep to the sound of wind in its branch and the creaking of its age old bough.

My eyes opened slowly and I stared at the ceiling of my bedroom.

It had been a while since I had gone so deep into my consciousness and I was surprised at the progress I had made. That had been the first time my I had projected my inner subconscious into something tangible. It would make sense that it would be a pear tree…pears were my favorite fruit and I always found nature comforting.

I stretched before getting out of bed, a hand drifting down to scratch my ass. I froze mid scratch before a loud laugh escaped me. Everything including habits huh? I rubbed my nose and got rid of that terrible itch on my nether regions before going to take a shower.

And then I froze in the bathroom.

I had taken off my shirt and was about to slide off my pants when I realized something fundamental had changed. That was…I had a…I mean…I had never seen one for real before. With morbid curiosity I slid off my pants and poked at the bulge in my boxer briefs. I jumped when I felt it twitch in reaction.

Oh god it moved!

I felt like such a girl right now. It was hard getting over how ugly they looked and I guess I was kind of working myself up over having to find out what mine looked like. Man up girl! I blinked. Heh heh. I already have, I'm a guy now. Lol.

Focus woman! I slapped myself mentally before taking a deep breath and pulling my boxer briefs down. My eyes widened as the dick seemed to shine out at me from where it was hanging limply. I wondered…I flexed a muscle near that area and watched in complete fascination as it rose a bit before falling down as I relaxed.

Pfft!

Oh no. I was having way too much fun with this. Fun…oh no. My dick twitched in reaction to my thoughts on fun. Why not…? I mean, I should give it a test run, right? Make sure I know…what it does…so it doesn't…tent at the wrong time. I giggled before kicking my clothes away and jumping in the shower.

Alright dick, let's see how long you last.

I turned on the shower and washed my hair and the rest of my body before I finally came to…that area. I think it was already half hard in anticipation. I ran the loofa along the length and shivered at the tingle of pleasure that ran down my spine. Wash first, wash first. Then we can play.

I made sure to get every inch of my dick clean before I realized that I had balls as well. Oh god, balls were even worse than the dick. They were…wrinkly…and…oh wait…I was surprised and really grateful to find that Kota didn't have any pubic hair. In fact, I think it was shaved off. That thought sent a wave of laughter through me and I had to lean against the wall to steady myself. Kota…pfft…shaved…down there. Well, he was my alternate self.

Alright woman, back to the task. I ran the sponge over the balls and was surprised at the tingling pleasure that sent through me. I hadn't known they were that sensitive; huh you learn new things every day. I reached down to clean my ass and a little fact crossed in front of my mind. I…I like guys. I stared down at my ass with wide eyes and realized what that meant.

I…I'll have to take it up the ass!

Maybe…no, don't focus on that. For now…I turned the shower head off and got the bath started. I relaxed into the tub before focusing my attention to my dick. Where it had gone limp from my fear of being ass fucked, it was now half-mast and waiting for me to touch it. I grasped it gently and pumped it experimentally. It hardened the rest of the way.

I stared wide eyed. It…it's like a little puppy; just begging for attention. I blinked at that thought and how it took away my feelings of disgust. Well, puppies were cute. Heheh. Only me. I ran my hand along it again and moaned at the pleasure. I could get used to this.

I jerked off slowly, making sure to draw out each tingle of pleasure running down my spine. I rubbed my balls together and jerked at the jolt it sent through me. Man guys had it good; it was a lot harder finding the right spot when I masturbated as a woman. With all this pleasure running through my head, I was curious how it would feel to finger myself.

I blinked when getting on my knees made the bath water I was in slosh dangerously. I turned it off as an afterthought. I leaned over the side of the bath tub before reaching behind me and probing my ass. I gave my dick a stroke before rubbing a circle around my asshole. It felt…it didn't feel bad, but not exactly pleasurable…yet.

I slowly dipped a finger into my asshole as I jerked myself off lazily. It…I pumped my finger slowly…nope, it only burned slightly. I took my finger out and focused and my dick. Maybe it was one of those things where someone else had to do it to make it feel good. I leaned my head on the side of the tub as I realized I was getting closer to cuming. I poked a finger into my asshole, maybe it'll help condition my body to like it if I cum with it in.

My breath came in pants as I was getting nearer the peak. My hand pumped furiously and my finger rubbed erratic circles inside my ass. Almost…there…

"Nngh…"

My balls tightened and my ass clenched when I finally came. I pumped my dick as I rode out the wave of pleasure, back arching. My breaths came in pants when I finally finished and I relaxed back into the bath. Oh wow, that was nice. I blinked before looking down at the bath and the little strings of white floating in it. I blinked again.

"Oh eww!"

There were seamen in the water! I blinked again before giggling. Heh, sea men in the water. My disgust came back when my giggles dissipated at my horrible joke. I stood up and made sure to scrub the places the seamen may have touched before leaving the tub. I drained it with all the daintiness of a lady, making sure not to touch any floating cum.

I dried myself off before going into my room to get dressed. I looked at the uniform laid out on my bed and remembered that Kota was still in school. Oh yeah. Well…at least the material should come easy to me. I had done it all before. I just hope the material in Japan was similar enough to the material in the States. I straightened out my uniform and brushed through my hair before heading down the stairs.

My mom was just setting down breakfast when I made it to the kitchen and she greeted me with a smile.

"Good morning Kota-kun."

"Morning mom."

I sat down before looking over the breakfast. I had never been one to eat much breakfast in the morning before, but that was mainly because I had to make it myself. I wouldn't turn down something my mother had made just for me. Even if it wasn't what I was used to; rice, miso soup, pickled cucumber…and some sort of fish? I grabbed a piece of the fish with my chopsticks ate it slowly.

I hummed in delight before digging into the rest. I used to hate fish in my past life but I guess because this was Kota's body I also got his taste-buds. I made small talk with my mom as we ate breakfast and would have stayed later if I didn't get a look at the clock. I had fifteen minutes to walk to school before I was late. I made quick work of the rest of my rice and soup before I leaned over and gave my mom a kiss on the cheek.

"I'm off!"

"Have fun!"

The cool morning air felt good on my cheeks as I ran to school. I think I was about halfway there when I bumped into someone as I turned the corner. I cursed as I stumbled back and the person I ran into let out a cry as they fell to the ground. I blinked before looking at the person I had knocked down. Cute girl…strawberry blonde hair…it was Sasagawa Kyoko, the school's idol. Oh woops.

I saw as she cradled her ankle and winced in pain. Oh snap. First day and I injure the cutest girl in school.

"I am so sorry."

I crouched down in front of her and looked at her foot. I couldn't see anything wrong with it but I was sure it would be swelling in no time. She looked at me in surprise and I noticed a small blush form on her face as she stared at me. I gestured to her foot.

"May I?"

She jumped before nodding hesitantly.

"Oh..um…sure."

I grabbed her foot gently and slid off her shoe. I poked at her ankle in different spots and was relieved when I didn't feel any breaks. She had most likely twisted it as she fell. I set the foot down and grabbed my bag off my back. I unzipped it and took out the small first-aid kit Kota had taken to keeping with him. He was the one who patched up his friends wounds after a nasty fight.

Kyoko squeaked when I slid her sock off and set a cold pack against her ankle. I then took the ace wrap and wrapped it securely around her ankle. I sat back when I was done and helped slide her sock back on. I frowned when I noticed that her foot was now too big to fit in her shoe.

Her face was a constant blush as I helped her to stand up. I put her shoe in her bag before putting it on my shoulder and crouching down in front of her.

"Get on. I'll carry you to school."

"Oh…but…are you sure it's fine?"

I turned around to face her and gave her my best smile. Heh. Charming the ladies.

"I wouldn't be much of a man if I left a pretty girl like you walk to school on a leg I injured. Humor me."

"…Un."

Her delicate arms slid around my neck before I felt her weight lean fully on my back. I grabbed onto her thighs before lifting her up and standing swiftly in one move. She squeaked as her arms tightened around my neck. Wow she was light. Or was it just Kota that had a strong body? I laughed before setting off for school again.

"Um…what's your name?"

I hummed as I got back onto the main road that most of the students were walking on. A few of them whispered as we walked past them.

"Inoue Kota; third year. What's your name?"

Her arms loosened around my neck as she got more used to riding my back.

"Sasagawa Kyoko; first year. It's nice to meet you Inoue-senpai."

"Nice to meet you too Kyoko-chan."

I felt the heat from her cheeks as she buried her face in my back. I grinned. Teasing cute little girls was turning out to be pretty fun. I couldn't decide if it was good luck or bad luck that I had injured Kyoko on my first day. This situation was pretty nice.

I heard a whistle and a chuckle as before someone called my name.

"Wow Inoue, you sure work fast."

I turned to Ogawa as he walked over to me with Tatsumi in tow. They were both looking at Kyoko holding onto my back with grins on their faces. I frowned.

"Cut it out you two; you're embarrassing her."

I could tell by how Kyoko's arms had tightened around my neck again and her face was buried in my back. I jostled her a bit and she peeked out from behind my form with a blush on her face.

"Let me introduce you to these two idiots. The blonde idiot is Ogawa Yoshi and the glaring idiot is Tatsumi Ryuunosuke. Idiots this is Sasagawa Kyoko-chan."

In a show of good character neither of the two reacted to my jabs and simply smiled at Kyoko. Ogawa being the more sociable of the two stepped forward first.

"It's nice to meet you Kyoko-san."

"Un..."

Ogawa jabbed Ryuu in the stomach before he let out a grunt and greeted her as well.

"Nice to meet ya…"

I rolled my eyes before walking away from them. I sent them a silent glare as we gained some distance.

Scram for now.

Ogawa saluted me with a smirk on his face.

Aye, aye captain.

I rolled my eyes before turning back around.

"Sorry about them Kyoko-chan."

"…No, its fine. They seem like good friends."

I felt her fingers fiddle with the seams of my uniform in a fit of nervousness.

"…though they are a little scary."

I laughed out loud at that and felt her giggle against my back as well.

"Oh? And I'm not?"

She gasped before responding.

"Oh no! You're too nice! And…and way too pretty! I mean…that is…"

I giggled and would have hunched over if I didn't have Kyoko on my back. I could feel her shifting nervously on my back, no doubt thinking she had offended me. I let out a snort before turning my head slightly to the side so I could face her.

"I'll take that as a compliment."

Roguish smile: check. Blushing Kyoko: check.

"SASAGAWA KYOKO!"

I blinked and looked around for the person who yelled the name before I realized it was coming from above. I looked up and gaped when I realized there was a boy falling through the air towards us; wearing nothing but his boxers…and an orange flame on his forehead.

Oh.

OH.

…oh.

That was Sawada Tsunayoshi.

Ooooooh snap.

He landed right in front of us, dust clouds billowing out around him with his hand out face up. His eyes glared with a willful determination.

"PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!"

There was silence before the students around us started snickering. Tsuna's flame grew weaker until it eventually disappeared and his eyes cleared. They bulged when he realized the situation he was in. I wasn't even sure how to react until Kyoko screamed in my ear and buried her face in my shoulder. She shook my shoulders and I realized that she wanted out of this situation.

I ran off towards the school like her personal horse. Crying girls…crying girls or anyone in general was hard for me to handle. Better to just go along with it. I heard a shout behind me and the sound of someone getting punched but didn't pay it much mind. I had more important things to worry over, like the crying girl on my back. And the fact that I was in the Katekyo Hitman Reborn universe.

Oh dear.

A/N: And Tsuna make's his appearance! And my self-insert realizes where she is. Lol.