Letters of Despair

by fairycutter

Dear Fanfiction Writers, Thank you for all the great stories you wrote about us so far. We enjoyed it, kinda. With all due respect, can we ask for something? Please stop write nonsense about us. We believe that there is so much good stories you can come up for us, so let just stick with the good material, okay? Thank you. Oh! Malfoy said, he's not asking, he demanded.

2. I'm perfect, so what?

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

I'm sure Harry already told you how much I hate it when he got pair with other witches, but he said I have more persuasive way than him, so I'm telling you again. Stop the hell out of pairing him with other witches, the only witch you're allowed to pair him with is me, me as in ME. Likewise, stop pairing me with other wizards notably Zabini and Malfoy. I don't know about Zabini's witch but Malfoy's has terrible temper, she also extremely scary and dangerous witch.

Stop pegging me as Mary Sue, I'm not her, I have my own live. You hate me because I'm perfect? Oh please! What in the name of Godric so wrong with being perfect? I also not see being flirty is a crime, beside it's not like I'm flirting while in dating realationship. I'm faithful to Harry.

I also would never being a bitch to Hermione, like ever. In case you forget, she was the one who advised me to date other wizards and just be myself so Harry can see me for who I am and not just Ron's little sister. And look where I am now? I am Harry James Potter's girlfriend. I owe her for live.

Sincerely,

Ginevra Weasley

p.s. Harry asked me to reach to all the beta readers. He need help with his letter, and Hermione is off to some Island with some prat Wizard. If you have time and willing to put up with him and maybe Ron too, he also itching to write some letter, Please help them. Thank you.

p.p.s. I'm not too sure about my letter, maybe you need to check it too. But don't worry, I'm nice witch, I promise I won't hex you if you find fault with my letter.